Friday, January 29, 2016

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for January, 2016


As the first month of the new year draws to a close, it's time to name our

Left-Cheek Ass Clown
for
January, 2016


As always, there are plenty of deserving candidates, but in my opinion (it's my blog, so my opinion is the only one that counts) there is one clear standout choice ...



No stranger to controversy, Governor LePage has gone out of his way to antagonize various groups, as when earlier this month he said of drug dealers plying their evil trade in Maine,

"These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty ... They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave."

This week, Governor LePage continued his one-man war on drug dealers. He first suggested that an appropriate sentence would be to inject them with the same substances they sold; later, he opined that the death penalty alone was not good enough for drug dealers ... that he recommended bringing back public executions by guillotine.

Wow.

For his  ... um ... unusually direct approach to solving the drug crisis, Maine governor Paul LePage is named as our Left-Cheek Ass Clown for January, 2016.

And you thought Stephen King was the weirdest resident of Maine ...

Have a good day. See you tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday.

Bilbo


10 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Wow! He even topped Donald Trump's faux fight with Fox News.

Mariette said...

What a snook!

Gonzo Dave said...

Trump ... Light? Trump ... Right? (Is that even possible?) A worthy recipient, to be sure!

Linda Kay said...

Sounds just a bit extreme.

Mike said...

A true nut job.

Grand Crapaud said...

He's an odd dude who shoots from the hip.

Chuck Bear said...

We have more than enough contenders for Right Ass Cheek and Butthole.

allenwoodhaven said...

The guillotine lobby must contribute lots of money to his campaigns.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

He's a dumb ass for sure!

Insane Penguin said...

An awesome pick