Showing posts with label Odds and Ends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Odds and Ends. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

We're Back!!


Yes, Dear Readers, Agnes and I are back from our vacation!


Between February 22nd and March 13th we took a 15-day round trip cruise from Los Angeles to Hawaii, spending a few days in San Diego and Los Angeles on the back end. In spite of some scattered yucky weather at a few locations in Hawaii and the cold I managed to catch en route, we had a great time ... although, as always, it's good to be home again.

Today, the emphasis is on dealing with the winter storm to which we returned, unpacking, and generally getting back to whatever passes for normal here at the Maison de Bilbo. I'll have the recap of our adventures, with pictures, coming up over the next few days, so keep coming back as I slowly get back into the blogging swing.

Have a good day. More thoughts are on the way.

Bilbo

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Just What the Doctor Ordered


I have an early appointment this morning to have our car serviced, so I'll just make this short ...


On second thought, make it a double.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Odds and Ends


Today is the day I need to use to catch up after the busy last few days, and so I thought I'd just share a few last election-related things with you ...

I've decided to be cautiously hopeful as we move forward, but given what I've heard and observed over the last 18 months or so, I'm going to keep an eye on the dread supply just in case ...



 This is absolutely the best "Bridgegate" cartoon I've seen ...


I'm combing all the stuff I got from Medicare and Kaiser to see if the Bombay Sapphire Gin version of this is covered ...


Ah, the smell of ... uh ... never mind ...


You have. You just don't realize it yet ...


That's all for now. Enjoy the bright fall day if you live here in NoVa, and no matter where you live, prepare to make the best of the next four years. They're gonna be interesting.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for November's first collection of Great Moments in Editing and Signage. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

George Carlin Talks About Stuff


At the risk of beating a dead horse, I thought I'd take one more swing at the subject of "stuff" with this commentary by one of my favorite comedians ... the great, sadly-missed George Carlin ...



We'll be going to Pittsburgh over Memorial Day weekend for our mini family reunion and our niece Elena's graduation party ... I wonder what stuff I should bring.

Have a good day. More thoughts about other stuff tomorrow.

Bilbo

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Getting Rid of Stuff, Part 2


My effort to get rid of a lot of stuff continues.

I've spent much of the last few days going through our rented storage space and getting reacquainted with everything that's in there ... here's a partial list:

1 wooden coffee table (Ikea);
1 wooden breakfast table (Ikea);
1 enormously heavy office work table (Ikea);
1 enormously heavy desk with drawer unit (Ikea);
1 wood-frame day bed with two twin mattresses;
1 overlock sewing machine;
1 antique Singer sewing machine;
1 dog cage (but no dog);
1 dog travel kennel (but no dog);
3 old, but serviceable suitcases;
1 electric snow blower;
1 hideously ugly chandelier (that came with the house and we replaced with a more attractive one);
Assorted kitchen appliances (food processor, toaster oven, ice cream maker, fold-out electric griddle;
Assorted power tools for working with stained glass;
1 kitchen warming drawer (with installation instructions);
Jimmy Hoffa (just kidding, but I haven't gotten all the way to the back, yet);
1 pre-lit 7-foot artificial Christmas tree in 3 sections;
Assorted seasonal decorations;
1 Western saddle;
1 English saddle;
1 homemade saddle stand;
Several boxes of assorted extra ceramic tiles for bathroom walls & floors;
2 large plastic boxes of cat litter (but no cat ... used for ice melt in winter);
1 rollator (practically new);
1 well-pounded heavy bag (dating from my karate days); and,
756,493 empty boxes for collectable porcelain figurines, David Winter cottages, etc.

Not included in the above is a very large Ikea shelf unit spanning two of the four walls, on which much of the above was stored.

I have determined the following:

1. We have way too much stuff.

2. We are going to have either a huge yard sale or a huge bonfire.

3. The trunk and back seat of a Toyota Avalon will only carry so much per trip.

4. You can always rationalize why you needed to keep something, no matter what it is.

5. Advil is your friend.

6. So is gin and tonic.

The de-stuffing of the Maison de Bilbo goes on. I'll let you know how it goes.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Thursday, May 05, 2016

Getting Rid of Stuff


One of my retirement projects involves getting rid of a lot of stuff.

