Saturday, February 08, 2025

Enough with the "Overwhelming Mandate" Already!


In a comment on my Facebook page the other day, my friend Paul asked why everyone was so incensed about the actions being taken by Elon Musk and his DOGE cohort. He wrote,

"I honestly would like to understand why people feel the way they do about Musk. The man was appointed by a duly elected president to perform a duty, not much unlike any one of his cabinet numbers, and he is simply performing a task at the behest of Trump based on the overwhelming mandate, put forth by 77 million Americans." 

I answered Paul at length, and I won't bother you with my entire screed. But there's one element of his comment and my response that bears pushback as often and as loudly as is humanly possible, because it strikes at the heart of what Der Furor's followers fervently believe:

Der Furor Does Not Have an "Overwhelming Mandate"

Der Furor Does Not Have an "Overwhelming Mandate"

Der Furor Does Not Have an "Overwhelming Mandate"

Der Furor Does Not Have an "Overwhelming Mandate"

It's easy to believe in an "overwhelming mandate" when all you hear in the right-wing echo chamber is that "he won the votes of 77 million Americans." 

In fact, he won a bare majority of the popular vote: 77,303,573 (49.8%), as opposed to the 75,019,257 (48.3%) won by Kamala Harris. This is hardly an "overwhelming mandate," although Der Furor and his supporters claim it is. 

They ignore the fact that Der Furor did not win the votes of 75 million Americans ... Kamala Harris did. The difference between the two is 2,284,316 - a winning margin to be sure, but out of a total vote of 152,322,830, hardly an "overwhelming mandate."

Just cut it out.

Accept the fact that almost half of America voted against Der Furor and is appalled by the actions of his administration.

Stop believing in the fiction of the overwhelming mandate.

And maybe, just maybe, we can work on getting our country back and actually fixing its problems, rather than giving a dangerous hobby to a super-rich bomb-thrower who bought himself a presidency.

Have a good day. Stop the real steal. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Cartoon Saturday


How is it that this month isn't over yet? ...

President Musk and Vice-President Der Furor have ordered the General Services Administration to terminate all federal office space leases in Washington ... at the same time they have ordered all federal workers to return to in-person work; at a news conference with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, Der Furor announced that "the US will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it too;" Waffle House restaurants are now charging a surcharge of 50 cents for each egg used in their meals to compensate for the increasing price of eggs; and in - where else? - Florida, a man in a Dalmatian onesie with one hand cuffed escaped Pasco County police after a traffic stop ... he was arrested the following day. 

We haven't had a curated collection for a while, so let's try it! This week, cartoons featuring everyone's favorite Gorgon, Medusa ... 

Interracial families aren't usually a problem, but ...


There's a reason for hygiene regulations in restaurants ...


This must have been during the Covid lockdown ...


Etiquette can be difficult sometimes ...


I've always wondered if Michelangelo had a muse ...


Uh, oh ...


That first gray snake is always a downer, isn't it? ...


That's a ... honkin' big head of geese ...


I've often wondered if Rapunzel and Medusa were half-sisters ...


I never thought about the possibility of a reverse Medusa ...


And that's it for the first curated cartoon collection in a while ... I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday remembers the late Marianne Faithfull. See you then.

Bilbo

Friday, February 07, 2025

The MAGA Government Aptitude and Placement Exam


Obtained from a confidential source ...

Thank you for your interest in serving in Musk's Alternative Government for America (MAGA). This MAGA Government Aptitude and Placement Exam will help us evaluate your suitability for employment in the new, rightsized United States Government as established by the Department of Government Efficiency. Please fill in the personal data requested in Part 1, then complete the exam by marking the appropriate answers:

PART 1
PERSONAL INFORMATION

Your Name: _______________________

Your Race:
a. ___ Caucasian
b. ___ Other (Stop here. No positions are available.)

Your Sex (there are only two choices):
a. ___ Male
b. ___ Female (attach photograph)
 
Your Ethnic Background
a. ___ Northern European
b. ___ Shithole Country (Stop here. No positions are available.)

Your Religion:
a. ___ Christian (Trump Bible-observing denominations only)
b. ___ Other (Stop here. No positions are available.)

Do you claim hiring preference as a DEI (Definitely European Individual) candidate?
YES ___ 
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

PART 2
SUITABILITY EXAMINATION

1. Who won the 2020 Presidential election?
a. ___ Donald Trump
b. ___ Not Donald Trump (Stop here. No positions are available.) 

2. The Constitution consists of the Second Amendment and some other outdated and incorrect stuff about government.
YES ___ 
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

3. The Founders clearly stated that the United States is a 100% Christian nation, and that all other false religions are causes of terrorism.
YES ___  
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

4. "Climate Change" has absolutely no scientific basis, and people who believe in it are radical lunatics and probably terrorists.
YES ___ 
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

5. The United States is the most exceptional nation ever founded, is a shining example for the rest of the world, is incapable of doing anything wrong, and anyone who says otherwise is a radical lunatic terrorist.
YES ___
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

6. The federal government must rein in wasteful spending on useless and fraudulent things like welfare, education, food safety, public health, foreign aid, and environmental protection.
YES ___
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

7. All political, economic, and social problems can be solved by applying tariffs at a minimum rate of 75%.
YES ___
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

8. Taxes on businesses, corporations, and the top 1% of the population are counterproductive because they limit the economic success which eventually benefits the lower-income population.
YES ___
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

9. Do you have any educational background or practical experience in the position for which you are applying?
YES ___ (Stop here. Education and relevant experience disqualify you for consideration for any position)
NO ___

10. Just to be clear, who won the 2020 presidential election?
a. ___ Donald Trump
b. ___ Not Donald Trump (You're a loser. Stop here. No positions are available.) 

11. Anyone who disagrees with the correct answer to any of the above questions is a radical lunatic terrorist who hates America.
YES ___
NO ___ (Stop here. No positions are available.)

Thank you for taking the MAGA Government Aptitude and Placement Examination. If you incorrectly answered any of the questions above, please turn in your answer sheet, leave, and go to Canada (unless it has already been assimilated as the 51st state) or someplace else where your godless radical lunatic socialist ways will be appreciated.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2025


Any hope that the new administration that took office on January 20th would govern in a sober and responsible manner to address the nation's problems was quickly buried under the chaos of its first three weeks. President Elon Musk and Vice-President Der Furor have cut a wide swath of destruction through the machinery of government, governed in clearly illegal and unconstitutional ways, picked needless fights with allies and adversaries alike, squandered our international reputation, and governed by - in the immortal words of Steve Bannon "flooding the zone with shit."

A major driver of incoherent and unruly governance is today's ass clown designee. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the award of

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2025


is presented to

The "Department of Government Efficiency" (DOGE)


Headed by billionaire Elon Musk, who purchased the presidency last year with his illegal contribution of more than a third of a billion dollars to Der Furor's campaign, DOGE has rushed forward to bulldoze federal offices and programs to which President Musk* and Vice President Der Furor object. One of its first actions was to send an e-mail to most federal employees, suggesting that they accept "deferred resignation" and leave their "lower productivity government jobs" for "higher productivity jobs in the private sector," in exchange for full pay and benefits through the end of the fiscal year. 

This e-mail was clearly stupid and insulting, as well as likely illegal - making the guarantee that federal employees who accepted the "deferred resignation" could take other full-time employment while still receiving their federal salaries. In any case, the federal government is, at the moment, funded only through March 14th via the latest continuing resolution which Congress passed just before Christmas in order to avoid defaulting over its inability to pass a federal budget ... making guarantees of pay after March 14th obviously impossible. (NOTE: on February 6th, a federal judge temporarily blocked the action until Monday, February 10th, pending further review.)


It must be emphasized that "DOGE" has no legal authority and has never been approved or funded by Congress ... it is a whole-cloth creation of President Musk and Vice-President Der Furor to stoke their fever dream of eliminating government waste. Its entire purpose appears to be to sow confusion and despair throughout the government and encourage public servants to leave, making room for loyalists whose allegiance is not to the Constitution or the nation, but to Musk and Der Furor.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the so-called "Department of Government Efficiency" is the Right-Cheek Ass Clown winner for February, 2025. We can only hope that good government can be reconstructed from whatever wreckage is left behind.

Have a good day. Let your elected representatives know what you think about the destruction of your government, especially if those representatives are hard-right GOP characters who have swallowed the MAGA kool aid or are terrified of their MAGAt base.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Also known as a "Special Government Employee" under 18 USC §202, wink, nudge. Under this law, a "Special Government Employee" may only be "retained, designated, appointed, or employed" for 130 days out of a consecutive 365, but considering how much damage this one has done in less than three weeks, it really doesn't matter.

