Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Getting Ready for Election Season


Last week I offered you the use of some of the better warning signs I've run across. Today we have signs of a different sort ... to get you ready for next year's election. We already know that the election will cost billions of dollars (for attack ads, annoying robo-calls, and roadside signs) that might have been spent on infrastructure repair, education, medical care, or the Gigantic Trump Memorial Wall to Keep the Mexicans Out. In the end, you'll sigh, scratch your head, and vote for the lesser of the two evils ... unless, of course, you're a Republican, in which case you won't need to sigh or scratch your head, because Faux News and the Koch brothers will already have told you who to vote for.

Here are a few of my favorite election season signs ...

The first two are pretty similar, but I like the added imagery of the empty suit in the first one ...


I like this one because it reminds us that "Nobody has all the answers." Except libertarians, of course ...


Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for the greatest evil of them all? ...


When was the last time you heard a politician admit he was in it to obtain power for himself?


Don't like (or can't pronounce) Cthulhu? How about Megatron? ...


These are just a few to start you off. I'll share more cynicism with you as the election heats up.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

2 comments:

Mike said...

Ah the headless politician rears his ugly hea..... wait, you know what I mean.

allenwoodhaven said...

Excellent!