Saturday, October 30, 2021

Cartoon Saturday


Halloween is just around the corner ... the one day per year when we'll be able to see something more frightening than a conservative Supreme Court majority and the daily news ...

The judge presiding over the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse, who is accused of shooting and murdering two people during protests in Wisconsin last year, says the two dead persons may not be called "victims" by prosecutors in court, but that the defense may refer to them as "arsonists," "rioters," or "looters;" in an attempt to distract attention from its failure not only to control hate speech on its platform but to increase it as a way to increase revenue, Facebook, Inc. has changed its name to Meta Platforms, Inc.; in Houston, Texas, the mother of three children who were found abandoned in an apartment with the body of their brother - who was believed to have died "around Thanksgiving" - said she checked on her children "every two weeks;" Ohio recalled 35,000 new license plates after realizing that a "Birthplace of Aviation" banner depicted on the plate was shown attached to the wrong end of the historic Wright Flyer; and two men in Jefferson County, Washington, were arrested after they used a chainsaw to cut chunks of wood from cedar logs supporting a local bridge to sell as material for shingles ... a county official told reporters, "Can't believe we have to say this, but don't take chainsaws to our bridges."

For the final Cartoon Saturday of our Halloween extravaganza, we dig up a collection of cartoons about the hideous, shambling mob of mindless, brain-dead characters ... no, not Republicans, zombies ...

We start with a clever mash-up of clown car and zombie cartoons ...


When zombies go into business ...


You work with what you have ...


This is the sort of zombie I'd be ...


Who knows? It might help ...


When the zombie plague finally meets the robot population ...


In life, they belonged to the plumbers' union ...


I love this one, even if it's too evil for words ...


There's really no good excuse for not wearing a mask unless ...


I usually forget something when shopping, too ...


So, there we are ... the last collection of Halloween-themed cartoons for 2021. I hope I've helped you cope with the real world in my own small way.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and don't forget that Tuesday is Election Day - do your civic duty and vote!

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo 

Friday, October 29, 2021

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


We're down to the last collection of editorial and signage bloopers for October ... let's get on with it, shall we? ...

It would be nice if it worked that way here, too ...


Well, I've always seen it that way ...


When you can't find the correct sign, you use what you have ...


Well, that's embarrassing ...


So, what do you use to put out a burning fire extinguisher? ...


I'm not a big sports fan, but even I think these are not quite "football-shaped" ...


I've known dogs like this ...


"A day late and a dollar short," as my dad used to say ...


I'm strongly considering moving to Belmullet ...


I'm not surprised ... it would certainly keep down the cost of carpet cleaning ...


There you are - proof positive that there's always something that will raise your eyebrows.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for the last installment of our Halloween Cartoon Saturdays - this week, featuring mindless beings lurching along in search of brains ... no, not Republicans ... zombies.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Musical Sunday


With Halloween just a week away, let's round out our October scare-fest with a true classic Halloween thriller ... for real ...


Bwa, ha, HAAAAAAAA!!!!

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Cartoon Saturday


And you thought Halloween was scary ...

Two Amish parents were killed and all eight of their children injured when their buggy was rear-ended by an SUV; Der Furor has announced the launch of his own social media site - "Trump Media & Technology Group" and an app called “Truth [sic] Social”; an amateur diver exploring shallow waters off northern Israel found a 900-year-old sword that may have belonged to a knight during the Crusades; the owner of three zebras which escaped from his property in Maryland has been charged with animal cruelty after one of the zebras was found dead in a snare trap; and a Christian boarding school in Missouri that has fought government oversight for 20 years is suing the state's Department of Social Services to keep it from implementing new regulations on unlicensed facilities ... what could possibly go wrong?

This week, with Halloween only a week away, we continue our October scary laugh fest with a collection of cartoons featuring fearsome bloodsuckers. No, not hedge fund managers, vampires ...

Even vampires sometimes need dietary advice ...  


Uh, oh ...


Some people can hold a grudge for all eternity ...


Too bad we have Obamacare and not Vladcare ...


Social media can be tough when you not only don't photograph well, but don't photograph at all ...


As I was saying ...


Vampire dating ...


Yep, that's pretty irreconcilable ...


I guess it doesn't bother everybody ...


Clever pun, eh? ...



And that's it for our vampire edition of Cartoon Saturday for Halloween season, 2021 ... I hope you enjoyed it. 

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday eases us into the last week of our spooky October.

Bilbo

Friday, October 22, 2021

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2021


Yes, Dear Readers, it's that time again - time to recognize those whose ass clownery rises above the prevailing level of stupidity far enough to merit special recognition.

With a disgusted shake of the head and the heave of a deep sigh, I present the award for

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2021


to

Senator Joe Manchin (D, WV)


Senator Manchin shared this award in June of this year with fellow Democratic Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D, AZ) for many of the same reasons he gets his own award today. Citing the elusive chimeras* of "bipartisanship" and "fiscal responsibility," Senator Manchin continues to block the administration's attempts to revive the economy, uphold voting rights, and level the economic playing field for the most vulnerable Americans. He continues resolutely to insist - in the face of blatantly obvious reality - that he can find enough Republican support to pass watered-down versions of legislation that is popular in its particulars with a vast majority of Americans ... and which would clearly benefit the people of West Virginia, which is one of the poorest (ranking 42nd out of 50 US states in terms of GDP) and least educated (ranked 50th out of 50) states of the union.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, Senator Joe Manchin, one of the least Democratic of the Democratic senators**, is our Left-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2021. He also rates a score of 150,000 on the Gohmert Stupidity Scale ... in the words of the description for that value,

Doubles down on stupid actions and beliefs when confronted with evidence.

I'm not sure that Senator Manchin is actually evil, as are many ignorant, hard-core Republicans, but he's definitely showing himself to be Gohmert-level stupid, particularly in his willingness to believe he can reach any useful accommodation with or support from a party clearly and proudly interested only in obstruction.

There's not much more to say.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday continues its Halloween extravaganza with a look at evil bloodsuckers ... no, not loan sharks - vampires. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* Defined by the Merriam Webster Dictionary as "something that exists only in the imagination and is not possible in reality."

** Kyrsten Sinema is a pretty strong contender for that "honor."

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Poetry Sunday


We continue our march toward Halloween with an appropriate poem for the season from Cynthia Huntington ...

Ghost
By Cynthia Huntington

At first you didn’t know me.
I was a shape moving rapidly, nervous
 
at the edge of your vision. A flat, high voice,
dark slash of hair across my cheekbone.
 
I made myself present, though never distinct.
Things I said that he repeated, a tone
 
you could hear, but never trace, in his voice.
Silence—followed by talk of other things.
 
When you would sit at your desk, I would creep
near you like a question. A thought would scurry
 
across the front of your mind. I’d be there,
ducking out of sight. You must have felt me
 
watching you, my small eyes fixed on your face,
the smile you wondered at, on the lips only.
 
The voice on the phone, quick and full of business.
All that you saw and heard and could not find
 
the center of, those days growing into years,
growing inside of you, out of reach, now with you
 
forever, in your house, in your garden, in corridors
of dream where I finally tell you my name.


Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and watch out for those spooky things that lurk at the very edge of your vision. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Cartoon Saturday


And we stumble into the second half of the month ...

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized in California for complications of a urinary tract infection, but is recovering; the House committee investigating the January 6th Capitol insurrection will recommend criminal contempt charges against Steve Bannon, Der Furor's former advisor, after he refused to respond to a Congressional subpoena; in Kongsberg, Norway, five people were murdered and three others including an off-duty police officer, were injured by a man wielding a bow and arrows; the Presidential Commission on the Supreme Court released its first report this week, rejecting an enlargement of the court as unlikely to achieve judicial and political balance, and instead recommending a system of rotating justices between the Supreme Court and lower federal courts; and preacher Rob Skiba, an influential figure in anti-vaccination and flat earth circles, has died of Covid-19.

It's the third week of October, and we continue with our tradition of Halloween-related Cartoon Saturdays with this week's salute to witches and warlocks ...

You've gotta hate delivery errors ...   


The Escher witch ...


Inspection report ...


Surely you've wondered what witches do when it's not Halloween season ...


Even witches want to keep up with the latest technology ...


This is brilliant, but you may need to think it through ...


You do what it takes to attract children in the 21st century ...


I've often wished I could do this ...


No, it's not ...


Crew for witches ...


And there you go - the third set of Halloween-inspired cartoons for the spooky month of October. I hope you enjoyed them!

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for an October Poetry Sunday. More thoughts then,

Bilbo

Friday, October 15, 2021

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


We have reached the halfway point of the month and it's time for another round of Great Moments in Editing and Signage. Certainly more useful and entertaining than anything coming out of Mar-a-Lago ...

That's quite a sale ...


You just know that some bored sports editor had fun with this ...


Must have fallen out through a hole in the truck ... 


I wonder how many people applied for the job ...


Appropriate sentence ...


Was his problem lack of navigation skill or of memory? ...


These were definitely not normal cows ...


Uh, oh ... the animals are beginning to plot against us ...


This was clearly no peaceful, easy feeling ...


This is a true classic ...


