Monday, February 24, 2014

Monday Morning Joke


Alexander the Great, Napoleon, and Louis XV met up in the astral plane for a chat.

Since they'd all been great military leaders in their day, they decided to visit earth to see how war had changed, and were amazed by the advances in the technology of warfare.

"Wow!" said Alexander the Great. "If I had had just a few of these tanks, I could have conquered all of Asia!"

"Incredible!" said Louis XV. "If I had had just a few of these airplanes, I could have finished the Seven Years War in just a few weeks!"

"Amazing!" marveled Napoleon. "If I had had Fox News nobody would have ever heard about my defeat in Russia!"


Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

5 comments:

The Bastard King of England said...

Great joke to lighten the day. But maybe not Republicans' moods.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Great joke! Summarizes Fox News pretty well.

Mike said...

HA!

Chuck Bear said...

Napoleon was good at snow jobs by himself. No need for the Fox or CNN stooges.

Duckbutt said...

They're all into denial nowadays.