Friday, August 10, 2012

The Romney Plan


My friend Bob asked rhetorically on his Facebook page the other day, "Why do the candidates and spokespeople for them not realize how frustratingly ridiculous and evasive they sound when they 'stay on message' rather than just answering questions?" My answer was simple: "Because they think we're stupid. And most of us are, because we let them get away with it instead of insisting on real answers to the tough questions they don't want to answer because it would show that the emperor has no intellectual or policy clothes."

Both of the major campaigns are guilty of spouting half-truths, evasions, and the occasional outright lie, but more than that they are guilty of omission ... of pontificating in grand generalities and providing no specifics on which we can base a decision on which candidate to hold our nose and vote for. This is because as soon as you get specific you have to defend your own position (which can be difficult and embarrassing), rather than just kicking back and criticizing the positions of your opponent

GOP presidential wannabe Mitt Romney has been heavily criticized for not laying out any specifics of the policies and plans he would implement as president. President Obama is short on specifics, too, but he's the sitting president - you can see every day what he does, what he supports, what policies he advocates and how well (or poorly) they work. Governor Romney's task is to make the case that he can do better. Our task is to decide whether he's convinced us that it's worth it to vote for him. Has he?

You be the judge: from his campaign website, here is Mitt Romney's Plan for a Stronger Middle Class ... with my questions and comments:

Energy Independence

Increase access to domestic energy resources. What this means is "remove all restrictions on domestic mining and drilling." This is fine, as long as the potential impact on the environment is acknowledged. I grew up with the sight of bright yellow and red streams and vast mountains of ugly mine tailings in the mining regions of central Pennsylvania. If this is what we are willing to live with, go for it.

Streamline permitting for exploration and development. See above.

Eliminate regulations destroying the coal industry. The elimination of job-killingTM regulations is a standard GOP refrain, but it's useful to remember why individual regulations were imposed in the first place. Some were intended to improve workplace safety, some to protect the environment, and some were political gifts to various campaign contributors, designed to hinder one industry for the benefit of another. It would be useful to know which specific regulations are "destroying" the coal industry, why they were originally imposed, and what the impact of eliminating them would be.

Approve the Keystone XL pipeline. This one is so wrapped up in politics and contending sets of statistics that nobody can know what the ultimate result of its approval would be. This one is far beyond rational discussion.

The Skills To Succeed

Give every family access to a great school and quality teachers. Exactly how do you intend to do this, particularly given the GOP's attacks on overpaid public workers and relentless campaign against  public workers' unions? And - by the way - "great schools and quality teachers" are paid for by (gasp!) taxes ... to which the GOP is opposed in principle. How do we pay for those schools and teachers?

Provide access to affordable and effective higher education options. Great idea! How do you propose to do it? If you are opposed to student loans that help students pay for higher education, what is your plan to bring down the cost of education to make it more affordable without loans?

Focus job training programs on building valuable skills that align with opportunities. I'm not quite sure what this means, other than trying to encourage more vocational-technical education opportunities to train blue-collar workers.

Attract and retain the best and the brightest from around the world. This is a good idea and it's what America has always wanted to do ... but it isn't consistent with a strong anti-immigrant stance that makes potentially valuable new citizens question whether they are really welcome*.

Trade That Works For America

Curtail the unfair trade practices of countries like China. Great idea! How?

Open new markets for American goods and services. Great idea! How?

Build stronger economic ties in Latin America. What does "in" Latin America mean, as opposed to "with" Latin America? Do you propose to eliminate NAFTA? If so, what is your proposal to replace it?

Create a Reagan Economic Zone to strengthen free enterprise around the world. I'm not quite sure what a "Reagan Economic Zone" is, and I can't find any objective information about it. Maybe this is a good idea, but with no details, it's just fluff that invokes the name of a Republican demigod**.

Cut The Deficit

Immediately reduce non-security discretionary spending by five percent. What specific cuts do you propose, and what is their impact?

Cap federal spending below twenty percent of the economy. This is easy to say, but requires an assessment of what spending will be cut. So, what spending do you propose to cut?

Give states responsibility for programs that they can implement more effectively. I personally think this is a great idea ... programs should be implemented and managed at the level of government closest to the issue. Which specific programs do you propose to transfer to the states, and how do you know that the states are financially prepared to accept and run them?

