Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Son of the Return of Great Moments in Editing, the Sequel, Part IIa

Lots to do this morning, and I'm not quite awake yet, so let's just do a few more of our classic moments from the world of good editing ...

If those automatic reductions to the Defense budget caused by the inability of Congress to do its job kick in in 2013, military surplus stores will do a booming business. Where else can you get that attractive kevlar bra and panty set for your girlfriend?

Some turkeys are easier to hunt than others ...

Times are tough, and churches need to be selective ...

I'm sure the population of Warren sleeps better knowing that those bogus prognosticators are off the streets ...

Stop the presses!!! ...

Stop the presses again!!! ...

No better time than the present to stock up on ... things ...

As excuses go, this one really isn't bad. And it was probably fun, too ...

That surely was nice of them, wasn't it? ...

And finally, you can spend a bit more and get a little better publicist to develop your slogans for your business ...

Have a good day. Remember the value of a good editor and proofreader. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

5 comments:

Bandit said...

I'm relieved that they are cracking down on the non-legitimate fortune tellers. It gives the real ones a bad name.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I love these!

Chrissy said...

ahh haaa....i love typos in articles!!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Great typos! But I can hope, do the bra and panties come in camouflage?

How did the old bags feel about that typo? Harsh.

Mike said...

I think you can stock on chicken things at McDonalds.