Monday, September 22, 2025

Free Speech, If You Can Keep It


I shouldn't have to say this, but ...


Because this is where we are today ...


I think we need to remind Der Furor and the members of his wannabe fascist administration about the Constitution they've sworn to preserve, protect, and defend ...


That's all.

Have a good day. Protect your rights while you still have them. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, September 21, 2025

Musical Sunday


The recriminations and the unending blame game over the murder of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk continue to reverberate across the nation in a way that the ongoing murder of children in school shootings doesn't. It's profoundly depressing that the murder of a hateful character like Mr Kirk - while deplorable - gets more attention from Der Furor and his conservative supporters than does the death of innocent children, but that's where we are.

My friend Allen suggested this song by Cheryl Wheeler, "If It Were Up to Me," as a Musical Sunday offering appropriate to the moment ...


I can't argue with that.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Bulletproof clothing for your children is always a thoughtful birthday or Christmas gift.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, September 20, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


Is it too late to cancel my subscription to September?

Der Furor said federal regulators should revoke broadcast licenses when late-night hosts speak negatively about him - a threat wildly at odds with the Constitution, but nevertheless likely to be supported by Republicans irritated by criticism and indifferent to hypocrisy; a Federal judge in Florida has dismissed Der Furor's $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times, ruling that the lawsuit was overly long and full of “tedious and burdensome” language that had no bearing on the legal case; in response to the latest Russian test of Western resolve, NATO forces intercepted three Russian warplanes that violated Estonian airspace; the House of Representatives passed a stopgap funding bill to prevent a Government shutdown on September 30th, but it failed in the Senate; and a software update to Samsung’s Family Hub refrigerators in the US will permit the company to display “promotions and curated advertisements” on the kitchen appliances. 

This week, in honor of the late Charlie Kirk's opinion that "... it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational," a collection of cartoons about America's love affair with deadly weapons.

Let me hear you say, "hallelujah!" ...



When I was in elementary school, we did these drills in case of nuclear war ...


The Grim Reaper keeps up with the times ...


Some things just never will make sense to me ...


This Herblock cartoon dates to 1998 ... things haven't gotten any better ...


I trust him.


Originalism ...


They'll know, but won't care ...


Imagination ...


Probably unnecessary, as we've scared away so many international visitors, anyhow ...


Have a good day and a great weekend. Enjoy those kevlar fashions. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Friday, September 19, 2025

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2025


As we move into the second half of September, it's time once again to lift the lid on the swirling cesspool of ass clownery and consider the right choice for our next award. As always, there are huge numbers of individuals and groups who would be worthy nominees, but I think it's time I turned to a winner I've been putting off for a long time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, with the usual flatulent blare of trumpets we announce presentation of the tinfoil and toilet paper crown to

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2025


Laura Loomer


Laura Loomer is a far-right conservative political activist, conspiracy theorist, and internet personality who wields outsized influence in Der Furor's administration. Journalist Michael Scherer, in an article about her in The Atlantic titled "Make Joe McCarthy Great Again," wrote,

"In just the first seven months of [Der Furor's] second presidency, she successfully lobbied [Der Furor] to end Secret Service protection for Joe Biden’s children. She has pushed the president to fire six members of his National Security Council, remove three leaders at the National Security Agency, end an academic appointment at West Point, fire the director of the National Vetting Center at the Department of Homeland Security, dispatch an assistant U.S. attorney in California, and remove a federal prosecutor in Manhattan. After [Der Furor's] intel chief stripped 37 current and former national-security officials of their security clearance Wednesday, she claimed credit for first labeling 29 of them as threats to [Der Furor]."

Not bad for a person with no official government position or authority.

Ms Loomer is famous for pulling outrageous public stunts, such as getting herself arrested after storming the stage at New York City’s Shakespeare in the Park to protest a version of Julius Caesar inspired by Der Furor, and being kicked off Uber and Lyft for saying that she did not want Muslim drivers. She's also gotten herself banned from Facebook and Instagram for hate-speech violations (although she is still on Twitter - now "X" - where her views appear to be considered more "mainstream"). 

Her antics, threats, online posts, and direct channel to Der Furor have destroyed careers, shaped news cycles, and caused movement in financial markets, and she has openly boasted on X that “It’s amazing how fast we can get results from the [Der Furor] administration.”

In the wake of the murder of far-right activist Charlie Kirk, she repeatedly called for the federal government to suppress the free speech of anyone guilty of criticizing Der Furor or demonizing Mr Kirk - a blatant violation of the Constitution, and one which has also been called for by Der Furor himself.

The law, the Constitution, and our freedoms are under assault as never before, with a junior demagogue cheering it on.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2025, is Laura Loomer. As if the country didn't have enough problems.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. You know you need it.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

News in the Age of MAGA


Many of you who read this blog regularly will remember the name Walter Cronkite. He was the anchor for the CBS Evening News from 1962 to 1981, and was known through that time as "The Most Trusted Man in America." His honors included two Peabody Awards*, a George Polk Award**, an Emmy Award, and the Presidential Medal of Freedom***. 