Consolidate agencies and align compensation of federal workers with their private-sector counterparts. There is no doubt that there are many parts of the federal government that are bloated in size or of questionable necessity. But "consolidating agencies" puts people out of work, and "aligning compensation with their private sector counterparts" implies that: (a) there are private sector counterparts to all federal jobs; and (b) that government workers are overpaid. It would be nice to see some specific proposals for these consolidations and alignments.

Champion Small Business

Reduce taxes on job creation through individual and corporate tax reform. "Taxes on job creation" is a buzz-phrase. What specific taxes inhibit job creation, what reforms do you propose, and how do propose to make up the revenue deficit (since "tax reform" in this context almost certainly means "tax reduction")***.

Stop the increases in regulation that are tangling job creators in red tape. As I noted above in the discussion of the coal industry, regulations were originally imposed for what seemed (at least at the time) for good reasons. What specific regulations do you want to stop, why were they imposed in the first place, and what is the impact of eliminating them?

Protect workers and businesses from strong-arm labor union tactics. No argument. However, it's useful to remember that the original reason unions were formed was to protect workers from ... abuse by businesses and employers. Over the years, the unions lost their focus, were exploited by organized crime, and became a large part of the economic problem ... but that doesn't mean that they don't have a real purpose. Without the unions, who protects the workers from their employers?

Replace Obamacare with real health care reform that controls cost and improves care. I'm still waiting for the details of whatever you propose to replace it with. And it's worth noting that many elements of the much-derided "Obamacare" were originally developed by conservatives and were incorporated into the President's plan in order to make it more appealing to conservatives (think of the individual mandate). Health care is an issue of tremendous importance to Real People ... it deserves more than broad, useless generalities. Exactly what do you propose, Governor Romney, and how will it be better than "Obamacare?"

Okay, that's my assessment of Governor Romney's "Plan for a Stronger Middle Class." In short, I don't think it's actually a plan, and it certainly doesn't provide enough specifics to let me decide if it will build a stronger middle class or not. On the surface, it looks as if it's more business-friendly than middle-class-friendly; if you believe that helping business helps the middle class, you'll support it. I don't see the details that would allow me to decide.

Over to you, Governor.

On Sunday, we'll look at President Obama's "plans" and "policies" the same way. But first, we'll have our much-needed Cartoon Saturday. Be here.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* I have published my own detailed plan for immigration reform, which appears to be too logical for acceptance.

** Who would never be accepted by today's Republicans as one of their own.

*** If your answer is "cut government spending," please indicate - specifically - where and by how much.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

More Odds and Ends


It's time once again to clean out the ol' Blog Fodder file and share with you a few things I haven't managed to make into full-length posts of their own. Read on, Macduff* ...

#1: There are those of us who appreciate the sight of a beautiful woman, and there are those that don't. According to this article, ultra-Orthodox Jewish men in Jerusalem are able to purchase glasses that blur their vision, so they don't have to look at women they consider to be immodestly dressed (i.e., showing more than about one square millimeter of skin). The ultra-Orthodox men can purchase - for about $6.00 - glasses with special blur-inducing stickers on the lenses; these allow clear vision for up to a few meters so as not to impede movement, but blur anything farther away, including women. Oy.

#2: A poll conducted across seven English-speaking countries has determined that award for the most unfortunately-named town goes to the teeming megalopolis of Toad Suck, Arkansas. Other towns in the top ten included: Boring, Oregon; Assawoman, Maryland; Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky; and Squabbletown**, California.


#3: GOP presidential wannabe Mitt Romney has pledged that he will "put work back in welfare," ensuring that shiftless deadbeats lounging around on the dole are required to actively seek jobs rather than enjoy living in a "culture of dependency." This is good news. It means that Governor Romney must have a plan to create lots of jobs for all those shiftless deadbeats to take. I look forward to the details, but am not holding my breath.

#4: We have a problem dealing with invasive species of plants and animals which crowd out native species and can create havoc in local ecosystems. If you live in the South, think kudzu. The latest idea for dealing with these species is a simple one: eat them. One problem, though, is that some of these species just don't have very appealing names, and so must be "rebranded." That worked out really well for the Patagonian Toothfish ... now known as the Chilean Sea Bass.

