Great Moments in Editing and Signage

Ah, yes ... another opportunity to plumb the depths of editorial and signage weirdness! Let's get it on!

Hmmm ...

Uh ... I think I'll pass ...

Out of the frying pan, into the fire ...

I'll take the unskilled mushrooms - they're probably cheaper ...

Anything I could say would probably get me into trouble, so I'll just leave this one here ...

Something tells me the manager didn't major in math ...

I need to see the other participants before I commit ...

I believe I'll go next door ...

I know the price of cheese is going up, but do they need to be so blatant about it?

Speaking as a professional emcee and event announcer, I think it's pretty obvious that you shouldn't use a microphone while you're hip-deep in water ...

Have a good day, and don't use electrical devices in water. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.

Bilbo