Friends, I'm tired. I'm tired not just because I'm getting old and rickety, but because I'm sick of the news, sick of the state of the nation, and sick of the "leaders" we elect and those they appoint, even though they are utterly useless.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, with sorrow for the state of the nation, I give you*
The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2025
to
Nick "alpha male" Adams
In an era of comical, testosterone-fueled wannabe manhood, Nick Adams, the self-described and relentlessly self-promoted "alpha male," stands head and shoulders above other sad excuses for masculine supremacy. His over-the-top Twitter** feed, slavishly cartoonish adoration of Der Furor, resolute promotion of Hooters, and ludicrous public statements on relations between the sexes show a man best described by one observer as "ostentatiously buffoonish," presenting himself as a paragon of masculine virtue while demonstrating a complete lack of empathy, manners, education, and - indeed - sex appeal***.
And yet, despite his ridiculous behavior and complete lack of qualifications for any position of public trust and confidence, Der Furor has seen fit to nominate him as the nation's ambassador to Malaysia. Aside from the questionable wisdom of appointing a full-throated supporter of Israel as the ambassador to the world's most populous Muslim nation, one notes that he has been appointed to replace an experienced career diplomat ... the sort of person unwelcome in Der Furor's amateurish approach to international relations.
As I noted in my blog post on the topic of alpha males (linked earlier in this post),
"When men refer to themselves as "alpha males," I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public."
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, self-described "alpha male" Nick Adams - now positioned for a job as the official representative of the United States to a major Asian nation - is our Left-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2025, and a sterling example of the sad deterioration of the once-great nation bequeathed to us by the Founders.
Have a good day, and expect better from your national "leadership," unlikely though you may be to receive it. I'll see you tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - more thoughts then.
Bilbo
* And please, gawd, take him!
** I refuse to call it "X."
*** I'm sure there are some misguided female MAGAts who can admire his neo-caveman persona, but I doubt that there are many who would appeal to most actual men.