And, finally for today,

#5: It was on this date in 1930 that racy cartoon character Betty Boop made her cartoon debut ... as a sexy French poodle, the female companion to a hound named "Bimbo" (no kidding) in a series of Max Fleischer cartoons. Eventually, her floppy ears evolved into hoop earrings, and Betty finally turned into a human, rather than a canine, flapper ...

And that's all for now.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Sorry, Mr Shakespeare.

** I think I'll start a petition to change the name of Washington, DC, to Squabbletown. It just seems appropriate.

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

The August 2012 Ass Clown of the Month!


Yes, Dear Readers, it's only the 8th of of the month, and already we have a clear winner for the August 2012 Ass Clown of the Month Award!


This one was an easy choice ... for making outrageous, baseless accusations in an already supercharged partisan political environment, the Ass Clown of the Month Award for August goes to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D, NV)* ...


As you know by now, Senator Reid has accused presumptive Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney of paying no taxes for ten years. This, naturally, has enraged the already-easy-to-enrage GOP - particularly because Senator Reid refuses either to offer evidence in support of the accusation or to name his source.

This is despicable behavior, even by the already very low standards of civility and decency in the current political climate. I don't care much for Mr Romney as a presidential candidate, and I have no respect at all any more for the senior Senator from Nevada (not that I had all that much to begin with).

I have no doubt that Mr Romney pays far less in taxes as a percentage of his income than you and I do. That's just how it is ... the tax code is structured and loopholed to favor those who are able to take advantage of tax shelters, most of which favor those who are already wealthy. It's perfectly legal, and when you can afford Platinum Plus RepresentationTM in Congress, you can always be sure the tax laws will be in your favor. But let's be honest: every one of us takes advantage of whatever wiggle room the law allows in order to pay the absolute minimum legal amount of tax. We just can't do it as well as the Mitt Romneys (and, to be fair, the Harry Reids and most of the other Members of Congress).

There's a big difference between criticizing someone for using every available dodge to minimize his tax burden and accusing him of not paying taxes at all. This was a low blow, unworthy of the sort of person we'd like to think was representing us in the Halls of Power.

And so, Senator Reid, my hat is off to you: the August 2012 recipient of the Ass Clown of the Month Award. You've earned it.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Bob, Ken, et al - please note that I'm seriously criticizing a Democrat. I believe in giving discredit where it's due.

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Bilbo's Plan for the President's Landslide Reelection in November


First of all, let me say that I haven't yet decided who I'll vote for in the Presidential election. I will just say that I need to be convinced that the opponent needs to convince me ... based on real plans I can evaluate, not platitudes aimed at an unthinking base ... that I should vote for him instead of the incumbent.

I'm still waiting for those plans and policy specifics, though, and I have a feeling I'll die of old age before I see them.

But be that as it may, many pundits have predicted that this year's election will be a squeaker, with the difference between Governor Romney and President Obama within the margin of error of whatever poll you choose to believe.

But I ... Bilbo, the clever but as yet unrecognized political operative ... have solved the problem for President Obama. I believe I have a plan that will guarantee him a towering landslide of historic proportions that will completely bury any opponent the GOP can field.

And it's so simple!

Consider this: the GOP is viscerally, completely, and utterly opposed to anything President Obama (or any Democrat) suggests. If a Democrat says the sky is blue, the GOP will line up in a solid wall to insist that it is absolutely, positively pink. If the President manages to pass, say, a health-care reform law, Republicans will hysterically oppose every aspect of it on principle ... even those portions which were originally developed and proposed by conservatives*.

So, here's my devious, sure-fire plan to ensure the President's reelection ...

On November 5th, the day before the election, President Obama calls a press conference at which he, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi unanimously endorse Mitt Romney (or whoever the GOP nominee turns out to be) for President.

Republicans, spring-loaded to reject anything suggested, proposed, or supported by any Democrat, will immediately vote for ... whoever is opposing the person who has been endorsed by the much-despised Democrats**.

The President will be reelected in an enormous landslide.

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I will admit that I voted for President Obama in 2008, largely because I was so sick of Bush era Republican policies***. I will also admit to a certain amount of buyer's remorse caused by President Obama's lack of inspiring and clear-eyed leadership****. But I will also point out that Governor Romney, the presumptive GOP nominee, has yet to explain any specific policies he would follow, budget cuts he would make, or plans he would propose that I can evaluate to see if he'd do any better job than the sitting President. This, of course, makes no difference to those rock-solid conservatives who foam at the mouth at the very thought of a second Obama presidency ... but who don't seem to appreciate that their guy is a would-be emperor without policy clothes.

