Well, friends, the Ass Clown of the Year voting has been underway for a week now, and with just a week more to go, here are the current standings:
In fifth place, with 50 votes: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr;
In fourth place, with 100 votes: The News Media;
In third place, with 225 votes: Der Furor's Spokesogre Stephen Cheung;
In second place, with 800 votes: President-Elect Elon Musk; and,
In first place, with a towering 1150 votes: The American Electorate.
There's another week of voting opportunity left, so make sure your voice is heard: vote early, vote often, and help in our annual campaign to heap opprobrium on the most deserving ass clowns. Voting ends at midnight on December 31st, and the tinfoil and toilet paper crown will be awarded on Wednesday, January 1st!
Do it now!
Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow for the update of our traditional Christmas Eve post. More thoughts then.
Bilbo
3 comments:
Elon Musk is certainly a worthy runner-up, but without the asinine American electorate he'd just be another rude billionaire.
Put me in for another 100 votes to the American electorate, sir.
I cast 50 votes for the American Electorate
People, people! You don't know how this game is played. I won't mess with the results this year, but next year the gloves come of. 10,000 votes for The American Electorate.
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