Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Economic and Gastronomic Odds and Ends

Today is Wednesday...Hump Day, to use the precise term. Seventeen days to go until we leave for our cruise (not that I'm counting or anything).

This morning I'm suffering from a serious case of creative constipation, and so I'll just pass on a few things for your enlightenment, edification, and amusement. And to fill up the space.

Mergers are a big thing nowadays as companies in trouble try to join up with other companies in trouble to produce new, larger companies in trouble. I thought this editorial cartoon about the proposed merger of Chrysler and GM was pretty accurate:

One of my co-workers, taking pity on me for my serious lack of understanding of economics and high finance, recently provided me with this handy glossary which explains some of the terms commonly used in reporting on the current economic crisis. You, too, may find it useful...

CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET - A 6-18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no love.

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What your financial advisor makes you.

STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION - A downward trend beginning the day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO - What you yell after selling your junk stock to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought someone's junk stock at $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Former investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use.

Now that autumn is here, it's the season for squash, which is one of my favorite vegetables, and apple cider, which is one of my favorite drinks. Squash is delicious, versatile, and not especially expensive (especially if you can buy it at a farmers' market); apple cider is great either cold or hot with cinnamon and other spices. Last night I made this wonderful soup which uses both squash and apple cider. It's a little bit of work, but it's really worth it.

Butternut Squash Soup with Cider Cream

Ingredients:
5 tbsps butter
2½ lbs butternut squash, peeled, seeded, and cut into ½-inch pieces (about 6 cups)
2 cups chopped leeks (white & pale green parts only)
½ cup chopped peeled carrot
½ cup chopped celery
2 small Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored, and chopped
1½ tsps dried thyme
½ tsp dried sage leaves, crumbled
5 cups chicken broth
1½ cups apple cider
2/3 cup sour cream
½ cup whipping cream
Chopped fresh chives

Preparation:
1. Melt butter in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Add squash, leeks, carrot, and celery; sauté until slightly softened, about 15 minutes. Mix in apples, thyme, and sage. Add broth and 1 cup cider and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium-low, cover, and simmer until apples are tender, stirring occasionally, about 30 minutes. Cool slightly.
2. Working in batches, puree the soup in a blender. Return soup to pan. Boil remaining ½ cup cider in a small, heavy saucepan until reduced to ¼ cup, about 5 minutes. Cool. Place sour cream in a small bowl and whisk in the reduced cider.
3. Bring the soup to a simmer. Mix in the whipping cream. Ladle the soup into bowls, drizzle with the cider cream, and garnish with chives. Serves 10, and they'll worship you.

That's all for now. Tomorrow I hope to be more awake and creative. Pigs may fly, too. But I'll do my best.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

12 comments:

KKTSews said...

I've got to ask...just how is one supposed to puree in batches without ending up with soup EVERYWHERE in the kitchen? I always see this instruction, try it, and end up with a huge mess. If you have a secret, please share.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Giggles are so needed right now :)

John A Hill said...

You forgot step four--
4. pack in airtight containers and ship several bowls to your culinary challenged friend in Southwest Missouri!

Anonymous said...

I copied this recipe down and will try it. It sounds like a requiem, you know, to die for.

Trix said...

Hump day?? What on earth is that? I have never heard of it,lol :)
I used to make butternut soup...why I stopped I have no idea,its so yummy when youre in the mood for it.Your recipe sounds particularly yummy!
T found the glossary hilarious,in particular 'P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.' ha ha,sounds like my kinda life.
As for you getting creative constipation,thats not allowed.But then again,even on your worst days you sure do offewr up some amazing bloggy works, keep it up :)

Bilbo said...

Katherine - you'll make a mess no matter how you do it. I've tried two ways: use two pots, and transfer the puree to the second pot as you finish it; or dump the puree into the original pot, and use a runcible spoon or skimmer to pull up the chunks from the liquid. I used the second last night. Agnes told me I was responsible for cleaning up the mess.

Andrea - right you are!

John - Keep dreaming!

Bandit - it's a great recipe. The soup is a little on the sweet side, but smells great and goes down well.

Jesse - you don't know about "Hump Day?" Think of the week as a bell curve starting with Monday at the left, zooming up to Wednesday in the middle, and dropping off to Sunday at the end...Wednesday is the hump, see? Thanks for your comments - you're my only regular from South Africa!

GreenCanary said...

The Canary's Recipe for Butternut Squash Soup:

1. Go to Whole Foods.
2. Ladle soup from big pot.
3. Pay.
4. Consume.

Mike said...

John, maybe you could trade him some Ted Drews.

Bilbo said...

Canary - somehow I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this whole cooking thing...

Mike - I hadn't thought of that...does Ted Drews pack in dry ice or something?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Those finance definitions have a ring of truth in them.

fiona said...

guess who's making soup tonight?

John A Hill said...

Yes, they do!