As Christmas draws near, Santa has his bemittened hands full with supervising toy production, calculating weight and balance issues for his sleigh, and keeping up with his Naughty and Nice Lists. Modern, computer-assisted data crunching has made the list-keeping job much easier ...
although data input remains a never-ending chore ...
With that in mind, and since I'm an old retired guy with time on his hands, I thought I'd give Santa a hand with keeping up the more complex and fast-growing Naughty List. Because a list organized by individuals quickly outpaces the capabilities even of Santa's data processing center, I thought I'd begin organizing it first into groups, and then into specific individuals:
Bilbo's Recommended Naughty List for 2023, v. 1.0
Part 1: Groups
Every GOP Member of Congress
MAGAts
Hamas
Religious Bigots (any religion)
Bigots in General
Second Amendment Zealots
Moms for Liberty
Texas
Florida
Wealthy Megachurch Pastors (Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, etc)
Ultraconservative "News" Outlets (Fox "News," OANN, etc) and Their On-Air Personalities
People Who Take Up Two or More Parking Spaces
People Who Block Store Aisles or Parking Spaces with Shopping Carts
Part 2: Individuals
Der Furor
Elon Musk
Rudy Giuliani
Hunter Biden
Empty G
Senator Robert Menendez (D, NJ)
Senator Ron Johnson (R, WI)
Texas Governor Greg Abbott
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton
Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas
Kari Lake
Russian President Vladimir Putin
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
Judge Aileen Cannon
Vivek Ramaswamy
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
Hungarian President Victor Orban
You will note that this is version 1.0 of the list, so it's subject to growth ... your recommendations are welcome and will be forwarded to Santa in regular updates. You may also note that many of the individuals and groups on this list are also contenders for the Ass Clown of the Year Award, so don't forget to cast your votes for them by December 31st.
Have a good day, and Happy Holidays. More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
2 comments:
For Arizona, at least, Abe Hamadeh is right up there with Kari Lake. (By the way, all of our other lakes are disappearing; why can't Kari do that?)
Add Missouri Senator Hawley to the list.
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