When you spend a career in the military, you tend to accumulate a lot of stuff. And one of the results of the accumulation of a lot of stuff is the necessity to store all that stuff ... often in an expensive rented storage space*. As we economize, getting rid of that storage space becomes important ... but forces us to decide what to do with all the stuff that's now sitting there.

Here's a brief sample of what we're storing: a day bed and mattress; two saddles (one English, one Western) and a homemade stand; hundreds of empty boxes for our fragile collectables; an ugly old chandelier; a large dog cage; a kitchen warming drawer; Christmas decorations, power tools for working with stained glass; and an electric snow blower.

Today, I'll be starting to move the empty boxes into the small crawlspace under our front stairs. We're looking at installing pull-down stairs to the attic and laying a cheap plywood floor so that we can put some of that stuff up there, and I'm planning both a major yard sale and a trip to the county landfill.


Need stuff? We got it. Make me an offer.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* You can read about my problems with that rented space in this post from August, 2015.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Sport?


Another busy morning, so just a quick post for today ...

You may have seen the news reports about the death of mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter Joao Carvalho, who died in a hospital after suffering head injuries during an MMA fight in Dublin, Ireland.

Without appearing to make light of an appalling tragedy, one might reasonably ask: why on earth would someone make a living by trying to beat the hell out of other persons, and risk his (or her) own life at the hands of someone making a living by trying to beat the hell out of him (or her)? And what does it say about us that we cheer them on?

As disgusting as political campaigning is, it has to be better than this. And I think you'd have to agree that an MMA fighter like, say, Paige vanZant looks better on the dance floor looking like this than lying battered and bloody on the floor of the octagon ...


Have a good day. Special post tomorrow ... be here.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Wednesday, December 02, 2015

The Ultimate Christmas Gift for That Hard-to-Buy-For Person


Christmas is just around the corner, and I imagine from my own experience that many of you are anxiously searching for the perfect gift for that hard-to-please friend or relative. Cash and gift cards are always a last-minute option, but most of us would rather give something more personal and meaningful. There aren't a lot of options for really unique gifts ... except ...

I call your attention to this article, which advertises the availability for sale of the ghost town of Swett, South Dakota, for a measly $250,000 ... less than Donald Trump probably pays for toupee maintenance in a year. The town consists of more than 6 acres of prairie, a garage/tire shop, a house*, and the local bar, Swett Tavern. Several unsightly mobile homes and a derelict truck were removed some time ago in order to improve the town's curb appeal.


A real estate agent working to sell the town noted that there had been a number of inquiries about purchasing the town, including “people who wanted to be their own mayor, people who wanted to live off-grid, several production companies thinking about reality shows†, hunters who wanted to create a hunting lodge, or somebody who wants to own a bar.”

It can all be yours for a mere quarter of a million dollars. Of course, it won't fit under the Christmas tree and it does need a little work, but how many of your friends in the 99% can say they own a town?

Make your bid today.

I'm working on a future post in which I'll suggest appropriate Christmas gifts for various famous (or infamous) celebrities and notable figures. Do you have any suggestions? If so, leave a comment and I'll include your ideas (with credit) in that post. But make your bid on Swett, South Dakota, first, before the word gets out.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Said to be haunted.

† One company wanted to rebuild the town in a TV show to be called “Swett Equity.”

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Random Post-Vacation Thoughts


We've now been back from our vacation for four days, enough time for me to get back into my usual routine of being sour and pissed off about most things. Just kidding, actually ... the level of cynicism is creeping back up, but I'm still enjoying the last vestiges of the vacation high.

Over the last two days, I've showed you a representative few of the 500-odd pictures I shot during the cruise; today, I thought I'd share a few random thoughts about the trip. If you don't care, you can go someplace else and come back tomorrow for the announcement of the Left Cheek Ass Clown for November ... otherwise, read on.

Some people are turned off on the idea of a cruise vacation because of the cost, which can seem high when you look at it. But consider this: for the period of your cruise, all of your food, non-alcoholic drinks, and entertainment is paid for. There are other ways to minimize your costs, one of which is your selection of cabin ... Agnes and I always go for a room with a balcony, because we like to occasionally sit outside in privacy and enjoy the sea air and the sound of the waves going by. If you're good with sitting outside on the public decks, and realize that you really don't spend much time in your cabin except when you're sleeping, you can get a cabin without a balcony, or even an inside cabin without any outside view, which is much cheaper.