So, Democrats, here's your way to win - endorse the GOP candidate! If nothing else, the level of cognitive dissonance you'll cause in the opposition will be very entertaining.

Have a good day. Make sure you ask the people who want your vote the hard questions ... and don't let them get away with not answering them. You deserve better.

More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Amazingly enough, even Faux News agrees on the conservative pedigree of the individual mandate!

** That would be President Obama, in case you weren't paying attention.

*** It appears that those who castigate President Obama for the size of the federal deficit have conveniently forgotten that it was President Bush who cut taxes at the same time he decided to fight two wars on credit. Has Mr Obama had a hand in running up the deficit? You bet. Are hypocritical, historically-blinkered Republicans blameless? Not in the least.

**** Although it can be tough to lead when you have a well-organized opposition fighting you every step of the way.

You may not agree with the President's policies and actions ... but at least you know what they are.

Monday, August 06, 2012

If They Can _____, Why Can't They _____?


The title of today's post represents a classic construction that's usually invoked to compare two totally unrelated things to make a point that can't be made in any other way. Some examples are:

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they fix the DC Metro?, and

If they can eradicate smallpox, why can't they find a cure for the common cold?

To these, I would add another one:

If we can build a fantastically complicated mobile space laboratory, send it 352 million miles to Mars, and land it safely on the surface in an impossibly complex maneuver, why can't we build anything else in this country?




Ask yourself when the last time was that you bought a manufactured item that was made in the United States, including any toy, any piece of clothing, or any consumer electronic device starting with "i".

Betcha can't remember.

And then ask yourself why we have over 8% unemployment.

And then ask any of the people running for president* what - exactly - their plan is for bringing any of those manufacturing jobs back to the United States ... broad, general hot-air statements about tax credits and protecting job creators don't count.

Good luck getting an answer.

Just something else to think about in the 90-odd** days remaining until the election.

Have a good day. Enjoy your job, if you have one. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Especially Governor Romney, since he wants us to believe he can do a better job than the incumbent.

** And trust me, they will certainly be odd.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Bad Times a-Comin'?


It's no secret that we're living in an America that is very different from the one in which many of us grew up. Incivility and irrational anger have skyrocketed, the level of slime and nastiness in politics is at near-historic levels, and there's a general my-way-or-the-highway attitude that has taken hold among political parties, religions, and just about everybody but the local chess club*. Society has gotten more insensitive, more crass, and more violent, and the voices of reason and civility are being drowned out by the drumbeat of argument and unreason for its own sake.


So, Dear Readers, if we follow this miserable condition to its ultimate conclusion, where do we end up?

A very sobering possibility is suggested in this fascinating article by Natalie Wolchover from the online science news magazine LiveScience: Will the US Really Experience a Violent Upheaval in 2020?

It's not an outlandish or trivial question.

Dr Peter Turchin, an ecologist, evolutionary biologist and mathematician at the University of Connecticut, uses the new science of cliodynamics to extrapolate mathematical modeling data from the historical record. Using his methods, the article points out his conclusion that "the (historical) data indicates that a cycle of violence repeats itself every 50 years in America, like a wave that peaks in every other generation. This short-term cycle is superimposed over another, longer-term oscillation that repeats every 200 to 300 years. The slower waves in violence can either augment or suppress the 50-year peaks, depending on how the two cycles overlap." The data can be seen on this chart, which accompanies the article:


On this one, from Professor Turchin's cliodynamics website, which presents the data with a bit more color and explanation:


And on this larger chart, from LifesLittleMysteries.com, which adds still more detail (click it to see the entire thing):

Find out how some scientists think that violence peaks in cycles of about 50 years, in this Life's Little Mysteries infographic.

Extrapolating from the historical data, we could see a spike in the level of violence in this country somewhere around 2020 ... just eight years from now.

This is not an unreasonable fear. The level of political polarization and irrational anger, the growing disparity among economic classes, the ready availability of high-powered weapons, and a culture centered on the rights of the individual rather than the benefit of the larger society all suggest that the prediction could be correct.

