Monday, June 21, 2010

Monday. 'Nuff Said.

It's been a long weekend.

I'm still exhausted. And I still have to go to work today. And it's Monday. AARRGGHH!!

Therefore, this will be a short post, drawn from the vast collection of truths in my collection.

Here is the difference between men and women, explained in terms of a haircut:

Women’s version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh Lord no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men’s version:

Man 2: Haircut?

Man 1: Yeah.

And you thought this was difficult.

Speaking of difficult, it's time to get ready to go to work.

Tomorrow's post will be better, I promise.

Trust me.

Have a good day. Get a haircut. More thoughts tomorrow.



The Mistress of the Dark said...

LOL...sadly that is true.

Mike said...

Or - Man 1: ......
Or - Man 1: Yeah, SO!!

Bandit said...

Very bad old pun:
1 Get a haircut?

2 No, gottem all cut.