Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Ass Clown Special Award


I've long known that I could probably present Ass Clown Awards weekly, rather than bi-monthly; indeed, in some years I could probably present them twice a week. However, I've tried to hold to the bi-monthly schedule so as not to diminish the value of the individual awards, resorting to the presentation of interim Special Awards when events and personalities warrant. This, sadly, is one of those times.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, today I present an 

Ass Clown Special Award


to an unquestionably deserving 



This is a landmark award, being not only the fourth* presented to the political void I choose to call "Empty G," but the first time I've presented an award twice in a row to the same individual**.

Today's award is occasioned by an utterly amazing - even for her - tweet Empty G published yesterday:


Yes, you read that right ... a sitting member of Congress has just called for the breaking of the Union, the separation of red (conservative) states and blue (liberal/progressive) states into two nations. Leaving aside the occasional blathers of windbag Texans (including elected officials) who muse about how nice it would be if Texas were an independent nation, I believe this may be the first time since the Civil War that a sitting member of Congress has actually advocated secession.

Even considering her routine stupidity, buffoonish behavior, and ignorance of the Constitution, law, and common courtesy, Empty G has crossed a broad, bright-red line. She is clearly ignorant of the fact that the blue states she despises have long carried the water for the red states she champions ... overall, red states tend to rank far lower than blue states in such categories as economy, education, infrastructure, and health care.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, today we present a well-deserved Ass Clown Special Award to Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene - Empty G. As I wrote in summarizing her previous award, the citizens of Georgia who elected this classless miscreant*** deserve what they got. Sadly, the rest of us must live with their stupidity.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Third individual award, fourth when considering a joint award presented to her and to Colorado reprehensive Lauren Boebert. 

** She was the Right-Cheek Ass Clown this month, after her disgraceful performance at President Biden's State of the Union address.

*** Thanks to my dear friend Kathy for this wonderful expression!

8 comments:

KathyA said...

I couldn't have said it better. What a waste of protoplasm! She's just ugly -- and yet they re-elected her. Of course she was running unopposed, but still...

KathyA said...

Oh, and thanks for the props!!

John A Hill said...

She is a standout among the right wing idiots.

jenny_o said...

Well awarded. :)

Mike said...

> 3,000,000 on the Gohmert scale.

alllenwoodhaven said...

She should be unbelievable but unfortunately isn't. She deserves the special award!

River said...

I can't believe she said that! I can't believe anybody would say that!

Bilbo said...

Kathy - "waste of protoplasm." Your vocabulary is a joy to admire.

John - it's tough to stand out in this crowd, but she manages it.

Jenny - thanks. Sometimes it writes itself.

Mike - I always forget the Gohmert score, and end up putting it on my FB page when I post the award link. In Empty G's case, 3,000,000 is a minimum score.

Allen - thanks!

River - a lot of things nowadays are hard to believe, aren't they?