Here we go with the first collection for the new month of July!
Based on a true story. Who knew? ...
A novel excuse for indecent exposure ...
Evidently they allow hordes of damned attorneys to escape from the lower depths of hell ...
Um ... I think I'll take the detour ...
I take frequent showers to make sure my wife doesn't make such calls ...
It's worse than we thought ...
I see a lawsuit for discrimination against tall cashiers coming soon ...
Don't tell anyone! ...
Don't tell them about this, either ...
And really, really don't tell them about this ...
Have a good day, and keep your secrets. Unless, of course, you've been subpoenaed.
More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.
Bilbo
2 comments:
FULL TIME! I couldn't get 4 feet out of my head. I just keep looking at that thinking what the heck does that really mean.
Good ones! I especially like "Cracks in earth lead to lawyers". I can just see them crawling out from the depths of Hell to litigate us all until we are in Hell too. The Devil is a crafty one...
FT took me a little while too, and I use the term at work! My brain got stuck on short cashiers. That makes it even funnier!
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