Friday, September 05, 2014

The First Ass Clown of the Month Award for September, 2014


August is over, a new month is here, and it's time to name our first Ass Clown of the Month ...


The selection is always difficult, but - as always - someone must be chosen. And so it is that we turn from the worlds of politics, religion, and business to the world of entertainment and name as our first Ass Clown of the Month for September, 2014 ...



Young Mr Bieber was once again in the news this past week when he was charged with assault following a traffic accident in Canada, his native country. And despite his legions of young female fans, the White House has received a petition signed by more than 270,000 people asking for Justin Bieber to be deported for his chronic misbehavior and alleged crimes.

For the sterling example he sets for young people everywhere, and his tireless striving to demonstrate the dangers of fame and fortune acquired in the absence of the maturity to handle them, Justin Bieber is named our first Ass Clown of the Month for September.

Have a good day. Listen to better music. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

10 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

An awesome choice, well-deserved by the Beiber's antics.

I'm not a belieber!

Big Sky Heidi said...

He worked hard to merit that honor!

Duckbutt said...

He's totally out of control. Because he can get away with it.

joeh said...

Good choice.

Mike said...

If he gets charged with a felony I think he can legally be barred from entry.

Linda Kay said...

And he started out being such a great example for young people!

Sinner Bob said...

He is such a no-talent twit!

Clarissa said...

He worked hard to deserve this honer.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Excellent selection!

The Hills said...

Excellent choice!