The real expense of a cruise comes from all the extras they try to sell you once you're on board and a captive audience. If you can discipline yourself to minimize visits to the bar, not buy a lot of stuff (especially jewelry, as I know to my despair) in the onboard shops, and be selective with the shore excursions you sign up for and the shopping you do in overpriced port shops, it can be a vacation that isn't exactly cheap, but is preiswert (as we would say in German - good value for the money).

If you enjoy people-watching, as I do, time on a cruise ship is about as good as it gets. There were over 3,000 people on board the Caribbean Princess, and they provided an interesting cross-section of humanity. Most people were cheerful, happy, and polite; a small number were grouchy, impolite first-class ass clowns ... but on a ship about 950 feet long, with a beam of 120 feet and 13 public decks, you can avoid them easily enough.

On most cruise ships, dining is done in a traditional way, with passengers assigned a specific table and dining time for each meal, so that you see the same people and are served by the same wait staff each time. This doesn't appeal to us, which is why we like the choice offered by Princess (and I think some other cruise lines are experimenting with it as well): you can have "traditional" dining, or you can sign up for "anytime" dining, in which you show up at the dining room whenever you want and then have the option of waiting for a private table or sharing a table with random passengers. We have found this to be a good way of meeting a wide range of interesting people (and a few bozoheads, too, but you pays your money and you takes your chances). Early in the cruise, we shared a table with a young couple who turned out not only to be from my home town of Pittsburgh, but who were graduates of a neighboring high school (albeit a few years after I'd left). We had a very enjoyable time talking about the home town then and now.

The cruise ships evolve and change over time as the lines remove things people don't seem to want and add new things they do. One of the things that's changed for the worse (in my opinion) is that the onboard library (which is free) has greatly shrunk in order to accommodate an expansion of the Internet Center (which is not). On our previous cruises, I enjoyed spending time in the ship's library, which had large, comfortable chairs with wide, flat arms designed to provide a good, stable writing surface; now, those chairs are gone, replaced with smaller, less comfortable chairs and lots of computer terminals. Bummer. On our first cruise, the ship (it was the Coral Princess) actually had a "Writing Room" equipped with small, window-facing desks at which you could sit and write letters or keep a journal (which I do when we travel) ... now, the Writing Room is gone, as nobody seems to write any more, except on a screen. Sigh.

Well, Dear Readers, those are a few of my observations. I'll share some others with you in the future, but now I have to get ready to go to work so that I can pay off this cruise and start saving for the next one.

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for the naming of the Left Cheek Ass Clown for November. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Random Observations


Courtesy of my old friend Ken, here are a few random ... if odd ... observations:

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

My therapist says my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon; now I'm worried about the 210 pounds I've gained.

I'm getting really tired of always having to slowly raise my hand when someone says, "Who does something like that?”

I wonder what the job application is like at Hooters . . . do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out"?

The speed in which a woman says "Nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need. Enough already with the "How did you get in my house?" business.

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This pisses me off. I had no idea I was Japanese.

I can't understand why women are okay with the fact that JC Penny has line of clothing for mature women called "Sag Harbor."

I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a women scream "Oh God, it's huge!"


As you can see, I have ... interesting ... friends. Thanks, Ken, for the observations. Do you have any others? Leave a comment.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Dental Economics, or the Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing but the Tooth


Let's talk about the economics of teeth, shall we?

There were two things that led me to ... uh ... sink my teeth into this topic. The first was a letter from my dental insurance company, proudly announcing that I can get dependable and affordable dental coverage* when I retire (I have dental insurance through my employer now). This is one of the many things I have to worry about as I approach the age of full geezerhood, along with finding affordable medical care, affordable food, affordable housing, and pants that belt up under my armpits. I'm just glad to know that my elected reprehensives of both parties are working hard on the issue: the GOP is working hard to maximize profits and minimize costs for the insurance companies and the medical care industry, while the Democrats are working hard to provide Real People with the best possible care without regard for how it gets paid for. Good luck with all that.

The other thing that got me to thinking about teeth was this article: Tooth Fairy Tightens Purse Strings, Pays Less Per Tooth.

It seems that the Tooth Fairy**, that cheap bastard, is cutting back on payments to children for their lost teeth. According to the article:

"After hitting a high of $3.70 per tooth in 2013, [the Tooth Fairy's] average payout dropped to $3.43 in 2014 and is down yet again to $3.19 this year, according to a new survey by Visa. And she clearly favors the rich. Kids in families who make less than $75,000 a year are getting just $3.07 per tooth, while kids in families who earn more are averaging $3.46, reports UPI. She also has a thing for the Northeast, where kids enjoy the highest average return of $3.56 per tooth; kids suffer the most in the South, where a tooth goes for just $3.07."

Well, hell! ... I remember Little Bilbo and his siblings back in the 50's getting a dime for a regular tooth and a quarter for a molar. Times change, don't they?

And - believe it or not - there is also a "Tooth Fairy Calculator App" available at the iTunes app store to help you calculate the proper payout for a particular tooth, based on gender, education, state, age, family size, marital status and household income.

And finally, there's the GOP tooth fairy ...


But that's enough biting sarcasm for now.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Luckily, eye care is presently covered under my medical insurance (also provided through my employer), which will help me read the fine print in the offer from the dental insurance company.

** Not to be confused with the somewhat more sinister "Tooth Fairy" in the Thomas Harris thriller Red Dragon.

Monday, May 04, 2015

Forget Today ... You Really Want to Be Here Tomorrow.


Agnes is very concerned about my going back to work after our busy and less-than-relaxing weekend ...


Nevertheless, someone has to pay the bills, and so I'll square my shoulders, grit my teeth, and march forward to do battle with the raging torrent of snarling, snapping policy issues that hammer with their battering rams against my office door.

I've got to get ready for that, so this will be a very short post. In a few days, Clara will be back for a guest post to discuss the pros and cons of sleeping with humans, on Friday we'll name May's first Ass Clown, and tomorrow ... well ... let's just say you really want to be here tomorrow for a special edition of Bilbo's Random Thought Collection.

Chew on that for a while, and have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Monday, January 13, 2014

Monday Odds and Ends


I don't have anything in particular on my mind this morning, so how about a few random observations about things going on in the world?

Dennis Rodman, America's most embarrassing emissary and the best (and probably only) friend Kim Jong-un ever had, is back and apologizing for his idiotic behavior. He ought to have stayed in North Korea.

A family whose mother died during a vacation visit to the island of St Maarten received a coffin containing the wrong body, although it had been dressed in their mother's clothing. Because the macabre mix-up was discovered at the receiving funeral home in New Jersey, authorities are investigating the possible involvement of Tony Soprano.

This past Sunday was the 13th annual "No Pants Subway Ride," celebrated in various major cities around the world. Given the sort of behavior one sees every day on the DC Metro trains, I doubt anyone would have noticed.

Yesterday's post titled The Last Supper List generated some interesting guest lists. I'll give it another day or two to see if anyone else comments, then offer some comments of my own on the topic.

And that's all for now. Another week beckons, and I need to get ready to face it. Sigh.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Monday, December 09, 2013

First Snow and General Whining


Well, winter is here in NoVa ... we had a wonderful day yesterday of what is euphemistically called a "wintry mix" - snow, sleet, and freezing rain that left us with about two inches of snow and a little ice. This is enough to bring the nation's capital to its knees ... the Office of Personnel Management has announced that Federal Government workers may telework, take unscheduled leave, or report to work up to two hours late. I'm not allowed to telework and I'm trying to save my leave for a future vacation, so I will be braving the elements to see if my bus actually shows up on time to get me to the Five-Sided Squirrel Cage. Based on previous experience the odds are not good, but we'll see. Our winter storm warning is still in effect until 10:00. Oy.

Plus, I overslept this morning, courtesy of my clock radio that petulantly decided not to go off.

Plus, we just had a momentary power outage that shut down my computer and forced me to reboot and reinstall my Google Chrome browser (which really doesn't like unexpected power surges and outages).

Plus, the Cold From Hell that I have been unable to completely shake for the last few months is back with a vengeance, and it apparently brought a sinus infection with it ... my eyes are red and swollen and teary, so that the world is blurry*.

It's going to be a great day, I can tell.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Perhaps it's better that way.

Thursday, December 05, 2013

The Curse of Oprah


We've all had the experience of getting - somehow - on e-mailing lists that deliver information in which we have absolutely no interest. These messages may not necessarily be spam, but they are nuisances we didn't ask for and don't care about.

