Great Moments In Editing Returns Yet Again!

I know we just did this a week or so ago, but it's a good topic for mornings when I don't have a lot of time ... like today, when I have to finish preparing and packing up the 5 tons of oven-fried potatoes I made for this afternoon's holiday potluck hallway party at work. Yes, it's the return of Great Moments In Editing!

Read on, if you dare ...

You should always read the ads carefully before you buy a used vehicle ...

And ...

I think I went to the wrong school ...

Or maybe not ...

So, Ma'am, what was your first clue that your husband might be steppin' out on you ... ?

Some men have the knack of buying just the right gift for that special woman ...

Almost everything nowadays can be hazardous to your health ...

... especially dining at the wrong place ...

No, thanks, I'll take your word for it ...

And finally, ladies, if you need help with backing up your assets, I think I've found the right place ...

Oh, and in case you needed a reminder of what a group of principled statesmen and responsible adults we have in Congress, here's a quote from Ohio reprehensive Jim Jordan, described as "a leader of the House conservatives":

"Frankly, the fact that the president doesn't like it makes me like it even more."

You can read the entire miserable story here. You'd think that, with all the money it spends on elections, Corporate America would buy a better class of dumbass to serve its interests.

Have a good day. See you tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo