Friday, September 08, 2017

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2017


New month, new Ass Clowns.

As always, there are plenty of worthwhile candidates, and as always, it hurts to have to single out a single one, but it has to be done, and I'm up to the challenge.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, with the usual flatulent blare of trumpets, we announce

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2017


Senator Ted Cruz (R, Tx)


This is the fifth Ass Clown Award presented to Senator Cruz, but it's the first that he's earned on his own. The previous four awards have been shared with Ben Carson (March, 2015), the GOP Presidential Candidates (June, 2015), Mike Huckabee (September, 2015), and Donald Trump (March, 2016)


For his world-class political and economic hypocrisy in requesting the federal aid for his state that he would have denied to others, Senator Ted Cruz is presented his own award, and named the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2017. 

It's said that politics makes strange bedfellow. Senator Cruz and his like are the strangest of all.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow on Cartoon Saturday.

Bilbo

6 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

We're overwhelmed with ass clowns lately.

John A Hill said...

Yeah, what she (Angel) said!

Rudolph said...

He deserves the honour.

Mike said...

I think he could win the award every time.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Kn my opinion, he's the whole ass.

allenwoodhaven said...

A worthy recipient. I'm always interested to see your latest choice. There are far too many candidates!

Enjoy your time off; you deserve it.