Saturday, October 16, 2021

Cartoon Saturday


And we stumble into the second half of the month ...

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized in California for complications of a urinary tract infection, but is recovering; the House committee investigating the January 6th Capitol insurrection will recommend criminal contempt charges against Steve Bannon, Der Furor's former advisor, after he refused to respond to a Congressional subpoena; in Kongsberg, Norway, five people were murdered and three others including an off-duty police officer, were injured by a man wielding a bow and arrows; the Presidential Commission on the Supreme Court released its first report this week, rejecting an enlargement of the court as unlikely to achieve judicial and political balance, and instead recommending a system of rotating justices between the Supreme Court and lower federal courts; and preacher Rob Skiba, an influential figure in anti-vaccination and flat earth circles, has died of Covid-19.

It's the third week of October, and we continue with our tradition of Halloween-related Cartoon Saturdays with this week's salute to witches and warlocks ...

You've gotta hate delivery errors ...   


The Escher witch ...


Inspection report ...


Surely you've wondered what witches do when it's not Halloween season ...


Even witches want to keep up with the latest technology ...


This is brilliant, but you may need to think it through ...


You do what it takes to attract children in the 21st century ...


I've often wished I could do this ...


No, it's not ...


Crew for witches ...


And there you go - the third set of Halloween-inspired cartoons for the spooky month of October. I hope you enjoyed them!

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for an October Poetry Sunday. More thoughts then,

Bilbo

Friday, October 15, 2021

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


We have reached the halfway point of the month and it's time for another round of Great Moments in Editing and Signage. Certainly more useful and entertaining than anything coming out of Mar-a-Lago ...

That's quite a sale ...


You just know that some bored sports editor had fun with this ...


Must have fallen out through a hole in the truck ... 


I wonder how many people applied for the job ...


Appropriate sentence ...


Was his problem lack of navigation skill or of memory? ...


These were definitely not normal cows ...


Uh, oh ... the animals are beginning to plot against us ...


This was clearly no peaceful, easy feeling ...


This is a true classic ...


And that's it for this edition of Great Moments ... I hope it helped you get over some of the yuckiness of the news. Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow, when the Cartoon Saturday Halloween Extravaganza looks at the world of witches and warlocks. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Monday, October 11, 2021

In My Defense ...


Last Friday I presented the October Right-Cheek Ass Clown award to the Republican Party, an award I felt was particularly righteous at this moment in our conflicted history. The post got a few comments, as most of them do, but one of them was particularly interesting.

In the original post, I included this disclaimer: "my first vote for president was cast in 1972 for Richard Nixon, and I cast mostly party-line votes for Republicans until, in disgust at what the party had become, I voted for Democratic challenger John Kerry over George W. Bush in the 2004 election. I have voted exclusively for Democratic presidential candidates ever since, although in the past I occasionally voted for a Republican at the state or local level when I felt he or she was the better pick ... but it's been a long time since I was able to do that in good conscience."

In response, an anonymous reader left this lengthy comment:

"I am a member of the same age cohort a [sic] you ...

"So tricky dick, the crooks excuse ford, addled ronnie raygun, perjurer poppa and finally the twits first run did not offened [sic] your sanity but finally the largest fiasco in US history. the Iraq war, finally, finally did turn your stomach?

"You certainally [sic] must have had a strong stomach and rare natural talent for increditable [sic] tolerance for gognitive dissonce [sic] to take that long.

"Question did you bring your thuglican delusions over might making right, pissing down economics and other inane thuglican dogme [sic] with you?

"Was it that you wished to pull the D's further into the miasma of thuglican economic fantasy's [sic] while being such a po;itical [sic] coward that you surrndered [sic] what had ben [sic] your party to the lunatics rather then engage them in the name of reason and sanity? 

"Of course after you had helped create and pave the path for thuglican behavior of today you washed your hands and decamped.

"A bit like ex mafiosa's [sic] making public exhibit of supporting churches to buy their way into respectable society.

"Sorry no sympathy for those who helped lay the cornerstone of today's seditious amoral thuglicans."*

Well, I guess I know where this particular reader stands ... and I have to admit that he** makes some points worth answering. If nothing else, it got me to thinking about how we develop our political beliefs and how they change over time.