Thursday, February 06, 2025

Another Look Behind the Dead Cats and Fecal Floods


In yesterday's post, I offered an example of an action Der Furor's administration is quietly taking while you are distracted by the dead cats he keeps throwing on tables and the floods of ... feces ... he and his henchmen are pouring down on our heads. Today, I have another example.

It began when I told my daughter that I was thinking of going into DC to take part in the demonstrations against the lawless and unconstitutional actions of President Musk and his noisy Vice President, the Orange Airhorn. She thought it was the right thing to do, but advised that I closely read one of Der Furor's blizzard of royal pronouncements executive orders - number 14189, dated January 29th, 2025, and titled Celebrating America's 250th Birthday.

Who could object to celebrating America's 250th birthday, right? Well ...

Section 4 of this executive order reinstates Der Furor's executive order number 13933, dated June 20, 2020, which was revoked by President Biden in May, 2021. EO 13933 is titled "Protecting American Monuments, Memorials, and Statues and Combating Recent Criminal Violence," and Section 2(b) of that order reads as follows:

(b) It is the policy of the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law, and as appropriate, any person or any entity that participates in efforts to incite violence or other illegal activity in connection with the riots and acts of vandalism described in section 1 of this order. Numerous Federal laws, including section 2101 of title 18, United States Code, prohibit the violence that has typified the past few weeks in some cities. Other statutes punish those who participate in or assist the agitators who have coordinated these lawless acts. Such laws include section 371 of title 18, United States Code, which criminalizes certain conspiracies to violate Federal law, section 2 of title 18, United States Code, which punishes those who aid or abet the commission of Federal crimes, and section 2339A of title 18, United States Code, which prohibits as material support to terrorism efforts to support a defined set of Federal crimes. Those who have joined in recent violent acts around the United States will be held accountable.

First of all, one might legitimately ask why Der Furor, in the last days of his prior reign, did not "prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law" the members of the mob that "destroy(ed), damage(d), vandalize(d), or desecrate(d) a monument, memorial, or statue within the United States or otherwise vandalize(d) government property* (i.e., the United States Capitol) ... and, in fact, pardoned them for their crimes**. That's a rhetorical question, of course - obviously, there are tiers of law and accountability that privilege Der Furor's supporters over everyone else ... despite their outraged howls that the government has been "weaponized" against them.

But the specific concern my daughter had about my participation in demonstrations is based on the very broad and unspecific nature of what constitutes criminal behavior under this executive order. What is a "lawless act?" Does participating in an otherwise legal expression of my first amendment right peaceably to assemble constitute "participat(ing) in or assist(ing) the agitators who have coordinated ... lawless acts" or "supporting a defined set of Federal crimes?" I'm reminded of former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper's classic reference to “the elastic evidentiary bar used by [Der Furor's] administration.” 

Inquiring, worried minds want to know before exercising their rights.

Keep paying attention to the man behind the curtain and be careful how you protest. Your country and your rights are being stolen while your eyes just see dead cats as you tread ... water ... to stay afloat on the rivers of feces.

More worried thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Executive Order 13933, June 20, 2020, Section 2(a).

** Proclamation 10887, January 29, 2025, "Granting Pardons and Commutation of Sentences for Certain Offenses Relating to the Events at or Near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021."

 
 

Wednesday, February 05, 2025

Dead Cats, Fecal Floods, and a Real-World Example of What's Going On


In my daily early morning conversation with my daughter the other day, she used an expression I hadn't heard before - "throwing a dead cat on the table." It turns out that this refers to something called the Dead Cat Strategy, or deadcatting, defined as

"the political strategy of deliberately making a shocking announcement to divert media attention away from problems or failures in other areas."


This is, of course, a subset of the strategy professional political cat-thrower Steve Bannon called "flooding the zone with shit" (overwhelming opponents with outrageous and malodorous hogwash to keep them distracted and unable to focus on any one issue).

The zone nowadays is full of ... feces ... and all the tables are covered with dead cats. This is the modus operandi of the present administration: keep your opposition off balance by coming up with something newer and more insane every day. How do you triage the crazy when it's coming at you so fast there's no time to address one item of buffoonery before the next hundred hit you?

Ask yourself: in this vast, all-encompassing fecal perfect storm, what's really important? What are "they" trying to hide? What's the real agenda? Here's a current, real-world example:

On January 13th, the Drug Enforcement Administration issued a proposed rule titled "Special Registrations for Telemedicine and Limited State Telemedicine Registrations" for public comment, with the comment period to end on March 18th. In its pdf form, the proposed rule is 58 three-column pages of dense legalese in tiny print. On the very last page, §1306.46, titled "State Laws Applicable to Special Registration Prescriptions," says,

When issuing a special registration prescription, a special registrant must comply with the laws and regulations of:

(a) The state in which the special registrant is located during the telemedicine encounter resulting in the special registration prescription;

(b) The state in which the patient is located during the telemedicine encounter resulting in the special registration prescription; and

(c) Any state or states in which the special registrant maintains a DEA registration to dispense controlled substances or a medical license, to the extent that the law or regulation applies to telemedicine encounters between practitioners and patients located in the states described in paragraphs (a) and (b) of this section.

There are multiple layers of information and regulation to unpack here. What this means, once you reach the bottom of the rabbit hole of cascading and confusing definitions and translate the legalese into plain English, is that a doctor issuing a prescription online or via a telemedicine portal must comply not only with the laws of his or her state, but also those of the state where the patient is located. It is clearly intended to prevent women in red states where birth control or abortifacient drugs are illegal from obtaining them from doctors in states where their prescription is allowed.

Would you have known about this if my daughter hadn't pointed it out to me and I hadn't investigated it and pointed it out to you? 

What other rules are being quietly crafted by an administration that claims to hate rules crafted by "unelected bureaucrats" while your attention is being diverted by dead cats floating through the zone on tsunamis of shit?

It's hard to deal with dead cats and fecal floods, but we've got to do it. Don't let Der Furor and his minions get away with the gaslighting and sleight of hand they use to keep us distracted and helpless. Turn anger into action in the ways recommended by Mike in this important postDo pay attention to the man behind the curtain ... 


... because he's counting on you not doing it. 

Have a good day. Move the dead cats out of the way, shovel the shit away, and keep an eye on the men behind the curtain who would rob you of your freedoms.

Bilbo

Tuesday, February 04, 2025

DUMBCON and Gohmert-Greene Score Updates


The last time I updated the National Stupidity Condition (DUMBCON) was on October 22nd of last year, when we went from DUMBCON Zero ("Stupid Beyond Your Worst Nightmares") to DUMBCON Minus One ("Forget It, Just Hide Under Your Bed") in preparation for the election. Since the return of Der Furor to the White House, the situation has deteriorated far more quickly than I had expected, and I find myself forced to update the stupidity level yet again. To accommodate the current situation, I have had to go all the way back to 2018 for a version of the DUMBCON scale able to handle the breadth and depth of stupidity cascading from Der Furor and his teeming MAGAts:


In order to keep up with the cascading ass-clownery, I have decided to raise the DUMBCON by an unprecedented two levels. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, we are skipping DUMBCON Minus Two ("What a Bunch of S**t") and going directly to

DUMBCON Minus Three
("Please God, Make It Stop")

I wish I could tell you that this is as high (or low) as we'll need to go, but the lower the bar, the harder this administration works to limbo under it. The highest DUMBCON level we ever reached was Minus Five ... and at the rate we're going, it'll be breached soon.

In addition to raising the DUMBCON at the national level, I am also assigning a permanent minimum score of 1,500,000 gags (the upper limit of "Dangerously Stupid") on the Gohmert-Greene Stupidity Scale to a number of current and prospective members of the administration, based on their past records, public comments, and suitability for their positions.


The individuals receiving the initial score of 1,500,000 gags are:

President Elon Musk
Der Furor;
Vice President JD Vance;
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt;
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth;
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent;
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem;
Commerce Secretary Nominee Howard Lutnick;
Attorney General Pam Bondi;
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy;
Health and Human Services Secretary Nominee Robert F. Kennedy, Jr;
Education Secretary Nominee Linda McMahon;
FBI Director Nominee Kash Patel;
Director of National Intelligence Nominee Tulsi Gabbard;
OMB Director Nominee Russ Vought; and
UN Ambassador Nominee Elise Stefanik

I am provisionally withholding a decision on a permanent minimum score for other officials with whom I am less familiar.

Stand by for updates on both the DUMBCON and the awarding of Gohmert-Greene scores.

Have a good day, and guard yourself against the relentless gaslighting.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Monday, February 03, 2025

So, How's That Constitution Thing Working Out for You?


I wrote the original version of this post almost three years ago (June 27, 2022), and today seems like an appropriate time for a revisit and update ... 

The 55 representatives - all of them male, all white and all privileged members of their society - who attended  the Constitutional Convention of 1789 drafted the United States Constitution to define the parameters of a new form of government for a new form of nation. 


The preamble to the Constitution reads:

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

So, how’s that working out now, 236 years after the representatives to the Constitutional Convention slapped each other on the back and went home? Let's see ...

“Form a More Perfect Union.” We survived the Civil War more or less intact, but the union today is being torn apart by political passions inflamed by the power-mad, the ultra-wealthy, and the religion-blinded. At a time when the nation faces huge problems and perils at home and abroad, Congress is driven by an angry and vengeful president to force an agenda that most of his supporters don't fully understand and probably wouldn't support if they did. The Blue and Gray states of antebellum America have given way to the Blue and Red states of modern America, aided by relentless gerrymandering of Congressional districts to ensure control by a particular party, rather than by the people to be represented. 

“Establish Justice.” We have a larger proportion of our population in prison than any other nation. The degree and quality of justice one can expect is directly proportional to one’s ability to hire the largest number of the most expensive, most aggressive, most experienced, and least principled attorneys. If you are black, brown, or poor, good luck. And whether or not you agree with the freedoms once granted by the Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey decisions, consider that a strongly conservative Supreme Court ignored 50 years of precedent and - for the first time - used the Dobbs decision to remove a freedom we thought was guaranteed under the Constitution. And as if that weren't enough, consider that Justice Clarence Thomas went out of his way to write that the Supreme Court “should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including Griswold [which removed legal barriers to contraception], Lawrence [which guaranteed the right of privacy in sexual intimacy between consenting adults], and Obergefell [which required states to allow same-sex marriages and recognize those from other states]” - three cases dealing with Americans’ fundamental rights to privacy, due process and equal protection under the law. And we haven't even talked about Der Furor's open defiance of the law. If you don't think justice is going backward, you're not paying attention.

“Insure Domestic Tranquility.” You might believe that the storming of the US Capitol by a howling mob of Der Furor's supporters on January 6th, 2021, was a one-time thing, but I wouldn’t bet on it. When a large portion of the population is fired up by a relentlessly authoritarian president and his cowed Congressional supporters, Fox News, OAN, and Newsmax, and believes its political opposition is nothing more than Satan-worshiping radical left libtards and pedophiles hell-bent on destroying the nation, domestic tranquility is most assuredly not insured.

“Provide for the Common Defence.” We have the most powerful military on Earth to protect us from external threats. Within our borders, however, we remain under threat from each other, exacerbated by a constitutional amendment that has made us the most heavily-armed citizens in the world, and animated by a belief that personal defense and individual rights trump all other rights and responsibilities. When angry militias are training in the wilderness, storming the Capitol, openly advocating violence against the government and their political opponents, and openly threatening elected officials and other public servants, providing for the common defense takes on a different meaning.

“Promote the General Welfare.” Unless the general welfare runs contrary to the interests of big business and the wealthy, that is. Der Furor's GOP is working hard to do away with what it disparagingly call the “deep state” that ensures your welfare ... that you have safe drugs, wholesome food, reliable products, a stable (more or less) economy, safe working spaces, drinkable water, and breathable air. Good luck with all those as federal agencies are stripped of the regulatory powers that have kept you safe and healthy in the fever dream of Republican fury at the "nanny state" and its "job-killing regulations."

“Secure the Blessings of Liberty.” Many people nowadays interpret “liberty” as meaning “my personal liberty," rather than "our shared liberty.” The Declaration of Independence speaks of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” as "unalienable rights," but your right to those things has become secondary to the perceived rights of those who want to do whatever they want, wherever they want, whenever they want, to anyone they choose. Our rights aren't unalienable after all ... just ask Clarence Thomas or Samuel Alito.

