Bilbo's Random Thought Collection: Cartoon Saturday

Saturday, June 21, 2025

Cartoon Saturday

Is it just my imagination, or does the world get weirder each week?

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was taken to a Washington hospital on Tuesday for treatment for an "allergic reaction ... the specific allergen was not disclosed, but was suspected to be The Constitution; Der Furor cemented his reputation for firm and decisive action when he responded to a reporters question about whether he would involve the United States in Israel's war with Iran by saying, "I may do it, I may not ... Nobody knows what I want to do" - he later said he'd make his decision in "two weeks," a unit of time measurement commonly used by Der Furor which we have decided to henceforth refer to as a "fartnight*;" mere hours after the launch of "Trump Mobile" on Monday, the venture's coverage map was pulled from its advertising after users noted that the body of water south of Texas was labeled as the "Gulf of Mexico" instead of Der Furor's preferred name, "Gulf of America;" and those seeking a quiet, rural, and very safe retreat from the dangers of the present can buy an abandoned Atlas missile silo in Lincoln County, Washington, for a mere $1,400,000 ... the silo is located on a 24.15-acre lot, and has an 820 square foot living area with a 3,794 square foot metal garage above ground, a 1,906 square foot living area below, and can withstand a one-megaton nuclear airburst from 1.6 miles away. Act now, but remember that the administration from which you may wish to hide has exclusive access to the Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP), also known as the "bunker buster."

This week, in honor of the ongoing "No Kings" movement, how about a collection of cartoons about royalty ...

I think this was the implied message of the "No Kings" demonstrations last Saturday ...