Oprah Winfrey and I are on a collision course over this issue.

About a year ago, an e-mail from "O, The Oprah Winfrey Magazine" turned up in my mailbox. "How on earth did I get on Oprah Winfrey's mailing list?", I asked myself as I selected the message and clicked delete without reading it. Oprah may be a nice lady, but my interest in anything she has to say is less than zero ... and, for the record, I have never, ever, read a single issue of her magazine, in print or on line.

The next day, I had another message from Oprah. I deleted this one, too.

This went on for a week or so, with one (and sometimes two or more) messages from Oprah arriving each day, each one offering weight reduction products*, print magazine subscriptions, the latest  Oprah Winfrey-endorsed products, etc, etc, etc.

About six months ago I finally got tired of the whole select message, delete Kabuki dance and opened one of the messages** in search of an unsubscribe option. All the way at the bottom of the message, in .00000769-point type, was a link for "O, The Oprah Magazine E-Mail Preferences." Clicking on this link brought me to a page that allowed me to opt out of a long list of various categories of e-mails from Oprah*** ... one at a time. There was no option to "select all." I duly unchecked each box, supposedly telling an Oprahdrone somewhere**** that I no longer desired to receive that category of e-mails from Ms Winfrey. Upon reaching the end of the list, I found a small notice in even smaller type, telling me that it might take several weeks for the e-mails to stop, and that I would continue to receive such information by snail mail.

Oy.

As it happens, I continue to receive e-mails from Oprah with the same level of frequency and variety of content as before. All of the categories of e-mails I'd indicated I no longer wish to receive have been magically reinstated on the e-mail preferences website.

I am suffering from The Curse of Oprah, and I think there's only one way to cure it without hiring a specialist from e-curseremoval.com - the same way that Oprah evidently has ...


So in the meantime, if you would like me to forward you Oprah's latest offers on weight reduction, TV schedules, magazine subscriptions, hair and makeup, fashions, or whatever, let me know and I'll forward you all the information you could ever want. And more.

Have a good day. Don't have it with Oprah if you can help it.

More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* I'm stouter than I used to be in high school and college, but come on, now ...

** Not something one should normally do, as it sends a magic message to the sender telling him/her that some clueless chump actually opened the message.

*** All of them pre-checked to indicate that I wanted to receive this critical information.

**** Probably India, Bangladesh, or some such outsourced place.

Monday, December 02, 2013

Odds and Ends


Time to clean out the Blog Fodder box ... or, at least, bring the backlog down a little bit ...

Amazon.com has announced that it is working on a system - available in about four or five years - to deliver packages direct to your home by drones. I like this idea. This is the future of Christmas presents for people you don't like ... instead of coal and sawdust, you can deliver a Hellfire missile from the comfort of your own home!

According to this article from NPR, a recent Associated Press poll indicates that Americans are growing more mistrustful. And why not? Politicians on all sides of any issue accuse each other of lying, identity theft is a serious problem, many charities pay their executives more than they deliver to those who need the help, and a staggering 81% of Americans think that the US government can only be trusted to do the right thing "some of the time." What are YOU lookin' at, huh?


A statuette of a bird featured in the classic 1941 detective thriller “The Maltese Falcon” sold for more than $4 million at auction last week. I hope it wasn't purchased as a gift ... that's a lot of money to give someone the bird, ha, ha.


According to this article from last May, scientists are finding more and more hopeful signs that there may be distant "exoplanets" similar to earth. This may not be the best of all possible worlds, after all ... sorry, Dr Pangloss.


And that's your selection of odds and ends from the Blog Fodder file. It is now time to head back to work, my Thanksgiving break being over. Sigh.

Have a good day in this, one of all possible worlds. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Friday, November 15, 2013

Clip Art Friday


I have a few other things to do before heading out to spend some quality time with my dentist ...


So I thought that I'd just share a few of the more interesting recent bits of clip art I've found online.

This one is for all you science fiction buffs out there ... a to-scale compilation of space ships from popular sci-fi movies and television shows. Click it to big it; if you can't make it big enough, check it out here ...


It's been said that everyone has 20/20 hindsight. Here's the proof ...


I'll let you know if I ever have one of these days, too ...


You may recall my having written a few years ago about my love affair with pens. There's a reason to love your pens and keep them safe ... if you lose them, you might die ...


And finally, I don't know if I've ever posted this before, but just in case you haven't seen it, here is a handy flowchart to help you sort out all those conspiracy theories out there (again, click it to enbigerate it, or check it out here if you can't make it large enough) ...


You are always welcome to share the cool clip art and such that you find online (or find and scan). Send copies to der(underscore)blogmeister(at)yahoo(dot)com and I'll give you credit for the find.

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday.

Bilbo

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Thursday Odds and Ends


There's just too much to comment on, so let's just take on a few of them at once ...

1. According to this article based on a report from the Department of Agriculture, it costs $241,080 - 3% more than last year - to raise a child born in 2012 from birth to age 18. This does not include the cost of college. You can read or download the full report here, calculate the cost of raising your child here, or just look at this cool summary infographic (click it to giganticize it, or see it online in various larger sizes here):


It was tough enough for me when my children were small ... I don't know how they manage with their own children now.


2. Speaking of the economics of modern interpersonal relations, this article from Time Magazine discusses the results of a study that indicates men would like women to chip in and help pay for dates, but are afraid to ask. The study was based on a survey of 17,607 "unmarried, heterosexual men and women" who responded to a questionnaire posted on NBCNews.com. You can read the entire story, but here is a summary of the basic results:

- 84% of men and 58% of women said that men paid for most dating expenses.
- 39% of women hoped men would not ask them to contribute.
- 44% of women were annoyed when men “expected” women to pay.
- 44% of men said they would stop seeing women who never pay for dates.
- 64% of men believed women should pick up from time to time, though 76% said they felt “guilty” saying so.
- 4 in 10 men and women said that dating expenses were usually shared within the first month, and nearly three-fourths (74%) of men and 83% of women said they’re shared by the sixth-month mark.

So much for the gazillions of dollars I spent through high school, college, and my inter-marriage period trying to impress the ladies with my fiscal independence.


3. The word literally literally no longer means "literally." In a reflection of how language and the meaning of words change over time, major dictionaries - including the Oxford English Dictionary - have updated the definition of the word literally ... it no longer carries its original meaning of "in a literal manner or sense; exactly," but now officially has the new, informal meaning: "used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true." I literally don't know what to think about this.

4. People do many strange things nowadays, such as voting for hysterically ultra-far-right Republicans and brain dead ultra-far-left Democrats. Back in 1959, they did things that were strange, but made more sense than GOP fiscal and social policies. Like outhouse stuffing ...


When you gotta go, you gotta go ...

And I gotta go to work. Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Thursday, August 08, 2013

Miscellaneous


I have some other things to get done before I head to work this morning, so how about a collection of the latest odd signs and useful clip art?

My son sent me this picture of the world's greatest "boys' bathroom" sign, from Legoland in Germany ...


Stand back, physically and mentally ... Members of Congress will do it, too ...


The GOP has come up with a great logo for their alternative to Obamacare. Oh, wait ... they don't have an alternative to Obamacare. Never mind ...


Political discourse, 2013 ...


I'm going to send this to Ken Cuccinelli, who is the Republican candidate for governor of Virginia. He's got some very specific ideas for his gubernatorial agenda ...


Why, indeed? ...


That's all for now. I should be back to normal* tomorrow.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Or whatever passes for such.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

The Things You Find Online


Herewith a collection of neat stuff I've found while trolling through Facebook and reading through all the assorted e-mails I've gotten from friends ...

This one is dedicated to everyone that has to think twice before saying anything for fear of getting sued ...


There are sippy cups for children ... why not for those of us who really need them? ...


I am sometimes subject to uncontrollable sneezing fits. I finally figured out why ...


Yes, some people need lessons in anger management. Many more need lessons in stupidity management ...


I always appreciate a clever insult ...


How I feel on most days ... 


This is a warning sign that isn't posted everywhere around the DC area, but ought to be ... 


I'm having 535 of these printed up to send to all our senators and reprehensives ...


You'd better believe this, or I'll hold my breath until I turn blue! ...


Most people don't realize that the old taunt, "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" dates back to the Shakespearean era ...


Feel free to use these as you need. It's all part of my ongoing efforts to try to keep laughing ... something that gets harder every time I watch the news.

Have a good day. See you back here for Cartoon Saturday.

Bilbo