Just. Make. It. Stop.
After Time Magazine announced teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg as its Person of the Year, Der Furor went out of his way to mock her ... a fitting tribute to his wife's anti-bullying program; the House Judiciary Committee engaged in raucous, bitter, and utterly partisan shouting matches on the articles of impeachment put forward by the Democratic majority; Prime Minister Boris Johnson and the Conservative party won a strong victory in British elections; at least 16 people were killed in a volcanic eruption in New Zealand; and in New Jersey, four people were murdered in an attack on a kosher market, and the two murderers were shot and killed by police after a massive gunfight.
We're just a week and a half out from Christmas - not that you'd know it from the severe lack of goodwill toward men (and women) - and so it only seems reasonable to offer a selection of Christmas-themed cartoons ...
A problem for Congressional Republicans, to be sure ...
Me, too!
Well, it cuts down on returns ...
Christmas in the age of endless litigation of everything ...
I wonder if I can order some of this for certain legislators on my list ...
A plank from the 2020 GOP platform ...
Yes ...
I think many of us would ask this of Santa ...
It never goes out of style ...
How Santa stays busy in the off season ...
Merry pre-Christmas ... or whatever your preferred seasonal greeting happens to be. Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow, when we celebrate the season with Jimmy Buffett. See you then.
Bilbo
5 comments:
What does she mean, browser history? That's what they make incognito for.
Enjoyed the Christmas cartoons!
Bilbo, have you seen that hilarious Santa/Trump Christmas themed cartoon thats been doing the rounds on quite a few websites ?, in it Santa and his Reindeer are on the roof of a house and hes about to descend down the chimney but on the other side of the building Donald Trump has climbed up a ladder and is saying to Santa: "While you`re in there take their food stamps!", and then Santa replies: "Food stamps ! ! !, you must be joking Mr. President, this is the house where the astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 lives and i fully intend to spend the entire night having my willy squashed and squeezed between her mind-bogglingly unbelievable knockers and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them ! ! !", and then in the background one of Santas reindeer says: "Fucking lucky fat bastard". Its been hailed as a Christmas classic and some people have even said they`ve actually fallen off their chairs in uncontrollable fits of laughter when they saw it.
New and old air guitars?! Hysterical!
Bilbo, what kind of porn do you like ?, i prefer the Windows Vista Media Centre clips, the same 5 or 6 thrusts of the dick in and out of the birds bum over and over again or the same 5 or 6 squirts of spunk into the birds gob over and over again. Somehow i find it easier to concentrate, focus and jerk-off to those clips rather than watching the complete movies, perhaps because the clips essentially represent and constitute such beautifully encapsulated and perfectly modulated masturbation-aids par-excellence (as it were) where-as the complete movies are quite often much more erratic in their content both with regards to constantly changing camera angles and the type of scene on view at any given time during the 40 or 50 minute duration of the film. Also of course another major plus and vitally important bonus that you get with regards to the very best of the clips is that you never have to worry about a hideous and horrifying blokes arse suddenly coming into the shot and spoiling your wank.
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