Cartoon Saturday

Please, just make it stop ... 

Russians are voting for president, with Vladimir Putin the only actual candidate - the sort of election favored by contemporary Republicans; Fulton County Georgia Judge Scott McAfee ruled on Friday that District Attorney Fani Willis can stay on and prosecute the Georgia 2020 election interference racketeering case against former President Donald Trump and 14 of his co-defendants, but only if she removes the special prosecutor with whom she engaged in a romantic relationship in order to avoid any appearance of impropriety (that prosecutor has resigned); the Army's West Point military academy changed its mission statement (but not it's motto, which remains "Duty, Honor, Country") to reflect the values it seeks to inculcate in future officers - which caused Congressional Republicans' heads to explode and charge the academy with the unforgivable sin of "wokeness;" the House of Representatives has passed and sent to the Senate a bill making offer of the popular social media app TikTok illegal in the United States unless its owner sells it within six months, ensuring it is no longer under the potential control of a "foreign adversary" (China); and in Thailand (not, oddly enough, Florida), a would-be alpha male is recovering after emergency room doctors successfully cut eleven penis rings from his swollen member. 

There are a lot of cartoons out there that take off on the lyrics to popular songs. This week, we'll take a look at a few of them ... 

Don't worry, he'll survive ...

Inspiration comes from many places ...

If you need something to sing at breakfast ...

Yep, some classics just can't be improved on ...

Most of us don't have to worry about our choice of washing machines, but classical musicians sometimes do ...

He needs somebody ...

It's a long setup for a joke, but I'll take it ...

It's a matter of opinion ...

It's important to pick the right song to sing to your beloved ...

Mr Zevon seems to have trouble with his alibi ...

And that's it for this week's cartoon Saturday sing-along - I hope you enjoyed it. Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo