The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2021

People and organizations deserve Ass Clown Awards awards for many reasons: greed, outrageous behavior, ugly political beliefs, and religious bigotry among them. Many awardees deserve their awards for a combination of these (and other) reasons, and so it is today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, our award for

The Left Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2021

is presented to

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Ms Guilfoyle is a graduate of the University of San Francisco School of Law, and earned her JD degree in 1994. She served as a prosecuting attorney in San Francisco and Los Angeles, and won several awards at the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office, including Prosecutor of the Month. In 2006 she took a job at Fox News as a contributor and analyst on legal matters; she left Fox in 2018 after accusations of sexual harassment which were settled by her resignation. She then went to work for a super PAC supporting Der Furor, and moved on to various positions in his political campaign apparatus, becoming the girlfriend of Donald Trump, Jr.

Since then, she has been a controversial and very high profile cheerleader for Der Furor and conservative causes, and has attracted attention (and many hilarious memes) for her very loud, high-energy, over-the-top speeches at campaign and conservative events ...

More recently, Ms Guilfoyle has reportedly angered Der Furor by appearing to profit from association with his name, although she denies this is true. 

Kimberly Guilfoyle is a sad example of the most unfortunate Ass Clown Awardees ... those very talented people who have squandered their honor and their talents in the service of highly-questionable causes (see Rudy Giuliani for another prime example). From being an award-winning Los Angeles deputy district attorney, noted for her work on adult and juvenile narcotics, domestic violence, kidnapping, robbery, arson, sexual assault, and homicide cases, she has transformed into a dreadful joke in the far-right universe of petulance and anger.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, Kimberly Guilfoyle is our Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2021 ... another self-destructive acolyte of Der Furor and his fevered destruction of American government and moral decency.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.

Bilbo