Friday, November 16, 2018

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


The election is sort of over, and you know you still need laughs ...

Some words just lend themselves to marvelous headlines ...


As I was saying ...


That should keep the children happy ...


This, too ...


Be sure to read the package carefully ...


Well, he was in the right place ...


One wonders what they found ...


American Idol it's not ...


True, dat ...


If no answer, call the coroner ...


And there you have it! Keep your chin up, your nose to the grindstone, and your brain alerted to the dangers of political BS.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.

Bilbo

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Poetry Sunday


Today is November 11th, the date once known as Armistice Day to mark the end of World War I - "the war to end all wars." Nowadays, we in the United States observe it as Veterans' Day, a day set aside to honor those who have served in the nation's armed forces. Memorial Day, celebrated in May, honors those who have died in the nation's wars. This classic poem by John McCrae honors the fallen.

In Flanders Fields
by John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place, and in the sky,
The larks, still bravely singing, fly,
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead; short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe!
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high!
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.


Have a good day and a great holiday weekend. Take a moment to thank a veteran for the freedoms you enjoy, and say a prayer for those who didn't come home.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, November 10, 2018

Cartoon Saturday


We're still on the road, so there's no bad news update this week, but the cartoons continue! Since tomorrow is Veterans' Day here in the US of A, I thought that some military-themed cartoons might be appropriate ...

It works for youth teams ...


As true as it gets ...


I think it's probably accurate ...


Awww ...


Not too many of those being given out in this administration ...


It's probably a lot cheaper than the original SDI ...


What more can I say? ...


When you don't check your uniform carefully after playing with the children ...


When the Trump administration finally succeeds in driving away all our allies, this will be a lot truer than one could fear ...


Good question! In England, at least, there's an explanation ...


To all my loyal readers who are Veterans, my hat is off to you on this day we share to show respect for our service.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday walks through Flanders Fields. Be here.

Bilbo

Friday, November 09, 2018

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2018


Because Agnes and I are still on the road without regularly available Internet connectivity, I'm drafting this award a couple of weeks in advance. Therefore, I'd ask that you not get upset if there's a better candidate who has arisen in the meantime ... although in this case, it would be tough to find one.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, it is with a moan of exasperation and a sad shake of the head that I award

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for November 2018



to

An Unnamed Monster


The individual I have chosen not to name callously murdered eleven people worshiping at a Pittsburgh synagogue on October 27th. He targeted them specifically because of their religious beliefs.

I have also chosen not to include a picture of this monstrous creature, because he does not deserve to be recognized or remembered. He is nothing more than a poster child for those consumed by bitter hatreds, inflamed by the thoughtless rhetoric of those who should know better. 

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2018 - and those whose hateful rhetoric and moral relativism empowered him - can look forward to a special place in the lowest depths of Hell. One can only hope, probably uselessly, that their actions will give pause to others who might follow their lead.

I'm not holding my breath, and neither should you.

Have a good day. Remember the victims, not the criminal.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, November 04, 2018

Musical Sunday


Leonard Cohen wrote it, but Pentatonix does a brilliant cover ...


Enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, November 03, 2018

Cartoon Saturday


Agnes and I are traveling and are without consistent Wi-Fi at the moment, so the usual news summary will not appear. Let's just go straight to the cartoons, shall we? This week, featuring that most useful of devices, the Swiss Army knife ...

The French would have their own version, wouldn't they? ...


Other armies have their own knives, too ...


Other Swiss Army variations include the boot ...


And the helmet ...


It's a concern ...


I wonder how many lobsters are caught in Switzerland ...


A take on the Swiss Navy Knife ...


And another one, too ...


Swiss pirates ...


And, of course, the Swiss Army Tank ...


That's enough cutting humor for now. Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for a Musical Sunday visit with Pentatonix. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, November 02, 2018

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


First set for November ...

Good warning notice ...


I'd have complained, too ...


This would also be a great name for a punk rock band ...


Good for Nose ...


I think I've found a new accountant for the Trump Organization ...


Well, it's not as quick as you'd think ...


How many ways can you spell "spaghetti?" ...


I don't think I'll have the special today ...


Time to fire your advertising firm ...


I couldn't make this stuff up ...


There you go ... November is off to the races! Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, in which we honor that most adaptable of tools, the Swiss Army Knife. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Poetry Sunday


Yesterday we celebrated the birthday (in 1914) of Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, who wrote many stirring and thoughtful poems, as well as the classic "A Child's Christmas in Wales" that was always a holiday favorite in our home when I was growing up. This week for Poetry Sunday, we revisit one of Dylan Thomas's most famous poems ...

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
by Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


To hear Dylan Thomas reciting this poem, go here.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Cartoon Saturday


Welcome to our cold, wet Saturday, courtesy of the season's first nor'easter.

The Trump administration has given notice that it will pull the US out of the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces (INF) treaty, claiming that the Russians are not observing it; a quick arrest was made in the case of pipe bombs mailed to a group of prominent Democratic/liberal figures, including former President Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, former CIA director John Brennan, and liberal donor George Soros - Donald Trump blamed Democrats and the media, while his supporters and the conservative media suggested a "false flag" effort on the part of the Democrats to sabotage Republican election chances; from the Department of the Fox Minding the Henhouse, the government of Saudi Arabia announced that it would try the individuals charged in the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi; and grandstanding lawyer Michael Avenatti and his client were referred for criminal prosecution by Senate Judiciary Committee chair Chuck Grassley on a charge of providing false statements to Congress ... Republicans being well able to recognize a false statement when it does not come from Donald Trump.

Halloween is just days away, and today marks the final part of our annual Cartoon Saturday Halloween Extravaganza. This week, everybody's favorite bloodsuckers ... no, not tax collectors, vampires ...

It helps to be specific ...


I guess you could call it false advertising ...


Vampire memes ...


When vampires need to take it outside ...


Good idea ...


Didn't know vampires could have diet problems, did you? ...


Happy hour down at the Creaky Coffin ...


It can be tough being a gourmet vampire ...


Some students just don't get it ...


Vampires have GPS apps, too ...



And that rounds out our annual Halloween Extravaganza here on Cartoon Saturday ... over the last four weeks we've honored Godzilla, Frankenstein, Witches, and Vampires as we get ready for the spooky season. I hope you enjoyed them.

Have a good day and a great weekend. Come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday, when we visit Welsh poet Dylan Thomas in honor of his birthday ... which is actually today. See you then.

Bilbo