Of course, cliodynamics has its detractors. Massimo Pigliucci, a social scientist who studies pseudoscience and skeptical thinking, comments about Turchin's theory that,

"The database is too short: the entire study covers the period 1780-2010, a mere 230 years. You can fit at most four 50-year peaks and two [long-term] ones. I just don't see how one could reasonably exclude that the observed pattern is random."

Well, random or not, it provides food for serious thought. I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest that the present level of heavily-armed irrationality in this country could lead to a spasm of violence in the coming years. Unfortunately, the people who most need to understand the role of their behavior in leading to this unhappy future are those least likely to pay any attention to the message.

What do you think? Is Dr Turchin being an alarmist, or are you running down to the local gun shop to stock up your arsenal for the coming explosion?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* And even there, the queens are demanding the right to kiss each other at Chick-fil-A restaurants.

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Cartoon Saturday


Today is August 4th. There are 94 days left until the election. Grit your teeth, hunker down, and believe nothing you hear that ends with the words, "I'm (insert candidate here) and I approved this message."

Retired porn star Jenna Jameson has endorsed Republican presidential wannabe Mitt Romney, saying (in a moment of refreshing and unaccustomed honesty), "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you're rich, you want a Republican in office;" pro- and anti-gay marriage advocates conducted equally stupid and offensive demonstrations at Chick-fil-A restaurants around the country; a British court has sentenced the parents of a Pakistani girl to life in prison for murdering her in a so-called "honor killing;" Islamists in Mali have stoned a man and woman to death for allegedly committing adultery; and social networking site Facebook has reported that 8.7 percent of its 955 million monthly active users worldwide - about 83 million - are actually duplicate or false accounts.

Nothing false here ... just honest-to-goodness, down-to-earth, take-it-to-the-bank Cartoon Saturday! Let's get to it ...

We lead off with the traditional ghastly pun cartoon of the week ...


I think many of my readers ... especially Andrea ... can appreciate this one ...


I'd never really thought about it before, but this spin on tie-ins to the Olympics is pretty accurate (and funny) ...


This week's collection of related cartoons is based on clowns ... no, not the ones who waste time and money on Capitol Hill, but real clowns in real circuses. One of the classic clown routines involves the tiny car - usually a VW Beetle or an Austin Mini - that drives out into the ring and disgorges a huge number of clowns. Kind of like an election, but funnier. Here is a series of cartoons that take off on the overcrowded clown car idea ...


And,


The basic idea, but with a corporate twist ...


Even a clown funeral can be funny ...


Not quite as topical as it was two years ago, but still funny ... 


Same basic joke, with an air travel twist ...


And finally, the law-and-order spin* ...


And that's Cartoon Saturday for this week. I need to go outside and mow the lawn before the day gets too hot, and then Agnes and I will probably head out to the Lego BrickFair at the Dulles Expo Center for a day of acting like kids**.

Have a great day and a wonderful weekend. More thoughts (in a more serious vein) tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Wonderfully wacky comedian Steven Wright once told the story of being picked up by an auto transporter while hitchhiking ... the driver told him to pick any car he liked and hop in. A few miles down the road, a state trooper pulled the truck over ... and gave them all tickets for speeding.

** Which is much safer and easier on old joints than playing Olympic Gymnastics with a four-year-old, as I now know.

Friday, August 03, 2012

Editorial Gems for a Steamy Friday


Anyone for a few more Great Moments in Editing?  I thought so.  Here you are ...

First, a couple of can't-miss happy hour specials ...


and,


If you overdo it with that free beer, it might mean you have a problem. Fortunately, help is available ... and they might even protect your confidentiality (more than WikiLeaks* would, anyhow) ...


I'm not a particular fan of lawyers hawking their services to help you get money for diseases you never heard of before, but they do provide a useful service ... and sometimes at reduced prices! ...


Whoever posted this ad may need to hold on to that ad from Mr Simmons ...


When you just don't know what to fix for dinner, there are always interesting new dishes to try ...


Or, you could just go with whatever is on sale, no matter how fresh it is ...


Truth in advertising? ...


And we finish with two of the most bizarre headlines I've seen outside of reporting on the activities** of Congress ...


And, finally, you have to wonder what kind of party this fellow was going to ...


And that's your dose of editorial gems for the first Friday in August. If I can just get through today, it ought to be a good weekend ... there's a BrickFair Lego Fan Festival at the Dulles Expo Center (complete with play area!). And, of course, tomorrow is Cartoon Saturday, and you don't want to miss that.

Have a good day and a great weekend. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* Overdo it with the beer and your wiki will be leaking for sure.

** Such as they are.

Thursday, August 02, 2012

The Things We Leave Behind


Back in November of 2009 I wrote a post titled The Ways We'll Be Remembered, in which I ruminated on the depressing thought that most of us will eventually disappear into the dim and distant past, leaving nothing of ourselves behind. My point was that it's important for us to keep up with skills like journal-keeping and letter-writing that will let people looking back from the future to know something about who we were and why our lives were, on some level, important ... if only to a small number of people. There are other ways to look at this, too. One of them is by considering the things we leave behind ... the things we once owned and have bequeathed to those who come after us. Things like books we owned (or wrote), pieces of art or knick-knacks we kept that somehow reflected our personalities, photographs and videos of us doing whatever it is we were doing, and so on.

Not all of the things we leave behind are benign, though.

The other day I found this fascinating article by Bryan Bender that originally appeared in The Boston Globe: Bomb Database Useful for Present, Future Wars. The article discusses the work of an Air Force officer named Jenns Robertson who is engaged in a long-term project to document every bomb dropped by the United States and its allies in war.

This is not a trivial, meaningless geek project. Since the invention of explosive ordnance, countless millions of bombs, rockets, missiles, grenades, mines, and booby traps of all kinds have been dropped, launched, fired, thrown, or planted in efforts to kill people wearing the wrong uniforms. Large parts of the world are saturated with unexploded bombs of all sorts that are a deadly and hidden threat, killing and maiming hundreds of people each year. The database Lieutenant Colonel Robertson is building will help identify the location (and type) of these devices, helping officials to find, remove, and destroy them before they can be accidentally - tragically - detonated. It will also help historians clarify what actually happened in the course of history's great battles.

A few years ago I read a fascinating book by Donovan Webster on this topic titled Aftermath: The Remnants of War, which documents the activities of brave (some might say, crazy) people whose job it is to scour old battlefields in search of unexploded ordnance - corroded, unstable, fragile, but still deadly - and remove it to safe locations where it can be destroyed. Each year, farmers in Vietnam and northern France, construction crews in Germany and Japan, and home renovators and gardeners all over Europe and Asia plow up, dig up, or otherwise discover deadly weapons, long buried or hidden and forgotten, that are patiently waiting to kill the unwary.

The US State Department even has an Office of Weapons Removal and Abatement dedicated to "... curbing the illicit proliferation of conventional weapons of war such as light automatic weapons and rocket propelled grenades, and removing and destroying others, such as persistent landmines and abandoned stocks of munitions, that remain and pose hazards after the cessation of armed conflict."

It's bad enough that we have to worry about being safe from weapons legally owned and illegally employed here at home ... but is also a terrible shame that we need to spend time, resources, and lives making ourselves safe from weapons fired and forgotten many decades ago.

There are good things we can leave behind ...


and there are bad things we can leave behind ...


We need to write more and bomb less.

Have a good day, and write down what you did*. Someone, someday, will remember you.

More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* And don't touch any unexploded things.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

A Worthwhile Investment of $2588.25


If I had extra money to spend frivolously (and who does, nowadays, outside of the 1%?), I think I know how I'd invest $2588.25 of it.

I found this wonderful product advertised at the Neatoshop this morning ...


Yes, Dear Readers, it's Doctor McPhee's genuine Snake Oil Soap, made with genuine cobra oil and delivered in a collectable tin ... only $5.95 per bar!

So, let's see ... $5.95 per bar, multiplied by 435 members of Congress, comes to (scratches head and furrows brow) ... $2,588.25*. Think of the advantages:

- Encourages members of Congress to clean up their acts!

- Pays homage to Republican economic and Democratic social theories!

- Makes it easier and more convenient for our elected reprehensives to wash their hands of the results of their ineptitude and intransigence!

Buy it now! Do your part to help clean up our political system. You'll also benefit the economy**.

It couldn't hurt.

Have a good day. Be clean. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* For a mere $23.80 more, you can add a bar each for Donald Trump, NRA mouthpiece Wayne LaPierre, anti-tax gadfly Grover Norquist, and all-purpose blowhard Al Sharpton.


** Probably the Chinese economy.