Thursday, February 09, 2023

The Official Animal of the United States Economy


There are a lot of cartoons and jokes dealing with the subject of Schrödinger's Cat ... the idea that if you place a cat and something that could kill the cat (for instance, a bowl of poisoned food) in a box and sealed it, you would not know if the cat was dead or alive until you opened the box; thus, until the box was opened, the cat was (in a weird sort of philosophical sense) both dead and alive.


I think this is a silly and useless concept, except in the field of economics.

Economics is where Schrödinger's feline would be perfectly at home, because every single economic statistic you can name is both good and bad, depending on whose interpretation you choose to accept.

Consider last week's announcement that employers added a staggering 517,000 jobs in January, driving the unemployment rate to a 53-year low of 3.4%. Good news, right? Lots of jobs out there for people looking for work! Wrong! It's also bad news, because it fuels inflation!

Consider rising wages ... that's good news for workers, right? Wrong! It's also bad news because employers raise prices to compensate for the additional wage expense, which fuels inflation and results in a net loss for workers as inflation outpaces the wage gains.

Consider that corporate profits are at an all-time high ... that's good news for the economy, right? Wrong! It's also bad news because those profits are being used for stock buybacks and CEO salaries and bonuses, not for lower prices for suffering consumers.

I nominate Schrödinger's Cat as the Official Animal of the United States Economy. It makes at least as much sense as bulls and bears.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when we announce the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February - be here for the festivities!

Bilbo


Tuesday, February 07, 2023

Thoughts on The State of the Union


Tonight, President Biden will deliver his "State of the Union" address to a joint session of Congress. It's a duty mandated by the Constitution*, which tasks the President to 

"... from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he** shall judge necessary and expedient."

The actual form and mechanics of the president's presentation of this information are not prescribed in the Constitution, and have developed over the years, as Gillian Brockell's interesting and informative article in the Washington Post explains. 

I enjoy public speaking. I was a member of various local Toastmasters Clubs for many years, and I appreciate what goes into the crafting of a good speech. Unlike many people, I love to get up in front of an audience and convey information I think they need or want to hear. I also enjoy listening to a well-prepared and delivered speech. Sadly, though, our times have reduced the stirring oratory of a Cicero, a Franklin Roosevelt, or a Winston Churchill to soporific collections of focus-group-tested bumper stickers focused more on firing up the base than sparking thoughtful action.

One of the worst public speakers of all time is, of course, Der Furor, whose nonsensical, wandering word salads are an embarrassment to himself and the nation. President Biden is not an especially good speaker***, although he is far more focused, capable, and likable than his predecessor.

Given how time and technology have advanced, I believe that the in-person, televised, State of the Union address has outlived its usefulness. It has become little more than a spectacle more suited to grandstanding by members of the audience in the chamber than the presentation of actual, useful information. If I were king†, I'd go back to the system used for many years of delivering a printed report to Congress and to all the media outlets. It wouldn't have the same entertainment value, but it would deliver more useful information and prevent focus on theatrics rather than the dull but essential business of sound government ... which has finally returned after the meandering incompetence of the previous administration.

That said, I'll be watching tonight. And if President Biden delivers the workmanlike, competent speech I expect, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders delivers the "my-gawd-see-how-the-Democrats-are-deliberately-destroying-the-country-and-not-even-wearing-AR15-pins" screed I also expect, I'll go to bed none the wiser for the experience. After all, the pundits of both sides will line up to tell me what I heard.

Have a good day. Enjoy listening to a good speech, if you ever have the opportunity.

More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

* Article II, Section 3, to be exact.

** Or she. Or they, depending on the preferences of the Pronoun Police.

*** Although he needs to get proper credit for his long struggle to control his stutter, which has been unfairly likened to mental weakness by his political opponents.

† And you should be glad I'm not!



Sunday, February 05, 2023

Poetry Sunday


I've often thought about this topic, being a fountain of useless and ever-remembered information I thought had long been forgotten ...

Nothing Is Lost
by Noël Coward

Deep in our sub-conscious, we are told
Lie all our memories, lie all the notes
Of all the music we have ever heard
And all the phrases those we loved have spoken,
Sorrows and losses time has since consoled,
Family jokes, out-moded anecdotes
Each sentimental souvenir and token
Everything seen, experienced, each word
Addressed to us in infancy, before
Before we could even know or understand
The implications of our wonderland.
There they all are, the legendary lies
The birthday treats, the sights, the sounds, the tears
Forgotten debris of forgotten years
Waiting to be recalled, waiting to rise
Before our world dissolves before our eyes
Waiting for some small, intimate reminder,
A word, a tune, a known familiar scent
An echo from the past when, innocent
We looked upon the present with delight
And doubted not the future would be kinder
And never knew the loneliness of night.


The four lines that really speak to me are:

An echo from the past when, innocent
We looked upon the present with delight
And doubted not the future would be kinder
And never knew the loneliness of night.

Nights are, indeed, often lonely.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

Saturday, February 04, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


New month, new horizons of ass-clownery ...

A spy balloon the size of three buses, apparently launched by China, was being tracked over Montana by US military assets; on a party-line vote in a fit of political pique, House Republicans have ejected Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar from her seat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee; President Biden met with House Speaker (for the moment) Kevin McCarthy to discuss raising the debt ceiling to prevent a national fiscal default; lawyers representing Hunter Biden, the GOP's political piñata of choice, went on the offensive this week, urging state and federal authorities to investigate actions by Der Furor, Rudi Giuliani, Tucker Carlson, and others for unlawfully disseminating Biden's personal data; and in Michigan, a bored six-year-old is no longer hungry after using his father's cell phone to order nearly $1000 worth of food from delivery services.

This week, as we try to find meaning in a bizarre world, let's try a collection of cartoons dedicated to philosophy ...

Even when thinking of nothing, one has to be specific ...  


That post-truth guy is right at home in today's conservative movement ...


You've got to keep it relevant to the potential users ...


Rumor has it that Diogenes killed himself after stumbling across a collection of Republican talking points ...


I don't think it will generate any answers, but it's worth a try ...


Don't ask the question if you will be unsettled by the answer ...


Poor Socrates ... or "Sew-crates," as Steve Martin used to call him ...


Yep, it's Nietzsche for the win ...


It's a perfectly valid question ...


Hey, Siri ... 


And that concludes our philosophical edition of Cartoon Saturday, which I hope was entertaining regardless of your epistemological* outlook.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* Yes, I had to look it up, too.

Friday, February 03, 2023

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Welcome to the first collection for February ...

Did we really need that sign? ...


I don't think it's a good idea to get too close to a buzzard, much less press one ...


Well, at least they're honest ... but only 30 minutes might be a bit of a let-down ...


This strikes me as a bit of an unusual business plan ...


Well, that's true enough ...


The sign itself is fine, but I'm not sure the owner of the truck is the brightest bulb in the chandelier ...


I've heard it said that many young people in the age of digital clocks don't understand the concept of "clockwise" and "counterclockwise" ...


Yes, they is ...


Oh, the irony ...


I'm sure I speak for many of us who would prefer it to be unseen ...


And there you go ... a few good laughs to start off a month in which we'll surely need them.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then. 

Bilbo

Wednesday, February 01, 2023

There Really Isn't a Planet B


As most of us* wring our hands over the undeniable reality of climate change, pollution, and the general degredation of our planet, a common comment made by environmental activists is that we have to take care of the Earth because "there's no planet B." This is undeniably true, as any potentially habitable planet is so far distant from us that we would never reach it in our lifetimes, even if the technology were available**.

Not only is there no planet B within reasonable reach, we probably wouldn't be able to survive on one if we found it, anyway, according to this fascinating article by Arwen Nicholson and Raphaël Haywood.

Their bottom line is that finding an "Earth-like" planet is not enough, because the Earth we inhabit today is the result of billions of years of the fortuitous combination of geologic development and complementary evolution of the range of plant and animal life that keeps the planet in a life-supporting balance. As they write,

We don’t just need a planet roughly the same size and temperature as Earth; we need a planet that spent billions of years evolving with us. We depend completely on the billions of other living organisms that make up Earth’s biosphere. Without them, we cannot survive. Astronomical observations and Earth’s geological record are clear: the only planet that can support us is the one we evolved with. There is no plan B. There is no planet B. Our future is here, and it doesn’t have to mean we’re doomed.

What about the possibility, however remote, of actually finding other life in the universe? As Nicholson and Haywood observe,

... finding alien life does not mean finding another planet that we can move to. Just as life on Earth has evolved with our planet over billions of years, forming a deep, unique relationship that makes the world we see today, any alien life on a distant planet will have a similarly deep and unique bond with its own planet. We can’t expect to be able to crash the party and find a warm welcome.