And that's it for this edition of Great Moments ... I hope it helped you get over some of the yuckiness of the news. Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow, when the Cartoon Saturday Halloween Extravaganza looks at the world of witches and warlocks. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Monday, October 11, 2021

In My Defense ...


Last Friday I presented the October Right-Cheek Ass Clown award to the Republican Party, an award I felt was particularly righteous at this moment in our conflicted history. The post got a few comments, as most of them do, but one of them was particularly interesting.

In the original post, I included this disclaimer: "my first vote for president was cast in 1972 for Richard Nixon, and I cast mostly party-line votes for Republicans until, in disgust at what the party had become, I voted for Democratic challenger John Kerry over George W. Bush in the 2004 election. I have voted exclusively for Democratic presidential candidates ever since, although in the past I occasionally voted for a Republican at the state or local level when I felt he or she was the better pick ... but it's been a long time since I was able to do that in good conscience."

In response, an anonymous reader left this lengthy comment:

"I am a member of the same age cohort a [sic] you ...

"So tricky dick, the crooks excuse ford, addled ronnie raygun, perjurer poppa and finally the twits first run did not offened [sic] your sanity but finally the largest fiasco in US history. the Iraq war, finally, finally did turn your stomach?

"You certainally [sic] must have had a strong stomach and rare natural talent for increditable [sic] tolerance for gognitive dissonce [sic] to take that long.

"Question did you bring your thuglican delusions over might making right, pissing down economics and other inane thuglican dogme [sic] with you?

"Was it that you wished to pull the D's further into the miasma of thuglican economic fantasy's [sic] while being such a po;itical [sic] coward that you surrndered [sic] what had ben [sic] your party to the lunatics rather then engage them in the name of reason and sanity? 

"Of course after you had helped create and pave the path for thuglican behavior of today you washed your hands and decamped.

"A bit like ex mafiosa's [sic] making public exhibit of supporting churches to buy their way into respectable society.

"Sorry no sympathy for those who helped lay the cornerstone of today's seditious amoral thuglicans."*

Well, I guess I know where this particular reader stands ... and I have to admit that he** makes some points worth answering. If nothing else, it got me to thinking about how we develop our political beliefs and how they change over time.

Looking back, I think I started out as a Republican because my parents were both Republicans, and I absorbed their belief systems as most of us probably do. I suppose I remained a Republican largely because of three things: political inertia, personal comfort, and concern over the social and political unrest of the 1960s and 1970s, which I found offensive. In retrospect, that unrest was offensive mainly because none of its causes directly affected me - a young man with the good fortune to be born into a stable, white, solidly middle-class family. 

But like many people, my social and political views changed over time. Someone*** once said that a man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, while a man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains. My experience, though, has been the opposite. 

My college years exposed me for the first time to people with experiences and ideas very different from my own, and my career in the Air Force allowed my to work day-to-day with those people. It also gave me the opportunity to travel widely, get to know people of other countries and societies, and see how the rest of the world lives. All of this led me, however slowly, to question my original political beliefs and social outlooks and develop into the person I am today.

One of the reasons we're in our current mess is that too many of us have not been able to grow, learn, and change our opinions and beliefs. Too many of us are comfortable with the way we grew up and formed our ideas. The idea that other people have led lives less safe, comfortable, and rewarding than our own doesn't matter because it doesn't affect us.

Except that it does.

We can see that clearly now if we simply look clearly at the world around us. Economic inequality, religious intolerance, and racial prejudice are terrible problems, even when they don't directly affect us. I never lived a life in which I worried about a police officer's knee on my neck, or whether I'd have to choose among paying rent, buying food, or affording medical care. But many of our fellow citizens did ... and still do.

Should I have backed away from the GOP sooner? In retrospect, yes. But, like it probably does for all of us, the recognition of a need to change came slowly and took a lot of self-reflection and experience of the world outside my own personal sphere.

The Republican Party drove me away, but it took time. While I today vote almost entirely Democratic, I have problems with that party on some issues as well. But whatever my issues with the Democrats, I find them far preferable to a GOP that every day becomes more xenophobic, racist, economically illiterate, scientifically ignorant, religiously repulsive, and politically antidemocratic.

I've changed. I wish more people could.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* The writer actually left this comment on the following day's Cartoon Saturday post, so if you want to read it in situ, go there.

** I'm assuming the writer is a man because I've never met a woman who wrote like this.

*** It's been credited, in various forms, to Winston Churchill, John Adams, and Georges Clemenceau, among others.

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Musical Sunday


It being the month of Halloween, what song could be better for our first Musical Sunday of the month than this classic from Warren Zevon? ...


Ah, WOOOO!!!

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo