Monday, February 02, 2009

Takin' It Easy - Lacy J. Dalton

Yes, after yesterday's exhausting soul-baring at the behest of Fiona, I feel the need to take it easy. No intellectual pontification or political ranting. No cogent recommendations for the resolution of the economic crisis. No head-shaking castigation of both the Israelis and the Palestinians.


Today, in the words of Lacy J. Dalton, we're takin' it easy.

We're also takin' a page from Mike's book, in which lists of things like funny t-shirt messages can provide an entertaining post. Thus, with appropriate drum rolls and flourishes, Bilbo today presents for your entertainment...


Yes, here is a selection of some of the funniest bumper stickers I've ever seen. You may not agree, but I don't really care because this is, after all, MY blog. Here we go...

Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

Try not to let your mind's too small to be out by itself.

Politicians and diapers need to be changed often...and often for the same reason.

Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

Preserve nature - pickle a squirrel.

Why are you staring at my bumper, you pervert?

and my favorites...

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head.


If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Get your t-shirts at Mike's, your bumper stickers at Bilbo's, and let the world know what you really think. Remember Bilbo's First Law: Don't let anyone do your thinking for you.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.



Amanda said...

Try not to let your mind wander.... HA! HA! HA!!!!

I needed to read a post like this. Its been a tiring day over here in Palembang.

michelle said...

haha... all very funny.

this may be my fave:

Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

John said...

I enjoy reading bumper does get a little dangerous when the print is so small that you have to be right on their bumper to read it.

wv: infleve...opposite of outfleve?

Bilbo said...

Amanda - hope things are better now...

Michelle - I once dated a girl who was a masochist. I offered her some champagne, but she said she wanted real pain or she wasn't interested.

John - That's a hazard they don't cover in drivers's education classes!

Mike said...

I'm with John here. I've done some creative driving to see what a bumper says.

fiona said...

Mine says "think like a horse"
I have no idea why I admitted/told you this...
Also there is nothing more satisfying than leaving you exhausted darlin! lol