Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Black Bra


Yesterday's post was a bit of a downer, so why don't we cheer things up a little, eh?

Angel and Heidi have told their own bra stories. Here's another one ...

Three women met for lunch one afternoon. One had been married for more than 20 years, the second was engaged, and the third was the mistress of a wealthy industrialist.

They were chatting about ways to spice up their relationships, and decided to surprise their men by greeting them wearing nothing but a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask to cover their eyes. They agreed to meet the following week to exchange notes.

The week went by and the three ladies again met for lunch and to trade notes on their experiences.

The engaged woman said,

“The other night when my boyfriend came over I met him at the door wearing a black leather bra, stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you!' Then we made passionate love all night long.”

The mistress reported,

“Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office.  I was wearing a raincoat, and when I whipped it off, I was only wearing the black bra, heels, and the black mask over my eyes. He didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex for hours, right on his desk!”

The married woman said,

“When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and the black mask over my eyes. I threw open the door and he looked at me and said, “What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Have a good day. Dress for success. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

8 comments:

John Hill said...

Must've been the stockings...

eViL pOp TaRt said...

I hope she gave him a whack with her sword! Great story!

Linda Kay said...

Oh, my....He would have had his dinner alright!

Gonzo Dave said...

...to which she replied, "Dog food."

Big Sky Heidi said...

And dinner would be all he got! Great story, Bilbo! Glad you liked my story...

Mike said...

I can't associate with the last guy one bit.

Meredith said...

Enjoyed the joke.

Brandi said...

Where cab I get a black mask?