Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Our Baltic Cruise Ends: Copenhagen, Denmark


Our Baltic cruise ended early on the morning of Saturday, June 25th, when the Regal Princess docked in the harbor at Copenhagen, Denmark - 11 days after we'd set sail.

We had arranged for a transfer from the ship to a local hotel (the Scandic Copenhagen), and at about 9:30 we boarded the bus for the drive into town. We'd packed our luggage and put it outside our stateroom door the night before, and it was sent separately to the hotel ... a bellman delivered it to us a few hours after we checked in. At the hotel, we were greeted by a Princess representative who gave us our taxi vouchers for the trip to the airport at the end of our stay, and a sheet of detailed instructions for arrival, departure, and sightseeing recommendations.

Despite the presence in the lobby of about 390,000 people, our check-in went very smoothly, and a very pleasant young lady at the desk (who, like just about everyone else, spoke better English than I did) soon had us on our way to our room on the 9th floor. It was small and a bit spartan in an Ikea sort of way, but had two wonderful features: a heated floor in the bathroom, and a nice reading bench under the window. We didn't care all that much about the room, though, as we planned to spend much of our time out seeing the sights.

After we got settled in, we went back down to the lobby to ask Javi, the Princess representative, for some advice on a good place for lunch. He recommended the Cafe Emma, a few blocks from the hotel, but noted that "it's pricey, but so is everything in Copenhagen."


We strolled there and had a very nice lunch of goat cheese sandwiches ("gedeost") and baskets of some the best french fries I've ever had ... pricey, yes ... the bill came to 480 kroner, or about $72 at the current exchange rate!

After lunch and a short nap (hey, we were on vacation!), we decided to walk across town to see the famous statue of The Little Mermaid which, according to the hotel website, was not all that far from the hotel. The concierge gave us a map, but it was pretty useless, so Agnes suggested that we try using Google Maps on our iPhones. Yes, Dear Readers, Google Maps worked just fine, and even automatically converted the distances from miles to kilometers (about 4.7 each way). It was a warm and sunny day, and the route took us down the main pedestrian shopping street (Agnes bravely resisted the siren call of a large Lego store) and through a bunch of doglegs and twists before bringing us to the harbor and the world-famous Little Mermaid ...


If you've never seen this statue before (and I had) I hate to burst your bubble, but it's not worth going out of your way to visit. Yes, it's cute in its way. But it's definitely "little," surrounded by hordes of tourists* and souvenir/snack stands, in an out-of-the-way place, and very much an anticlimax to a long walk. Agnes's comment was along the lines of "That's it??"

We walked back to the hotel, with Google Maps routing us by a different path that showed some other parts of the city, which is full of beautiful parks ...



and interesting architecture ...


Several times along our walk in both directions to The Little Mermaid, and again early the next morning when I went out to wander the streets and take pictures, we saw trucks like this one, full of young people cheering and yelling and blaring loud music. 


I couldn't figure out what they were making noise about, and couldn't read their signs, and so I went to trusty Google Translate. As near as I can figure, the sign says something like, "We came to school drunk**, and got the highest averages anyhow." If anyone out there speaks Danish and can improve on that, please leave a comment!

We'd made reservations for dinner that evening at a local restaurant recommended by the Princess representative for excellent, "real" Danish food, but we were both so worn out after the long day and the long, warm hike across town that we decided to cancel the reservation and eat in the hotel restaurant instead. Good decision - the food was amazing. As was the price.

Our plan for the next day was to visit the famous Tivoli Gardens Amusement Park, which was a mere 10-minute walk from our hotel ...


The park was absolutely beautiful and, in comparison to similar parks in the States, very neat and tidy. There were huge numbers of people, but it didn't feel crowded. It was full of narrow streets lined with shops and restaurants and various attractions, shady walkways and beautifully sculpted flower gardens ...




There were brightly painted walls and interesting sculptures everywhere you looked. I liked this fellow, who took advantage of his high perch to spend a little time reading*** ...


Like some parks in the States (Disney World in Orlando comes to mind), the Tivoli was divided into themed areas separated by flower beds, green lawns, and many lakes and streams. One of my favorites was this Persian-style palace with a beautiful garden and fountain in front ...


If you look closely in the lower right corner of the previous picture, you can see this fellow - a solar powered robot lawn mower gussied up to look like a bunny ...


Lots of birds were wandering free around the park as well, including this gorgeous peacock ...


And dozens of ducks and geese, who had their own little houses set up at various locations ...


Here are a few other shots that show random areas of the park ...




This pirate ship, moored in one of the larger lakes, was actually a family restaurant ...


The park opened at 11:00 AM; we arrived a few minutes after that and stayed until around 5:30, after enjoying lunch at the Promenaden i Tivoli followed by an enormous ice cream cone later in the afternoon ...


That evening we had dinner again in the hotel restaurant (being too tired to go anywhere else), and then went to bed very early, as we had to meet our taxi to the airport at 3:30 the next morning ...

... and the story of our return home is another heroic saga in itself, one best told over a few drinks.

To wrap up, here are a few of my general observations about Copenhagen ...

- It's beautiful.

- The people are very friendly.

- Everyone speaks better English than you do.

- If you're homophobic, you probably want to go somewhere else. Same-sex couples are very much in evidence, and are completely ignored by everyone else.

- It's horrendously expensive.

- It's the most bicycle-friendly place I've ever seen. Bicycles were parked everywhere, and were lined up outside virtually every building, in addition to very large bike parking lots dotted around the city. It seemed like there was a bicycle rental shop or store or repair shop on almost every block, and cyclists had their own traffic lanes and signals. This was just one small sample, shot from our bus ...


And that, Dear Readers, is the end of Bilbo's summary of our Baltic cruise vacation. We had a wonderful time, saw many beautiful sights, met lots of interesting people ... and were glad to be back home again.

Have a good day. Tomorrow, we go back to the regular ranting. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* I was standing on the staircase down to the beach, framing a picture, when a young Oriental woman came blasting up the stairs and slammed full-tilt into me, jamming the camera into my face ... and kept on going without a word! I'm used to people carelessly blocking photos I'm trying to take, but this was the first time I'd actually been run down.

** Google Translate actually gave me "Came to school worn, anyway we got the highest average." The editorial license is my own.

*** I believe he was supposed to represent Hans Christian Andersen reading his stories to children.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Our Baltic Cruise: Stockholm, Sweden


Hang in there ... we're nearly done with the travelogue!

On Thursday, June 23rd, we arrived in Stockholm, Sweden shortly after 7:00 AM for a brief stop of only a few hours - not enough to really see, appreciate, and enjoy a beautiful city - especially on a warm and beautiful day. Here are a few pictures ...

This was a view across the harbor from where the Regal Princess was moored. You can see what a gorgeous day it was for a visit ...


Here are a few photos showing some of the sights we saw as the ship navigated the Stockholm harbor and the incredibly complex Stockholm archipelago, which consists of some 30,000 islands of varying sizes and shapes. The Regal Princess took several hours to thread its way through the vast maze of the archipelago, often seeming to narrowly miss bits of land.





Our tour of Stockholm consisted mainly of a short visit to the Royal Palace (Kungliga Slottet) ... not the one where the Swedish royal family lives, but where the king and the crown princess work. It's a pretty popular tourist destination, as you can see from this picture of me with a few other sightseers waiting for the doors to open ...


Along with the usual collection of antiques, statuary, tapestries, and other such royal stuff, the palace contains a large hall used for formal state banquets (including the annual Nobel Prize awards dinners) and a Hall of State used for official receptions and the occasional dinner and dominated by the Silver Throne - which, as it happens, was manufactured in Augsburg, Germany! I thought the most interesting room was this one, used by the king for official meetings with his government ministers - the two chairs at the head of the table are for the king and crown princess, and the books down the center of the table are copies of the Swedish constitution, readily available for reference as needed. Compared to the US Constitution, it appears to be a pretty large document ...


Sadly, I wasn't able to get many useful pictures within the palace, as flash photography was not allowed.

After the tour of the palace, we had a mere 45 minutes* to explore the surrounding area of Gamla Stan, the old city. It was a beautiful place, filled with colorful buildings, narrow streets, and vast crowds of tourists ...




I loved this slightly chaotic flower shop in a narrow street just down the hill from the palace ... 


And sidewalk cafes are nice, but nicer when there's a bit more sidewalk ...


Should we ever manage to get back to Stockholm for a longer visit (and I hope we can), I think a little advance study might be in order so that we can more thoroughly appreciate the country ...


Not wishing to miss our bus (the ship was going to sail on time, with or without us, according to the captain's much-repeated warning), we stuck fairly close to the square in front of the palace, where we spotted this stern sentry, whose main function seemed to be gently shooing tourists out of the street ...


Our bus was due to pick us up at 12:10, and at a few minutes before noon we heard a blare of marching music: two mounted police officers trotted up the hill from the harbor to the palace square, followed by a marching band ...


and a formation of armed soldiers. By sheer luck, we'd managed to be on hand to see the daily changing-of-the-guard parade ...


The parade put a temporary hold on the intricate ballet of tour buses arriving and departing from the palace square, which was packed with vast crowds of tourists swarming in all directions. It seemed miraculous that we somehow found the rest of our group ("Purple 6") and our bus, and equally miraculous that no one was run over by any buses.

Stockholm is a beautiful city in which we could easily have spent days seeing all the available parks, museums, palaces, and other worthy sights, while guarding against the omnipresent pickpockets. It was a shame that we had only a few hours to visit, much of it spent on a bus rather than on the streets or in the museums.

Tomorrow we come to the end of the Baltic cruise travelogue with our return to the city of Copenhagen, Denmark, and our adventures therein. Hope to see you then.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Less time for the routine old-guy pit stop.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Musical Monday


If there was ever a time we needed to call for help, it's now. Our government is a gridlocked mess, the country is awash in guns, people are being murdered by police officers who are supposed to protect and serve them, and two of the most distrusted people in America are positioned to compete for the presidency in November. I think it's time to send a distress signal ... maybe Abba can help ...



They certainly can't hurt.

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow, when we'll visit the next-to-last stop on our Baltic cruise: Stockholm, Sweden. No, we didn't see Abba live.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Poetry Sunday


Since I retired (for the second and final time) back in April, I've been dealing with the reality of my advancing age. Navigating the rocky shoals of Social Security, Medicare, and Medicare Supplements is bad enough, but watching my beloved grandchildren turn one-by-one into teenagers brings it home more than any bureaucratic morass ever could. And that brings us to this poem by Charles Kingsley that looks at both sides of the coin of life ...


Young and Old 
by Charles Kingsley 

When all the world is young, lad,
And all the trees are green;
And every goose a swan, lad,
And every lass a queen;
Then hey for boot and horse, lad,
And round the world away;
Young blood must have its course, lad,
And every dog his day.
When all the world is old, lad,
And all the trees are brown;
And all the sport is stale, lad,
And all the wheels run down;
Creep home, and take your place there,
The spent and maimed among:
God grant you find one face there,
You loved when all was young.


Have a good day. Enjoy life, whatever your age.

See you tomorrow for Musical Monday ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Saturday, July 09, 2016

Cartoon Saturday


One full week into July, the Independence Day holiday is over, the agony of the presidential campaign goes on, and the world continues to wonder what happened to the squabbling mess where America used to be ...

Heads exploded across the country when the FBI announced on Tuesday it would not charge Hillary Clinton with any crimes following its investigation of her use of a private e-mail server for government business while serving as Secretary of State*; with the 2016 Summer Olympics only a month away, police in Rio de Janeiro have told tourists and Olympic participant that they cannot protect them; a report on Britain's participation in the Iraq War found that other options had not yet been exhausted, and that planning for the aftermath of the war was "wholly inadequate**;" after two black men were shot by police in separate incidents in Louisiana and Minnesota, a sniper identified as an Army Reservist shot twelve Dallas, Texas police officers during a protest march, killing five of them; and in his continuing quest to appear presidential and statesmanlike, presumptive GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump threatened Republican members of Congress who questioned his actions or failed to support him, saying he would work for their defeat in future elections.

In honor of our elected representatives, still drawing handsome salaries despite doing no identifiable work, this week's cartoons honor the common clown:

Dumb criminals always leave evidence behind ...


Why it's important to plan your stunts carefully ...


I wonder why he didn't run for Congress ...


Teenagers of all sorts can cause trouble for their parents ...


Busted! ...


It's important to compensate when necessary ...


A happy coincidence ...


Everyone's teleworking nowadays ...


Clowns with WMD ... the latest threat ...


It's always important to dress properly for the occasion ...


Don't forget to vote for the clown of your choice in November.

It's going to be another scorchingly hot day here in NoVa, although the temperatures and humidity are supposed to moderate a bit by tomorrow. We will be spending as much of the day as possible in our air-conditioned cocoon, emerging only to grill our famous marinated, cedar-planked salmon for dinner with our friends Ken and Nadja. I have decided not to grouse too much about the heat, though, because as Ned Stark would say ... winter is coming.

Have a good day. See you tomorrow for Poetry Sunday ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo

* If you call it "Servergate," I'll punch you in the face.

** Ya think?

Friday, July 08, 2016

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


It's a new month, and a new batch of editorial wonders ...

In the wake of the Brexit vote, it's a legitimate question ... and the totals were obviously calculated by those who thought Brexit was a good idea ...


I hope they meant "oats" ...


They look like a sinister cabal to me ...


Oops, wrong door. Or not ...


I think one of those signs needs to go ...


Much like many Congressional hearings ...


Smarter than the driver, in any case ...


He must be one tough hombre ...


Chinese restaurants are always good for a weird menu entry. Or a weird restaurant name ...


You'd have thought they'd have seen it coming, eh? ...


Welcome to July, where the editorial hits just keep on coming! And so do the cartoons, so be sure to come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo