Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Tiny Hands


Among all the insults and stupid comments that have been cast in the ongoing presidential campaign circus was the one launched by Marco Rubio of Florida, who commented that Donald Trump had small hands for such a large man. What he actually said was this:

"He [Trump] is taller than me, he's like 6' 2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5' 2". "Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands -- "

Rubio's follow-on comment was "You can't trust them."

And Mr Trump, never one to let a real or perceived insult go unanswered*, launched into a series of responses that ended up with jokes, cartoons, and memes about physical qualifications for president.


And the latest offshoot of this useless distraction from the issues is ... the Tiny Hands font, based on Donald Trump's handwriting and available now for use on your computer ...

I have the very best hands. Those hands can hit a golf ball 285 yards.

If your computer won't render the font, you can get it for free here and install it on your own system.

That's me - your ... uh ... font of interesting, but ultimately useless stuff.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo


6 comments:

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

That was one of the low moments in the campaign.

Chuck Bear said...

Smaller hands makes him less impressive when he shoots the bird.

Mike said...

"285 yards" Is that down hill with the wind at your back?

Deena said...

Donald Trump never passes up an opportunity to hold a grudge. Bad kitty!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Just don't pull out a ruler or something. Total douche move, guys!

Anemone said...

No show-and-tell, pleeze!