Read the article, and think about what the implications are for our grandchildren, and for their grandchildren. Because there really isn't a planet B, however appealing the idea may be.


Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Not applicable to Republicans.

** Spoiler: it isn't. And it won't be.

Monday, January 30, 2023

Updating the Requirements for Election


As I noted in my post last Wednesday, we have a problem with our elected officials in this country. You're shocked, I know. But the problem is not the obvious one of the despicable venality of some of those we've elected* ... the problem is that there's nothing to prevent them from getting elected in the first place.

As I see it, the fundamental problem is that the Constitution prescribes virtually no guidelines for eligibility for election to Congress, the Presidency, or the Vice-Presidency. Here are the current Constitutional rules on eligibility for office:

Article I, Section 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

Article I, Section 3: No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

Article II, Section 1: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

Those are some pretty low bars under which the unqualified can limbo.

It's clear to me (and to other commentators smarter than I) that we need some better guidelines to weed out the venal, the incompetent, the traitorous, the criminal, and the just-plain-crazy** from running for the nation's highest offices. To that end, because I don't believe in bitching about a problem without offering a solution, here is my proposal for a Constitutional Amendment to place some updated requirements on office-seekers:

Amendment XXVIII

Section 1.

Article 1, Section 2, Clause 2, of the Constitution is deleted and replaced with the following:

No person under twenty-five years of age and a citizen of the United States, whether native-born or naturalized, for less than seven years at the time of election shall be eligible for election to the House of Representatives. A person elected to the House of Representatives must, as of the date of election, have been a legal permanent resident of the district in which elected for at least five years.

Section 2.

Article I, Section 3, Clause 3, of the Constitution is deleted and replaced with the following:

No person under thirty years of age and a citizen of the United States, whether native-born or naturalized,  for less than nine years at the time of election shall be eligible for election to the Senate. A person elected to the Senate must, as of the date of election, have been a legal permanent resident of the State in which elected for at least five years.

Section 3.

Article 2, Section 1, Clause 5, of the Constitution is deleted and replaced with the following:

No person under thirty-five years of age and a citizen of the United States, whether native-born or naturalized, for less than twenty years at the time of election shall be eligible for election to the office of President of the United States.

Section 4.

No person who is ineligible for award of a Top Secret security clearance, according to the requirements defined by the the Department of Defense as of the date of election, shall be eligible for election as a Representative or Senator, or to the Presidency or Vice-Presidency.

In order to expose potential improprieties or conflicts of interest on the part of elected officials, any person seeking election to the House of Representatives, the Senate, the Presidency, or the Vice-Presidency shall submit to the Judiciary Committees of both Houses of Congress and, through such mechanism as the Department of the Treasury may direct, to the people, full and complete copies of federal and state tax returns, both personal and for any businesses, for the ten years preceding the date of election.

Section 5.

Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


I don't think these are overly onerous requirements for those who wish to be elected to offices in which they will make decisions which affect every American ... and, indeed, the world. Some might argue that the security clearance requirement is somehow discriminatory, but I think exactly the opposite; in fact, I think it would be easier for an average lower- or middle-class American to get a clearance because their financial and social situations would be less likely to be as complex and murky as those of the wealthy. And who could oppose weeding out those with criminal records? In addition, a clearance does not require or presuppose any particular level of education (although a good - not necessarily college - education is always a good thing). What do you think? What would you add or subtract? What would you modify? Why? Leave a comment.

I have shared this by letter with my Senators, my Representative, and the White House, where it will probably go into the "Letters from That Noisy Crank, Bilbo" file, but at least I'll feel good about having suggested something.

Have a good day. Demand more from your elected officials, but expect less. Sigh.

More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

* Think Der Furor, George Santos, etm.

** Yes, Empty G, Louie Gohmert, Ronny Jackson, etm, I'm talking to you.

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Musical Sunday


The Parody Project keeps churning out great video parodies, and their streak continues with this new take on Billy Joel's classic tune, "She's Always a Woman" ...


"They create a disaster, find others to blame,
They follow their Master and never feel shame"

Yep.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


January can't be over soon enough ...

In the wake of classified documents found at the homes and offices of Der Furor, former Vice President Mike Pence, and President Biden, the National Archives and Records Administration has asked all former presidents and vice presidents to search their spaces for classified documents; the GOP-dominated state legislature in Arizona has ruled that state senators will not have to disclose any text messages sent on personal devices, even when dealing with state business, and that emails and other documents will be destroyed after 90 days; an asteroid the size of a bus narrowly missed the earth on Thursday, passing within 2200 miles (3600 km); authorities in Memphis, Tennessee on Friday released graphic video of five police officers - who have since been fired, arrested, and charged with murder - savagely beating a young black man after a traffic stop; and in California, a car thief was arrested after he went to sleep in his stolen car ... in the parking lot of the San Diego Police Department's Traffic Safety Department.

Oh, heck ... why not another selection of random, but still entertaining, cartoons? ...

It's everywhere!!! AAUUGGHH!!!  


Now that's a real home meal delivery service! ...


If you don't want to cook at home, be careful to choose the right menu when you go out ...


Even the price of golden eggs is out of sight ...


I've been to a lot of presentations like this ...


Sad, but all too true ...


Sleeping Beauty, 2023 ...


This must be elementary school for corporate lawyers ...


I know a lot of people like this, and spend a lot of time avoiding them ...


I know a lot of people like this, too ... you can see them on newscasts every day ...


And that's it for this latest potpourri edition of Cartoon Saturday ... I hope it helped take your mind off the relentless drumbeat of political incompetence where the House of Representatives used to be.

Have a good day and a great weekend. Come back tomorrow for Musical Sunday, when the Parody Project returns with its latest gem. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, January 27, 2023

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for January, 2023


2022 was a banner year for ass clownery, with the awards dominated by the Republican Party, whose "leadership" and membership abandoned all pretense of rationality and willingness to govern responsibly. Twenty-four awards (out of a total of 27) went to GOP, extreme right-wing, or conservative winners in recognition of their atrocious behavior; indeed, every finalist for the 2022 Ass Clown of the Year was a deeply conservative Republican, and the winner was hard-right Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

The year 2023 promises to be no different, as demonstrated by the growing chaos in the Republican Party, which is increasingly defined by extreme positions unsupported by any rational plan ... indeed, any plan at all ... for implementing them.

As I write this on January 26th, the 168 members of the Republican National Committee (RNC) are set to meet on January 27th - today - to elect the new RNC Chair. And it is the three candidates for this unenviable position that I have chosen to designate as

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for January, 2023


The Candidates for Chair of the RNC:

Ronna McDaniel


Mike Lindell


and

Harmeet Dhillon


Let's look at the three.

Ronna McDaniel has been the RNC Chair since 2017, when she was the hand-picked candidate of Der Furor for the post, and has been an outspoken advocate for Der Furor and for the hard right wing of the Republican Party. She has recently been under fire from many Republicans who blame her for the party's poor showing in the 2022 midterm elections. Her worship of Der Furor having soured for any number of reasons, she has argued that one of her major qualifications for the chair is that she is the best person to prevent Der Furor from running as a third-party candidate if he fails to win the GOP nomination in 2024.

Mike Lindell, the CEO of "My Pillow," is a dedicated conspiracy theorist who continues to strongly contest the legitimacy of the 2020 presidential election. He is a strong backer of Der Furor and of the primacy of Evangelical Christian beliefs.

Harmeet Dhillon is one of Der Furor's legion of lawyers. She founded the law firm that represented Der Furor in his defamation lawsuit against adult-film star Stormy Daniels and during the investigation into the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol by a mob of Der Furor's supporters. According to her website,

"[she] has developed a niche practice in representing clients across California in election and campaign law matters, ranging from general compliance and ethics representation for partisan and non-partisan contenders to ballot description contests and intellectual property matters pertaining to campaign communications."

 Unlike Ms McDaniel, she has pledged to remain neutral in the 2024 GOP primaries if she is elected.

What none of the three offer is any platform for how the Republican Party would address the nation's problems. Whatever you may think of the Democratic Party, they have a clear vision of a government whose economic and social policies benefit average Americans rather than the wealthy and big business.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown of the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for January, 2023, is presented jointly to Ronna McDaniel, Mike Lindell, and Harmeet Dhillon - the three individuals seeking to lead the increasingly fractious Republican Party ... whatever it stands for.


Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday ... you know you need it.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo