Friday, October 03, 2014

The First Ass Clown of the Month for October, 2014

The vagaries of the calendar have resulted in an October that will give us the opportunity to name not two, but three Ass Clowns of the Month. An embarrassment of riches, as it were. Luckily, there's no shortage of worthy candidates.

Our first Ass Clown for October is an easy choice ...

Alex Jones

Mr Jones recently weighed in on the combined dangers posed by the so-called Islamic State, America-hating liberals, and President Obama when he claimed that the U.S. government plans to unleash ISIS militants across America as part of a plot to “overthrow what’s left of Western civilization” and seize everyone's guns. According to Mr Jones, the so-called "Islamic State" (also known as ISIS, ISIL, and "those crazy, murderous bastards") secretly works for the US government, being in the pay of the dastardly CIA, and has as many as five thousand "sleepers" in the US, ready to rise up and seize control of the nation, murdering hundreds of children in Democratic strongholds to provide President Obama with an excuse to implement gun control.


For his consistent striving to reach new heights of utter stupidity, political paranoia, and religious bigotry, Alex Jones is named as our first Ass Clown of the Month for October, 2014.

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday ... after this, you know you need it.

More thoughts then.



eViL pOp TaRt said...

I missed this one. Never mind the pecans; the real nuts are dropping off the trees in force now. Incredible combination of weirdness!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

This one would be hard to top by the other two to be named later.

I'm guessing that one of others will be involved either with the Secret Service or the Ebola mishandling.

Clarissa said...

A living legend ass clown!

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Very Good Choice Mr. Bilbo.

Mike said...

I've never heard of this loony toon. But I guess it's because I don't listen to faux news.

Big Sky Heidi said...

I missed this one. Where was he when they passed out common sense?

Insane Penguin said...

He's certifiable, that's for sure!