Thursday, October 13, 2016

Guest Post


Hey, there! It's me - Clara - Bilbo and Agnes's granddog.


It's been a while since I was able to post anything ... it's hard when you don't have a computer of your own, and it's even harder to type with paws. I think the last time was a few months ago, when I told you what I think about this election thing that's gotten all you humans into such a lather. You might want to read that post again ... I think we dogs have a lot more sense than you do.


But even though I'd like to bite that Trump person, I have to admit that he has at least one idea I could live with - let's build that wall! Let's keep out all the cats and squirrels and mailmen and door-to-door religion salesmen! It would certainly make my life better ... my time can be much better spent sleeping in the sun and playing with the children and keeping them safe. Who would pay for that wall, you ask? Well, everybody knows the squirrels have lots of nuts hidden away. And have you ever seen some of the fancy houses those religion salesmen live in? They can afford to pay for some walls to protect the rest of us! And the cats ... you know what cats are like. They're quiet and sneaky, and lots of people are saying they steal homes and food and toys from hard-working dogs like us. Keep 'em out, I say - build the wall!

I'm Clara, and I approved this message. 

Have a good day. Bilbo will be back tomorrow with more Great Moments in Editing. Until then, Woof!

Clara

5 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Wisdom from Clara! Nice to read her P.O.V.

Linda Kay said...

Polly tries her hardest to keep the squirrels out!

Mike said...

I know how much signs cost. They are only inexpensive if you buy them in quantity and the design and set up charges are spread out over many signs.

Big Sky Heidi said...

A wall to keep out sales representatives would be desirable.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Oh how I love Clara, and such a smart dog!