Well, friends, I hope you have had a wonderful start to your Holiday season, however you choose to celebrate! Even as we today celebrate Boxing Day and the next day of Hanukkah (sp?), we have to keep up with the work of seeking out and heaping dishonor upon that one deserving ass clown worthy of designation as Ass Clown of the Year.
The voting continues hot and heavy, and with less than a week to go, here are the current standings:
Slipping from third to fifth place, with 575 votes: Der Furor's Spokesogre Stephen Cheung;
Holding at fourth place, with 615 votes: The News Media;
In third place, making a strong break into the race with 880 votes: former Florida representative and all-round despicable character Matt Gaetz;
Still in second place, with 1350 votes: President-Elect Elon Musk; and,
Remaining in first place, with a commanding lead of 11,300 votes: The American Electorate, given a strong boost by a dump of 10,000 votes from Mike. His compliance with the rules may be questionable, but his opinion certainly is not.
You have less than a week of voting opportunities left, so make sure your voice is heard: vote early, vote often, and help in our annual campaign to heap opprobrium on the most deserving ass clowns.
The 2024 campaign ends at midnight on December 31st, and the tinfoil and toilet paper crown will be awarded on New Year's Day, Wednesday, January 1st!
Have a good day and vote now! More thoughts tomorrow, when we will announce the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for December - the final Ass Clown award for 2024 ... be sure to check it out and see if you need to adjust your votes!
Bilbo
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