Friday, July 20, 2018

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2018

It's been quite a month, and I've been at a total loss to decide who to designate as the Ass Clown Award recipient for this period.

In a normal world, I would present the award without question to Donald Trump for his horrendous performance at the Helsinki "summit" with Russian president Vladimir Putin, following his trashing of our closest allies at the NATO summit just a week before. Unfortunately, I have already presented Mr Trump a lifetime achievement award and removed him from eligibility for future awards ... a decision I have had frequent cause to regret.

After a great deal of thought, a review of the news, and a large number of adult beverages, I have finally decided to present the award for

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2018


Republican Representative Jason Lewis,
representing the 2nd District of Minnesota

Representative Lewis this week defended his remarks in a 2012 radio program in which he lamented that women could no longer be called "sluts." He defended his comments by noting that, as a talk radio announcer, he was "paid to be provocative," and that he would make the same comments today.

What more can I say?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2018, is Minnesota Republican Representative Jason Lewis. I hope he's made his constituents proud.

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then.



Mike said...

First the N-word, now the S-word. What's this world coming to when you can't speak your mind?!

I can't find anything about him having a wife or kids. Surprise surprise.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

If he has a wife or kids, they would keep that fact secret.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Not a nice guy at all.

Mildred Ratched said...

Definitely worthy of the award. What a Bozo! He has that same puckered asshole look that Numb as a stump Trump has. Perhaps the same orange baboon fathered several Republican nitwits.

allenwoodhaven said...

You sure know how to pick them! I'd read something about this, but didn't remember his name. Truly well deserved.