Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The Ass Clown of the Month for February, 2014

Yes, Dear Readers, it's time once again to "honor" our Ass Clown of the Month!

As always, we were awash in deserving candidates and it was difficult to make a selection. But it's got to be done, and so ol' Bilbo will step up to the plate and make the call. This month's awardee was nominated by Steady Reader allenwoodhaven, who made an excellent and timely nomination. The Ass Clown of the Month Award for February, 2014, goes to

Russian President* Vladimir Putin

For his use of the Olympic Games as a cash cow for his cronies and the Russian Mafia, ensuring that facilities were unfinished, environmental damage was widespread, toilets were unable to handle toilet paper, and virtually every aspect of the preparations ran outrageously far over budget, Russian President Vladimir "Macho" Putin

is awarded the designation as February's Ass Clown of the Month. Oh, and he gets extra credit for hiding and protecting American traitor Edward Snowden**.

What a guy.

Have a good day. Send your nominations for future Ass Clowns of the Month to der(underscore)blogmeister(at)yahoo(dot)com.

More thoughts tomorrow.


* And former director of the KGB.

** Who was our Ass Clown of the Month last July.


Buggie said...

And the fact that it's obvious that he bribed the Olympic people to get the games to Sochi in the first place. He's just grody and so dangerous. And gross.

I love these awards!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

An excellent choice! He worked so hard to achieve this status!

Duckbutt said...

Putin is a pain in the rump, so he's suitable material for Ass Clown of the Month.

Anemone said...

What do they do with the toilet paper? Curious.

KathyA said...

This man is crazy like a fox -- ex KGB. A perfect recipient, however, for this prestigious award!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

He likes to show off his physique. Is he trying to impress the FEMEN ladies?

Brandi said...

And what about Pussy Riot and the poor pooches of Sochi?

Mike said...

I haven't been to FEMEN recently. Thanks Elvis.