If you haven't made up with Santa yet, you're probably too late. And there's more bad news ...
Tesla recalled almost all of its two million vehicles in the United States to fix an issue with the system that monitors drivers using its autopilot function; in a desperate effort to find something over which to impeach President Biden, the GOP-dominated House voted on Wednesday to launch a formal impeachment inquiry, known in legal terms as a "fishing expedition;" a Washington, DC, jury has ordered Rudy Giuliani to pay nearly $150 million to two Georgia election workers for the harm caused by defamatory statements he made about them following the 2020 election; Israeli forces fighting in Gaza accidentally shot and killed three Israeli hostages held by Hamas; and in Carbondale, Pennsylvania, the world's most overdue library book was returned this week, 120 years after being checked out in 1904 ... commenting on the return, a library spokesperson said, "If we use the cost of the book when [the borrower] checked it out, it would have come out about $870 for a late fee. If we use today's fine, which is 25 cents a day, it comes out to over $10,000, so he is very lucky that we cap book fines at $10 now."
Today, the second installment of our holiday-themed cartoons ...
Santa wasn't invited to COP 26, but he's rethinking some of his gift practices anyhow ...
That's it for today. Have a good day and a great weekend, and try to stay on the nice list*.
Who's a good boy?
Santa takes his personal security very seriously ...
You can ... uh ... spot them all over town ...
It sometimes happens to MAGAts, but they get over it quickly ...
Too much milk, too many cookies ...
Santa's side gig ...
Why I don't play poker ...
Uh, oh ...
Now those are some fearsome ghosts ...
More thoughts tomorrow, when we kick off the voting for 2023's Ass Clown of the Year. See you then!
Bilbo
* Not applicable to any GOP members of Congress or Florida state policy makers.
1 comment:
Does spot remover make them go away?
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