As a brand new Air Force Second Lieutenant in June of 1973, I swore this oath:

“I, Bilbo, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

I swore my oath to the Constitution ... not to any individual. I swore my oath to an idea and a set of fundamental principles, not to a president, king, or dictator, and not to a pope, imam, rabbi, or patriarch.

Our poor, battered Constitution has served us pretty well for the last 236 years, but it's showing its weaknesses - not the least of which is how easily it can be subverted by those bold and wicked enough to openly ignore it or interpret its meaning in new and unsettling - when not blatantly illegal - ways. The weaknesses of the Constitution are, I believe, caused by the fact that its framers were honorable men who did not foresee the willingness of other evil and unscrupulous actors to undermine the government for which the founding generation had fought and died.  

So, how's the Constitution working out for you? If you're smart, you won't take its words of freedom and justice for granted. You'll support political leaders who uphold the grand words of the Preamble to the Constitution, who will work for all Americans, not just those of the preferred color (white), sex (male), or religion ("Christian"*). 

In the (paraphrased) words of former CNN anchor Jim Acosta, do not give in to the lies, and do not give in to the fear. Your country's future depends on it.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* It should be noted that most present-day "Christians" have only the most nodding of relationships with the actual teachings of Christ.

Sunday, February 02, 2025

Poetry Sunday


I remember when I used to be able to walk safely at night. But then, it was a safer and happier time. It would be nice to be able to walk at night like the lady in today's poem, and to think of times when we were all younger, thinner, and less jaded by life ...

Walking at Night
by Louise Gluck

Now that she is old,
the young men don't approach her
so the nights are free,
the streets at dusk that were so dangerous
have become as safe as the meadow.

By midnight, the town's quiet.
Moonlight reflects off the stone walls;
on the pavement, you can hear the nervous sounds
of the men rushing home to their wives and mothers; this late,
the doors are locked, the windows darkened.

When they pass, they don't notice her.
She's like a dry blade of grass in a field of grasses.
So her eyes that used never to leave the ground
are free now to go where they like.

When she's tired of the streets, in good weather she walks
in the fields where the town ends.
Sometimes, in summer, she goes as far as the river.

The young people used to gather not far from here
but now the river's grown shallow from lack of rain, so
the bank's deserted—

There were picnics then.
The boys and girls eventually paired off;
after a while, they made their way into the woods
where it's always twilight—

The woods would be empty now—
the naked bodies have found other places to hide.

In the river, there's just enough water for the night sky
to make patterns against the gray stones. The moon's bright,
one stone among many others. And the wind rises;
it blows the small trees that grow at the river's edge.

When you look at a body you see a history.
Once that body isn't seen anymore,
the story it tried to tell gets lost—

On nights like this, she'll walk as far as the bridge
before she turns back.
Everything still smells of summer.
And her body begins to seem again the body she had as a young woman,
glistening under the light summer clothing.


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Enjoy walking at night, but don't forget your mace and your taser.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, February 01, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


It's been quite a week here in the Twilight Zone, formerly known as the United States.

Der Furor announced this week that he intends to repurpose the Guantanamo Bay Naval facility to hold as many as 30,000 detained migrants; 67 people were killed when an Army helicopter and a commercial jet collided near Washington, DC and Der Furor blamed - wait for it - DEI for the disaster; in the ongoing crusade to eliminate potential checks on his power and agenda, Der Furor has demanded the resignation (in lieu of being fired) of a number of senior FBI officials, has fired prosecutors involved in January 6th cases, and demanded the names of FBI agents involved in those investigations - likely so they can be fired; and in Detroit, a priest who also bills himself as an exorcist was charged with misdemeanor battery for a November incident in which he allegedly flossed his teeth with the hair of a teenage girl

Yes ... once again this week, more random cartoons. We'll get back to the curated sets next week, I promise.

It worries me ...


I'll pass, thanks ...


There's bound to be a way to monetize this ...


I can sympathize with this ...


It's an increasingly common phenomenon ...


I didn't know this was a thing ...


I can relate ...


Taking pride in one's work is a good thing ...


I just don't understand a lot of fashion concepts ...


Sauce for the gander ...


And that's it for the first Cartoon Saturday of February - I hope you enjoyed it. Be sure to come back tomorrow for the month's first Poetry Sunday ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo