Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Useful Things


People can be ingenious, inventing all sorts of new, interesting, and useful things. They can also go into extreme religion and politics and really screw things up, but let's not talk about that right now. Let's look at some neat new inventions. For the kitchen, you can get specialized pizza scissors to cut that perfect slice ...


Or this way-cool space-saving knife set ...


For the obsessively accurate cook who can't measure exactly enough* comes this digital measuring cup ...


For people like me who suffer from a stiff neck, there's this wonderful new rear-view mirror for the family car ...


There's also this awesomely useful keyhole for drunks and people with poor eyesight ...


And, for those conspiracy theorists of the far right and the far left for whom a simple tinfoil hat just isn't enough ...


Buy now! Operators are standing by!

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for the last post before Agnes and I go on vacation. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* Agnes and I use the TLAR ("that looks about right") measuring system, which is cheaper and just as good.

5 comments:

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

I like that digital measuring cup. I'll be on the lookout if they sell it at Target.

Mike said...

The measuring cup is OCDx10.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

I like that pizzor scissors. It beats the pizza wheel very likely.

It's a nice measuring cup.

And for the well-dressed conspiracy therorist, headwear!

Grand Crapaud said...

That new keyhole really can be an improvement!

Anonymous said...

They look like they're wearing woks!