I can remember the deep, calm voice of Walter Cronkite announcing the news of the day with clarity and gravitas, ending his broadcasts with his signature sign-off, "And that's the way it is for (date)." His was the voice that reported on many of the biggest events of the 20th century: Watergate; the Iran Hostage Crisis; the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy and civil rights pioneer Martin Luther King Jr.; and the American space program, from Project Mercury to the Moon landings to the Space Shuttle. 

Contrast Walter Cronkite's news with today's news, which is a national embarrassment.

A fractured media landscape allows us to pick only the "news" outlets that report what we want to hear, and some major outlets - like Fox "News," Newsmax, and OANN - are aggressively and proudly partisan, stoking outrage while ignoring facts that contradict their narrative. "Reporters" fail to push back against obviously untrue statements, fail to demand proof of the most outrageous allegations, and allow their interviewees to present utter balderdash without effective questioning.

As one example, on a CNN program yesterday, conservative commentator Scott Jennings thundered in outrage at great length on what he saw as the violent "liberal" language and aims of the Charlie Kirk murderer, while refusing to acknowledge similar violent language common to right-wing advocates (and, indeed, Der Furor) ... and the moderator did not force the issue, instead only limply acknowledging the "anger" of the right.

The First Amendment to the Constitution forbids the government from "... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press ...," and yet mainstream news organizations have largely failed to push back against threats coming from Der Furor and his wholly-coopted Department of Justice to do just that. The so-called defenders of freedom of speech and the press have backed down in the face of threats from Der Furor, instead of holding the line of press freedom and an informed public.

Our treasured freedoms are under attack as never before. A GOP-dominated Congress goes along, as does a cabinet and Supreme Court stacked with Der Furor's incompetent and kowtowing appointees. In the words of the old Joni Mitchell song, "... you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone." 

And, at the rate we're going, it'll be gone all too soon.


Have a good day. Speak up for your freedoms, even if those we depend upon won't. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Which honor "the most powerful, enlightening, and invigorating stories in all of television, radio, and online media."

** Which honors "the intrepid, bold, and influential work of the reporters themselves, placing a premium on investigative work that is original, resourceful, and thought-provoking."

*** Which honors individuals for "... a lifetime of significant achievements in the arts, public service, science, or other fields." It has been somewhat cheapened during Der Furor's administrations by being presented as a reward to such outspoken and divisive conservative political figures as Rush Limbaugh, Rudy Giuliani, and Charlie Kirk.

Monday, September 15, 2025

Advertising Drugs on Television


There are almost no issues on which I agree with Der Furor and his shambolic administration*, but limiting drug advertisements on television is one of them.


It takes a doctor years of training and experience to understand the human body and how specific drugs treat specific conditions and interact with each other. The knowledge your doctor accumulates through years of study and experience is not the same as a 60-second television spot which - accompanied by music and lighthearted choreography - tells you that a particular drug "may be right for you," along with a litany of unpleasant side effects and unhelpful directions like "Don't take Dumbasserin if you are allergic to it or its contents**." And on top of that, there are television and radio ads urging you to ask for drugs to address illnesses and conditions you never knew existed*** - greatly appealing to the hypochondriacs among us. 

The only ... only purpose for drug advertising is to make you fear that you have a particular illness or condition and manipulate you into asking your doctor to prescribe a new drug for it, thereby increasing sales for the manufacturer. If your doctor is current on medical issues (and most are), he or she already knows about the drug and whether they should be treating you with it. If you doubt me, read this OpEd from the Director of the Food and Drug Administration, Dr Marty Makary.

Perhaps rather than spending vast amounts of money on advertising, drug companies ought to use that money to subsidize the cost of their products for the people who need them.


Have a good day. Ask your Member of Congress if limiting drug advertising is right for you.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

P.S. I just thought I'd mention that this is post number 5555! Yowza!

B.

* There are two that I can think of: the other is the need to get a handle on illegal immigration, although I am horrified and disgusted by his approach.

** And oh, by the way, how would you know if you are allergic to it or its contents? Probably only if your doctor, who knew your medical history, was able to tell you. 

*** Really, did you ever hear of Dupuytren's Contracture before there was a drug advertised to cure it?

Sunday, September 14, 2025

Poetry Sunday


I think I may be a representative of one of the last generations that used "outdoor plumbing" - the traditional outhouse. No, I didn't grow up having to use one, but there were many times when I did - but those are tales for another day. 


Today's poem by Marie Harris brings back memories of using primitive facilities on a cold morning in Colorado, looking up at a sea of stars to take my mind of more pressing business ...

Standard Plumbing 
by Marie Harris 

Plumbing supply places, like auto parts stores, have long
counters with bar stools for the customers. When I came in, the
man behind the counter was telling a story about the time he
and his friends had decided to celebrate getting home from
Vietnam and had bought a lot of Scotch and given one bottle to
a wino who drank half of it all at once and dropped dead.
Then the man, with Walter stitched on his shirt, asked what he
could do for me and I told him I had come to buy a toilet, the
cheapest, most basic toilet they had. He wanted to know if I
was putting it in one of my apartments or something and I said
no, it was for my own house and I was, oddly enough, buying
a toilet for the first time because we were installing indoor
plumbing. The other houses I’d lived in had always come with
toilets and I’d never given much thought to choosing one,
though today I’d kind of decided I wanted bone, not white. So,
in the process of getting the bowl and the tank and the seat and
some pipes and gaskets from the warehouse, we got to talking
about our outhouses and he allowed as how the one he had in
Florida when he was kid in the fifties hadn’t been all that
bad, except for the bugs and sometimes a snake, and we both
agreed that there are times out there when you see things from
an unusual vantage, for instance: that view of the night sky in
winter is unparalleled.

I remember a night in the remote mountains of Colorado when I trudged to an outhouse in the middle of the night, marveling at a night sky so glorious with stars that having to use an unheated outhouse on a cold night didn't seem so bad.

Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and be thankful that you can enjoy the luxury of indoor plumbing. 

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, September 13, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


Okay, I think we've Septembered enough ... can we just move on?

NATO scrambled fighter jets earlier this week in reaction to Russian attack drones that violated Polish airspace; right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk, a vocal supporter of gun rights, was murdered during an appearance at a rally in Utah; Israel attacked the headquarters of Hamas in Qatar, an important American ally in the Middle East, in an attempt to kill the groups leaders ... Israeli president Isaac Herzog excused the attack by saying the attack was necessary to "remove some of the people if they are not willing to get a deal," leading Der Furor to ask Defense War Secretary Pete Hegseth if this approach could be used on Congressional Democrats; and in Arizona, a man with a history of filing fake documents was released from prison 20 years early after forging an order showing that a judge had approved his release.

This week, since Mike gets so many positive comments on his "Thursday Trees" posts, I thought I might bask in his reflected glory with a collection of cartoons about - trees!

I've heard that Gloria Gaynor loves trees ...


Nope, not a typo ...


When maple trees donate, nobody asks their sap type ... 


Rodger's wife is in for a surprise ...


Tree puns, anyone? 


If squirrels tickle, woodpeckers must be the acupuncturists of the arboreal world ...


How we view trees ...


No comment necessary ...


Looking at the bright side ...


Visiting the old homestead ...


I think that's enough ... I should quit while I'm ahead and not make an ash of myself. Maple I'll try this theme again later, if that's oak-ay with you. In the meantime, I'll leave Mike at the elm of the ship of trees.

Have a good day and a great weekend and come back tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday celebrates outdoor plumbing. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Friday, September 12, 2025

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Ready or not, it's time for our first edition of Great Moments in Editing and Signage for September!

I wonder what the clue was ...


Perhaps the layout designer could have given more thought to ad placement ...


Hmmm ...


I'm not sure I want to know about this place ...


Well, it should help keep the kids entertained ...


Tuesdays should appeal to children with small allowances ...


I hope none of those trans ducks are migrating through red states ...


Wait, what? ...


Well, where else would it be from? ...


But don't worry ... I'm sure RFK and his top-flight staff at HHS and the CDC are on it ...


And that's it for this week's collection of editorial and signage ya-has - I hope you enjoyed them. 

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, when we try to upstage a fellow blogger - more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Thursday, September 11, 2025

The Murder of Charlie Kirk


Right-wing influencer and shouting head Charlie Kirk, the head of the conservative youth movement Turning Point USA and vocal supporter of Der Furor, was murdered yesterday afternoon during a speech at Utah Valley University. 


Any murder is a heinous crime, and yet there are those who will celebrate Mr Kirk’s death. He was, after all, a mouthpiece for hateful political views, and was once quoted as saying 

"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe." 

I wonder if he ever thought that he would end up as one of those whose death was rational and worth it.

Although I detested Charlie Kirk and everything he stood for, there is no - I repeat - no excuse for political violence in this country. When we have national leadership that not only excuses the violence of January 6th, 2021, but pardons and glorifies the participants, we encourage political violence at the expense of rational discourse. When the Air Force grants a funeral with full military honors for Ashli Babbitt, a woman who traitorously stormed the nation's capitol, we encourage political violence at the expense of rational discourse. When we fail to denounce the murder of political figures of any party, we encourage political violence at the expense of rational discourse. 

Political violence today seems to be excusable when it's one's own partisans who engage in it, but horrible when it's the other side that does it.

This has to end, but I doubt that anyone - particularly on the extreme MAGA right - will see it as a problem. It is, after all, the ultimate owning of the libs.

We would do well to remember the words of John Donne in his famous poem "No Man Is an Island:"

Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.

We need to stop the tolling of the bell.

Have a good day. Denounce all political violence, no matter who is engaging in it. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo