If those automatic reductions to the Defense budget caused by the inability of Congress to do its job kick in in 2013, military surplus stores will do a booming business. Where else can you get that attractive kevlar bra and panty set for your girlfriend?

Some turkeys are easier to hunt than others ...

Times are tough, and churches need to be selective ...

I'm sure the population of Warren sleeps better knowing that those bogus prognosticators are off the streets ...

Stop the presses!!! ...

Stop the presses again!!! ...

No better time than the present to stock up on ... things ...

As excuses go, this one really isn't bad. And it was probably fun, too ...

That surely was nice of them, wasn't it? ...

And finally, you can spend a bit more and get a little better publicist to develop your slogans for your business ...

Have a good day. Remember the value of a good editor and proofreader. More thoughts tomorrow.
Bilbo
4 comments:
I'm relieved that they are cracking down on the non-legitimate fortune tellers. It gives the real ones a bad name.
ahh haaa....i love typos in articles!!
Great typos! But I can hope, do the bra and panties come in camouflage?
How did the old bags feel about that typo? Harsh.
I think you can stock on chicken things at McDonalds.
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