Wednesday, February 15, 2023

What Would Dante Do?


If you're reading my blog, chances are that you've had an education that includes at least passing mention of Dante's Divine Comedy ... in particular, his visit to the pits of Hell, guided by the Roman poet Virgil, described in Inferno. Dante described Hell as a descending series of nine circles, each one dedicated to the eternal punishment of a particular sort of sinner and each set of sinners more loathsome than the last. At the very bottom of the pit of Hell was, of course, Satan, frozen waist-deep in ice for all eternity in the company of those guilty of the general sin of treachery. Dante's Hell is depicted in this diagram (click to embiggen it for easier reading): 


For purposes of this post, I'd like to call your attention to the eighth circle, almost all the way to the bottom of Hell. It is dedicated to the general sin of Fraud, and is divided into ten bolge, or "ditches," into which those guilty of various types of fraud are divided for punishment, depending on the perceived heinousness of their behavior. The ten bolge and the applicable punishments are:
  • Panderers and Seducers, who are whipped by demons as they march in circles;
  • Flatterers, who swim in human excrement;
  • Simoniacs (sellers of religious favors or offices), who are buried head-first in holes while their exposed feet are burned); 
  • Sorcerers and False Prophets, whose heads are twisted around so that they must walk backwards, blinded by their tears; 
  • Barrators (corrupt politicians), who swim in pools of boiling pitch;
  • Hypocrites, who stagger along wearing robes of gold lined with lead;
  • Thieves, who are chased and bitten by snakes and lizards; 
  • Evil Counsellors (not those who gave false advice, but those who used their position to advise others to engage in various types of fraud), who are wrapped in individual pillars of fire;
  • Sowers of Discord, who are split from chin to groin by sword-wielding demons; and,
  • Falsifiers, who suffer various torments based on the nature of their falsification.
I think that Dante's Eighth Circle is of particular salience today, given our current political and social conditions. The only change I would make is to replace the sin of simony (probably less an issue today than it was in Dante's time) with sanctimony, the act of being hypocritically pious or devout. Hypocrisy in the realm of religion is, I think, worse than ordinary hypocrisy, being more morally reprehensible. I could argue that it rates a lower bolgia than hypocrisy. 

The Eighth Circle is clearly the destination of many of those who dominate our religion and politics today. I would suggest that the various bolge might be the ultimate destinations of the persons indicated:
  • Panderers and Seducers: Jeffrey Epstein is already there, keeping the lights on for the folks in his still-secret client book;
  • Flatterers: Mike Pence, whose obsequious worship of Der Furor was sickeningly embarrassing and shameful;
  • The Sanctimonious: Joel Osteen and other megachurch leaders. Oh, and Ron DeSantis, too; 
  • Sorcerers and False Prophets: economists who still parrot the concept of "trickle-down" economics, and those who run for-profit churches;
  • Barrator: Der Furor for sure, although he's also got a strong claim on a lot of other bolges; 
  • Hypocrites: how much time do you have? Jim Jordan, Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, etm, etm;
  • Thieves: most of the Republicans in the House could end up here, as they've certainly stolen their salaries by virtue of not doing anything to earn them. In the larger sense, pretty much every elected official who owes their election to vast tsunamis of untraceable money probably belong here as well, regardless of party;
  • Evil Counsellors: Stephen Miller, Roger Stone, Steve Bannon, etm;
  • Sowers of Discord: pretty much the entire staff of Fox News, OANN, and the like, as well as those politicians for whom the concept of loyal opposition is totally unknown;
  • Falsifiers: make yourself comfortable, it'll take a while to run down this list. We'll just start with George Santos, Empty G, Lauren Boebert, Louie Gohmert.
The application of Dante's classification of sins and punishments to today's miscreants would be a lot more fun if it weren't so sad. If you have any other ideas for updates to the list of sins, or the appropriate punishments for them*, leave a comment.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* If you don't want to actually read Dante's Inferno, you can read a thorough overview here.

Sunday, February 12, 2023

Musical Sunday


Yesterday I finally got around to watching a movie I'd long wanted to see: The Grand Budapest Hotel, starring Ralph Fiennes, Tony Revolori, Saoirse Ronan, and a host of other actors in bizarre and funny roles ...


I absolutely loved the movie and recommend it highly, and it also reminded me of one of my (many) favorite songs, this gem by the late Nanci Griffith ...


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. And pick the right hotel for your vacation.

More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

Saturday, February 11, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


It just keeps getting "better" and "better" ...

On Friday, President Biden ordered US aircraft to shoot down an unknown object flying in US airspace off the coast of Alaska, following last weekend's downing of a huge Chinese surveillance balloon off the coast of South Carolina; a huge earthquake caused massive destruction and killed more than 20,000 people in Turkey and Northern Syria; according to satellite data, Russia appears to be draining an enormous reservoir in Ukraine, imperiling drinking water, agricultural production and the safety of Europe's largest nuclear power generation plant; during a five-hour search of former vice president Mike Pence’s Indiana home on Friday, the FBI found one additional document with classified markings; and in Arizona, a man interviewing for a job with a local police department was arrested after he admitted - during a polygraph test, no less - that he possessed and had participated in child pornography videos.

I noticed that there seem to have been a lot of cartoons lately that riffed on the lyrics to well-known songs (and I'm not even thinking of the incredibly complex and awful puns of Stephen Pastis in his "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip). This week: cartoons taking off on song lyrics ...

There's cool, and there's cool ...


And they're using real rocks, too! ...


Me, too ...


How about a little hard flock? ...


This one's a little older, but will resonate with folks my age ...


I wonder what else she gave him ...


CSI, music ...


Sometimes, that's when your muse drops in ...


In case you need help with your symptoms ...


No, it's not ...


And there you are - a collection of cartoons you can sing along with! Plus, as an added bonus, it's a great lead-in to tomorrow's Musical Sunday post! Have a great weekend, and be sure to come back tomorrow for more musical thoughts.

Bilbo

Friday, February 10, 2023

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2023


It's time once again to heave a great sigh at the state of the world and announce a new ass clown awardee. With the GOP in narrow control of the House of Representatives and MAGA extremists feeling their oats across the country, it's a target-rich environment in which it's difficult to separate the chaff from the other chaff, but sometimes it's easy. This is one of those times.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, designation as

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2023


is bestowed upon

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene
(R, GA-14)



In a Republican House chandelier replete with low-wattage bulbs, the representative often known as "MTG" or by the nickname "Empty G" stands out for her general ignorance of how government functions, lack of understanding of current events, and focus on buffoonish grandstanding over serious attention to the hard work of actual legislation.

During the State of the Union address this past Tuesday, Representative Greene was captured on camera screaming insults at the President* as he presented a summary of his accomplishments and an optimistic look ahead. Considering that Ms Greene has yet to do anything of consequence as an elected representative, making rude noises is apparently all she feels qualified to do.

Before the speech, Ms Greene theatrically attempted to troll the Administration's handling of the Chinese Spy Balloon Incident by ostentatiously wandering the halls of Congress carrying a large white balloon**. When it became known that similar balloon incidents had occurred during the previous administration, Ms Greene called for an investigation into why Der Furor was not informed at the time, implying that the Pentagon deliberately withheld the information rather than wondering why the balloons were not detected in the first place ... it being more politically advantageous to assume the machinations of the mythical "Deep State." 

Today marks Ms Greene's third Ass Clown Award, her first being the Left-Cheek Award in January, 2021, and her second the Right-Cheek Award for December, 2021, shared with fellow legislative ignoramus Lauren Boebert (R, CO-3). 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown is awarded to Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene to mark her designation as the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2023. The people of Georgia deserve the fatuous numbskull they have elected ... but sadly, the rest of us do not.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo

* She was shouting "liar!" at the President's calling out of some Republicans for demanding cuts to Social Security and Medicare benefits on which many Americans rely. Sadly, Mr Biden has the receipts.

** One has to wonder whether her choice of dress for the State of the Union event was designed to remind viewers of the Chinese balloon. Of course, a balloon being a large bag of gas, it's an obvious choice of sigil or avatar for Ms Greene.

Thursday, February 09, 2023

The Official Animal of the United States Economy


There are a lot of cartoons and jokes dealing with the subject of Schrödinger's Cat ... the idea that if you place a cat and something that could kill the cat (for instance, a bowl of poisoned food) in a box and sealed it, you would not know if the cat was dead or alive until you opened the box; thus, until the box was opened, the cat was (in a weird sort of philosophical sense) both dead and alive.


I think this is a silly and useless concept, except in the field of economics.

Economics is where Schrödinger's feline would be perfectly at home, because every single economic statistic you can name is both good and bad, depending on whose interpretation you choose to accept.

Consider last week's announcement that employers added a staggering 517,000 jobs in January, driving the unemployment rate to a 53-year low of 3.4%. Good news, right? Lots of jobs out there for people looking for work! Wrong! It's also bad news, because it fuels inflation!

Consider rising wages ... that's good news for workers, right? Wrong! It's also bad news because employers raise prices to compensate for the additional wage expense, which fuels inflation and results in a net loss for workers as inflation outpaces the wage gains.

Consider that corporate profits are at an all-time high ... that's good news for the economy, right? Wrong! It's also bad news because those profits are being used for stock buybacks and CEO salaries and bonuses, not for lower prices for suffering consumers.

I nominate Schrödinger's Cat as the Official Animal of the United States Economy. It makes at least as much sense as bulls and bears.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when we announce the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February - be here for the festivities!

Bilbo


Tuesday, February 07, 2023

Thoughts on The State of the Union


Tonight, President Biden will deliver his "State of the Union" address to a joint session of Congress. It's a duty mandated by the Constitution*, which tasks the President to 

"... from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he** shall judge necessary and expedient."

The actual form and mechanics of the president's presentation of this information are not prescribed in the Constitution, and have developed over the years, as Gillian Brockell's interesting and informative article in the Washington Post explains. 

I enjoy public speaking. I was a member of various local Toastmasters Clubs for many years, and I appreciate what goes into the crafting of a good speech. Unlike many people, I love to get up in front of an audience and convey information I think they need or want to hear. I also enjoy listening to a well-prepared and delivered speech. Sadly, though, our times have reduced the stirring oratory of a Cicero, a Franklin Roosevelt, or a Winston Churchill to soporific collections of focus-group-tested bumper stickers focused more on firing up the base than sparking thoughtful action.

One of the worst public speakers of all time is, of course, Der Furor, whose nonsensical, wandering word salads are an embarrassment to himself and the nation. President Biden is not an especially good speaker***, although he is far more focused, capable, and likable than his predecessor.

Given how time and technology have advanced, I believe that the in-person, televised, State of the Union address has outlived its usefulness. It has become little more than a spectacle more suited to grandstanding by members of the audience in the chamber than the presentation of actual, useful information. If I were king†, I'd go back to the system used for many years of delivering a printed report to Congress and to all the media outlets. It wouldn't have the same entertainment value, but it would deliver more useful information and prevent focus on theatrics rather than the dull but essential business of sound government ... which has finally returned after the meandering incompetence of the previous administration.

That said, I'll be watching tonight. And if President Biden delivers the workmanlike, competent speech I expect, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders delivers the "my-gawd-see-how-the-Democrats-are-deliberately-destroying-the-country-and-not-even-wearing-AR15-pins" screed I also expect, I'll go to bed none the wiser for the experience. After all, the pundits of both sides will line up to tell me what I heard.

Have a good day. Enjoy listening to a good speech, if you ever have the opportunity.

More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

* Article II, Section 3, to be exact.

** Or she. Or they, depending on the preferences of the Pronoun Police.

*** Although he needs to get proper credit for his long struggle to control his stutter, which has been unfairly likened to mental weakness by his political opponents.

† And you should be glad I'm not!



Sunday, February 05, 2023

Poetry Sunday


I've often thought about this topic, being a fountain of useless and ever-remembered information I thought had long been forgotten ...

Nothing Is Lost
by Noël Coward

Deep in our sub-conscious, we are told
Lie all our memories, lie all the notes
Of all the music we have ever heard
And all the phrases those we loved have spoken,
Sorrows and losses time has since consoled,
Family jokes, out-moded anecdotes
Each sentimental souvenir and token
Everything seen, experienced, each word
Addressed to us in infancy, before
Before we could even know or understand
The implications of our wonderland.
There they all are, the legendary lies
The birthday treats, the sights, the sounds, the tears
Forgotten debris of forgotten years
Waiting to be recalled, waiting to rise
Before our world dissolves before our eyes
Waiting for some small, intimate reminder,
A word, a tune, a known familiar scent
An echo from the past when, innocent
We looked upon the present with delight
And doubted not the future would be kinder
And never knew the loneliness of night.


The four lines that really speak to me are:

An echo from the past when, innocent
We looked upon the present with delight
And doubted not the future would be kinder
And never knew the loneliness of night.

Nights are, indeed, often lonely.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

Saturday, February 04, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


New month, new horizons of ass-clownery ...

A spy balloon the size of three buses, apparently launched by China, was being tracked over Montana by US military assets; on a party-line vote in a fit of political pique, House Republicans have ejected Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar from her seat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee; President Biden met with House Speaker (for the moment) Kevin McCarthy to discuss raising the debt ceiling to prevent a national fiscal default; lawyers representing Hunter Biden, the GOP's political piñata of choice, went on the offensive this week, urging state and federal authorities to investigate actions by Der Furor, Rudi Giuliani, Tucker Carlson, and others for unlawfully disseminating Biden's personal data; and in Michigan, a bored six-year-old is no longer hungry after using his father's cell phone to order nearly $1000 worth of food from delivery services.

This week, as we try to find meaning in a bizarre world, let's try a collection of cartoons dedicated to philosophy ...

Even when thinking of nothing, one has to be specific ...  


That post-truth guy is right at home in today's conservative movement ...


You've got to keep it relevant to the potential users ...


Rumor has it that Diogenes killed himself after stumbling across a collection of Republican talking points ...


I don't think it will generate any answers, but it's worth a try ...


Don't ask the question if you will be unsettled by the answer ...


Poor Socrates ... or "Sew-crates," as Steve Martin used to call him ...


Yep, it's Nietzsche for the win ...


It's a perfectly valid question ...


Hey, Siri ... 


And that concludes our philosophical edition of Cartoon Saturday, which I hope was entertaining regardless of your epistemological* outlook.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* Yes, I had to look it up, too.

Friday, February 03, 2023

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Welcome to the first collection for February ...

Did we really need that sign? ...


I don't think it's a good idea to get too close to a buzzard, much less press one ...


Well, at least they're honest ... but only 30 minutes might be a bit of a let-down ...


This strikes me as a bit of an unusual business plan ...


Well, that's true enough ...


The sign itself is fine, but I'm not sure the owner of the truck is the brightest bulb in the chandelier ...


I've heard it said that many young people in the age of digital clocks don't understand the concept of "clockwise" and "counterclockwise" ...


Yes, they is ...


Oh, the irony ...


I'm sure I speak for many of us who would prefer it to be unseen ...


And there you go ... a few good laughs to start off a month in which we'll surely need them.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then. 

Bilbo

Wednesday, February 01, 2023

There Really Isn't a Planet B


As most of us* wring our hands over the undeniable reality of climate change, pollution, and the general degredation of our planet, a common comment made by environmental activists is that we have to take care of the Earth because "there's no planet B." This is undeniably true, as any potentially habitable planet is so far distant from us that we would never reach it in our lifetimes, even if the technology were available**.

Not only is there no planet B within reasonable reach, we probably wouldn't be able to survive on one if we found it, anyway, according to this fascinating article by Arwen Nicholson and Raphaël Haywood.

Their bottom line is that finding an "Earth-like" planet is not enough, because the Earth we inhabit today is the result of billions of years of the fortuitous combination of geologic development and complementary evolution of the range of plant and animal life that keeps the planet in a life-supporting balance. As they write,

We don’t just need a planet roughly the same size and temperature as Earth; we need a planet that spent billions of years evolving with us. We depend completely on the billions of other living organisms that make up Earth’s biosphere. Without them, we cannot survive. Astronomical observations and Earth’s geological record are clear: the only planet that can support us is the one we evolved with. There is no plan B. There is no planet B. Our future is here, and it doesn’t have to mean we’re doomed.

What about the possibility, however remote, of actually finding other life in the universe? As Nicholson and Haywood observe,

... finding alien life does not mean finding another planet that we can move to. Just as life on Earth has evolved with our planet over billions of years, forming a deep, unique relationship that makes the world we see today, any alien life on a distant planet will have a similarly deep and unique bond with its own planet. We can’t expect to be able to crash the party and find a warm welcome.

Read the article, and think about what the implications are for our grandchildren, and for their grandchildren. Because there really isn't a planet B, however appealing the idea may be.


Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Not applicable to Republicans.

** Spoiler: it isn't. And it won't be.