Looking back, I think I started out as a Republican because my parents were both Republicans, and I absorbed their belief systems as most of us probably do. I suppose I remained a Republican largely because of three things: political inertia, personal comfort, and concern over the social and political unrest of the 1960s and 1970s, which I found offensive. In retrospect, that unrest was offensive mainly because none of its causes directly affected me - a young man with the good fortune to be born into a stable, white, solidly middle-class family. 

But like many people, my social and political views changed over time. Someone*** once said that a man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, while a man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains. My experience, though, has been the opposite. 

My college years exposed me for the first time to people with experiences and ideas very different from my own, and my career in the Air Force allowed my to work day-to-day with those people. It also gave me the opportunity to travel widely, get to know people of other countries and societies, and see how the rest of the world lives. All of this led me, however slowly, to question my original political beliefs and social outlooks and develop into the person I am today.

One of the reasons we're in our current mess is that too many of us have not been able to grow, learn, and change our opinions and beliefs. Too many of us are comfortable with the way we grew up and formed our ideas. The idea that other people have led lives less safe, comfortable, and rewarding than our own doesn't matter because it doesn't affect us.

Except that it does.

We can see that clearly now if we simply look clearly at the world around us. Economic inequality, religious intolerance, and racial prejudice are terrible problems, even when they don't directly affect us. I never lived a life in which I worried about a police officer's knee on my neck, or whether I'd have to choose among paying rent, buying food, or affording medical care. But many of our fellow citizens did ... and still do.

Should I have backed away from the GOP sooner? In retrospect, yes. But, like it probably does for all of us, the recognition of a need to change came slowly and took a lot of self-reflection and experience of the world outside my own personal sphere.

The Republican Party drove me away, but it took time. While I today vote almost entirely Democratic, I have problems with that party on some issues as well. But whatever my issues with the Democrats, I find them far preferable to a GOP that every day becomes more xenophobic, racist, economically illiterate, scientifically ignorant, religiously repulsive, and politically antidemocratic.

I've changed. I wish more people could.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* The writer actually left this comment on the following day's Cartoon Saturday post, so if you want to read it in situ, go there.

** I'm assuming the writer is a man because I've never met a woman who wrote like this.

*** It's been credited, in various forms, to Winston Churchill, John Adams, and Georges Clemenceau, among others.

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Musical Sunday


It being the month of Halloween, what song could be better for our first Musical Sunday of the month than this classic from Warren Zevon? ...


Ah, WOOOO!!!

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 09, 2021

Cartoon Saturday


Geez ...

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to journalists Maria Ressa of the Philippines and Dmitry Muratov of Russia for their work defending freedom of expression in their countries; after weeks of bitter  negotiations the Senate passed a bill to increase the federal debt ceiling along party lines with a simple majority, and the House has agreed, kicking the can of fiscal disaster down the road to spoil the Christmas, rather than the Halloween season; a New Jersey man was sentenced to 160 years in prison after his conviction for using dating apps to lure and kill three women; President Biden has declined to invoke executive privilege to protect archived documents and records of Der Furor subpoenaed by the Congressional committee investigating the January 6th Capitol riot; and in Japan, 20 emus escaped from a farm in Kumamoto Prefecture, and eleven of them are still at large, seeking roles in upcoming Liberty Mutual insurance commercials.

This is Week 2 of our annual Cartoon Saturday celebration of Halloween and all things scary. Last Saturday, we looked at cartoons featuring Godzilla. Today, we visit the quintessential scary guy - Frankenstein's monster ...

MAD magazine took off on just about everything ... including the Frankenstein story ...


Dr Frankenstein meets The Wizard of Oz ...


It may not have worked, but it would have been worth a try ...


Tomato, tomahto ...


The kids always get a charge out of him ...


If only it were that easy ...


It's complicated ...


Bwa, ha, haaaaaa!! ...


Yes, that can be a problem in a relationship ...


I can really relate to this problem ...


And there you have it: our salute to the world's most famous self-made man. Well ... sort of ...

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for Musical Sunday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, October 08, 2021

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2021


It's been a banner year for ass clownery, and we still have almost three months to go. The number of ass clowns and the superior quality (if you'll forgive me for expressing it that way) of their ass clownery is beyond amazing ... in place of the current Right-Cheek, Left-Cheek, and (in five-Friday months) On-Crack awards, I could probably announce AM and PM awards every day and still not keep up with the demand. It's what the military calls a "target-rich" environment (which itself is just a clever way of saying you're hopelessly outnumbered).

One option I have considered is that of presenting nothing but multiple or group awards in order to keep up. And that's what I've done this week, in which the obvious awardee is a group which has already received ten awards over the years ... plus two designations (in 2011 - the first year I presented an annual award - and 2017) as Ass Clown of the Year. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, well-earned recognition as

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2021


is bestowed - for the thirteenth time, including twice as Ass Clown of the Year - upon

The Republican Party


First, a disclaimer: my first vote for president was cast in 1972 for Richard Nixon, and I cast mostly party-line votes for Republicans until, in disgust at what the party had become, I voted for Democratic challenger John Kerry over George W. Bush in the 2004 election. I have voted exclusively for Democratic presidential candidates ever since, although in the past I occasionally voted for a Republican at the state or local level when I felt he or she was the better pick ... but it's been a long time since I was able to do that in good conscience.

Today's Republican party is an abomination and an affront to American values. While it likes to think of itself as "the party of Lincoln," it has become the party of Der Furor - petty, vindictive, self-important, and hungry for power at the expense of its dignity, honor, and sense of responsibility to the common welfare. As Thomas E. Mann and Norm Ornstein wrote in 2012,

“The GOP has become an insurgent outlier in American politics. It is ideologically extreme; scornful of compromise; unmoved by conventional understanding of facts, evidence and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition.”

The evidence of this is easy to see. Unable to campaign on ideas and policies which benefit ordinary Americans, the party desperately stirs up its base with hysterical warnings about trumped-up* threats while ruthlessly gerrymandering congressional districts and opposing voting rights legislation to ensure it remains in power despite its inability to win at the ballot box. It not only refuses to denounce, but indeed it spreads and offers encouragement to the wildest of conspiracy theories. Despite a complete, total lack of evidence, the defeat of every lawsuit, and the ignominious collapse of the touted Arizona "fraudit," elected Republicans at every level continue to insist that a vast program of fraud on a world-wide scale** stole an allegedly overwhelming electoral victory from Der Furor. It strongly supports complete religious freedom, but only for evangelical "Christians." It opposes abortion rights, but also opposes all programs which help families with small children. Despite a staggering gun death toll each year, it opposes even the tiniest restrictions on ownership of firearms. Despite the deaths of more than 700,000 Americans from Covid-19, it refuses to endorse vaccination and opposes simple actions (like wearing masks) which can help control the pandemic. The entire program of the Republican Party - to the extent it has one - is tax cuts for the wealthy and big business and the elimination of all regulations on big business. If it has any other ideas that benefit average Americans, it has hidden them well. As Jonathan Cone has observed,

“The incentive structure in conservative politics ... reward(s) the ability to generate outrage rather than the ability to deliver changes in policy. Power (has) been shifting more and more to the party’s most extreme and incendiary voices, whose great skill (is) in landing appearances on Hannity, not providing for their constituents.” 


As I write this, Republicans in Congress refuse to compromise or negotiate with Democrats on any legislation. Indeed, they are using every tool at their disposal to bring the government to a crashing halt rather than help pass infrastructure, social reform, climate, and voting rights legislation supported by Americans of all parties. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell - himself a nine-time Ass Clown award and winner of the Ass Clown of the Year award for the last three years) - shamelessly refused until the literal last minute to assist Congressional Democrats in raising the debt ceiling, threatening the collapse of the American economy, downgrading of the nation's credit standing, and economic devastation for millions of Americans. And when he did "cooperate," it was only to the extent of grudgingly stepping back from total procedural opposition*** to allow the breaking of a filibuster which did not solve the debt crisis problem, but simply kicked the political can two months down the road to spoil Christmas rather than Halloween. 

Today's Republican party is perhaps best summed up in this famous line from the film "The Dark Knight" ...

“Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” 

Sadly, we have no Batman to oppose the chaotic anarchy of the GOP Joker.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Republican Party is named as the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2012. Heaven help us.

Have a good day, and think wisely about how you vote in the coming elections.

More thoughts tomorrow, when we meet up with Frankenstein's monster in the second week of our annual Cartoon Saturday salute to Halloween.

Bilbo

* Sorry. 


*** As opposed to cooperation on actually solving the underlying problem.


Sunday, October 03, 2021

Poetry Sunday


Unlike most men, I enjoy shopping for groceries. I like finding a good recipe to try, building a shopping list, and scouring the local sources for the right ingredients. I'd never thought about checking out at the grocery store as a metaphor for life, but this neat little poem by Thomas R. Moore sets up the idea nicely ...

Finding Everything
by Thomas R. Moore

Did you find everything you were
looking for? Julie, the magenta-haired

checkout girl, asks, and no, I think,
I didn't find inner peace, or answers to

several questions I've been mulling,
like are we headed for nuclear war and

does the rest of the world think America
has gone bonkers and also, by the way,

I could not find the tofu bacon, and
the chocolate sorbet shelf was empty

(I did find canned pumpkin in aisle four)
but I am silent and smile at Julie who

seems to know what I'm thinking anyway
so I hold back and muse on the view

of the bay this morning when we walked
the dog and the parsnip soup we'll

make for dinner and realize that total
fulfillment probably jades the senses and

the bagger asks if I'd like help today
carrying my groceries out to the car.

I'm not old and decrepit enough (yet) that Kelly and Ahmed and Ashley and Doug and Bianca and all the other checkers at the local Wegmans offer help getting my groceries to the car, but the few moments of friendly contact with our front-end heroes and heroines is often a pleasant part of the day ... whether or not we're headed for nuclear war and an increasingly bonkers America. 

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 02, 2021

Cartoon Saturday


And a new month begins ...

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced on Friday that it will soon ask health officials in the U.S. and around the world to authorize use of its experimental Covid-19 pill, which tests showed reduced hospitalizations and deaths by half in people recently infected with the deadly virus; after a delay of nearly three years, Japan's Princess Mako will marry her fiancé, who is a commoner, in October; the governors of five midwestern states have announced a plan called called REV Midwest (the Regional Electric Vehicle Midwest Coalition) to build a new network for charging electric vehicles; SCOTUS Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh has tested positive for Covid-19, and is distraught to learn that beer is no more effective than Ivermectin as a treatment; and Christmas may be the latest victim of economic and supply chain woes, with toy retailers unable to stock shelves because toy shipments from China are being delayed by shortages of shipping containers and backlogs of unloading at ports.

Today is the first of five Saturdays in October, and in line with tradition we will focus each of our Cartoon Saturdays during Halloween month on a particular source of fright ... no, not the thought of a new GOP presidency, but the lesser terrors we wish were real, instead. Today, we focus on a terrible, rampaging gigantic beast - not Der Furor, but Godzilla ...

It's tough for monster parents, too ...


It's a nutrition campaign even monsters can get behind ... 


No, it didn't work ...


Godzilla enjoys takeout sometimes, too ...


You had to figure this one would come sooner or later ...


Good question ...


You had to see this one coming, too ...


Good advice for anyone, not just Godzilla ...


Not only that, but its contents are poisonous ...


Hallelujah! ...


And so ends our first Cartoon Saturday for October, and the first of our annual festival of cartoons featuring the non-political things that terrify us. Next Saturday, we look at one of the most famous of the monsters - Dr Frankenstein's creation. 

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

Friday, October 01, 2021

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


New month, new opportunities to shake our heads over something other than the collapse of rational government ...

I wonder if Keith Richards is in the next plot over ...


Sometimes you have to wonder who decides which ads go next to which stories ...


I'll pass ... I liked all my aunts ...


TMI ...


I took this picture through the door into the back room of a shoe store a few months ago ...


Perhaps hanging would? ...


Things are tough all over ...


So, who selected the clip art for this ad? ...


Um ... no ...


Someone appears to misunderstand the term "hot dogs" ...


And there you go ... the first set of editorial and signage ya-ha's for October. Hope you enjoyed them.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday as we launch our annual Cartoons of Terror Festival ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo